I guess i'll start
>I'm going to become a formula 1 driver
i want to travel the world
Come to power in a revolution and implement a functional government.
I want to cook fancy fresh meals and bbq with the best ingredients everyday for myself
why do you even deserve a gf, anon?
So according to the new rule, does this faggot get muted?
>>24373138
I do not deserve a gf tyvm, I just spend all day on my computer.
um excuse me how much is a uterus supposed to weigh on a girlfriend again>?
Hi lonely guys of /v/, I, the Prince of Darkness, have a proposition for you.
Sell your soul to me, and in exchange I can have things arranged so you meet a girl, she's pretty, she adores you, she's everything you could want in a woman, she's even loyal to you too. YOU are her Chad. That's right. As far as she's concerned, you're the hot sexy stud who gets her engine going.
So what do you say? You accept my offer? I mean, there is a catch, but honestly, it's such a small, eensy teensy little detail, I doubt you'd even care, ya know?
>>24373093
Ah my apologies, I obviously meant /r9k/. You see, I made this offer to those guys on /v/ before, but I found them so dull and unintelligent compared to the fine men of /r9k/. Surely you guys see how great an offer I am giving you, right?
Just kill my shit up senpai.
I honestly should've already died by now.
>>24373093
We both know how this is going to end so tell me the catch so I can agree.
Extroverted normies can be just as oblivious to social rules than robots, just in their own way. They're very social, but they mostly think about themself and what they experience. The most emotional intelligent social butterfly I know interrupts, talks about herself constantly, and starts topics that could be awkward for other people. They don't care if you're comfortable with it, they just want to talk a lot. I personally want everyone in a conversation to be comfortable and pay close attention to how everyone's feeling. I might stumble in my words but at least they're sincere and not filler. Normies and robots could learn from eachother, but only if both of them are listening.
Hmm, true.
>>24373056
They get away with it because they're good looking though (especially the girls)
>>24373087
You don't even have to be really good looking. Charisma, eye contact and body language is like half the work. There's chicks who are attractive mostly because they're very affectionate and positive.
Under what circumstances would you walk around outdoors with your dick hanging out?
no one is there to see
>>24373048
whitebois in suicide watch
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>24373048
that nigger is really gross
>you will never grow up in Japan and fall in love with a Japanese qt3.14
Why live?
>>24373046
I don't even know anymore, desu senpai.
>you will never grow up in Japan and be too timid to ever talk to a Japanese qt3.14
That's what's common for most Japanese men
>>24373222
Men outnumber women there
Plus might be a culture thing
>go through your old bookmarks
>all these dead fucking sites
I find if you keep a bookmark for about five years you stop caring about it. Then it feels very satisfying to just delete it.
>>24373053
Why would you delete it? It's not like it takes up space and it serves as a reminder of what you (used to) care about.
>>24373067
A momentary feeling of absolution. Shedding the dross of the years and being reborn. Clean, pure, if only for a heartbeat.
Who /anxiety/ here?
Please tell me everything is gonna be fine before I have a panic attack
>>24372968
Everything will be fire
Every girl in college claims they have 'social anxiety'.
It's disgusting.
>>24373158
They think because they're nervous about talking in front of a crowd they have soshul anxihetee
It's warm erogenous membrane and sex organs literally wrapped around the rest of your penis, ready whenever you want.
Who thought it would be a good idea to chop this off?
>>24372966
Well, jews did
I though we agreed to stop bullying cutvictims on ree9kek
>>24372966
It was me all along muhaha
SENDIN SOME SHOTS AT YO FITTED
GRATATA
SWAG BITCH
>he has a gf
i want to die
>>24372956
u did g4p
u LAME bitch
>>24372974
How would you figure such a dumb normie wigger wouldn't have a gf?
>tfw you have a fat fetish
>also have a gaining fetish but its too socially unacceptable and economicaly infeasible, not to mention bad for your health, to balloon up
feels badd, i'd love to be a fat fuck in a feedee relationship
>>24372951
most of us here feel that way too anon
>>24372951
lol what mate.
thats sick
>>24372951
>Would love to be a massively fat woman
>Am male
>Fat men disgust me
>Probably wouldn't gain weight in the right places and would be disgusting to look at even as a woman
>Can't even find a fat gf
What I'd give for a huge ass, big belly in my lap and two big fat boobs resting on top.
Wagekek! Buy me gaemu! Buy me gaemu, buy me gaemu, buy me gaemu!
Thanks wagekek!
I'm not buying you shit, and eat your peppers.
>paying part of your wage towards neetkux
>not abusing the tax system to the point where your rebate puts your total contribution into the double digits
Why do wagekux keep paying for these leeches? be smart, play the system
Why don't you just date a punk girl anon?
She won't judge you for being weird, unemployed, or an alcoholic/drug user. That's par for the course in her social circle. All she cares about is you.
Sure, if she's not hideous like that girl.
>>24372921
I'm not hardcore
besides punk girls are probably really promiscuous
>>24372921
I'd probably sperg out and call her a faggot for listening to pop punk or bands that aren't punk enough or too main stream. I'd probably scare her off before I'd get the chance to do that because I'd instantly reveal my punk power level and expose my collection of skin head punk.
Anyone here stuck in the DMZ of society?
>Too weird for normies
>Too normie for the weirdos
Anyone else have this feel?
Oh, like the Inbetweeners
Spot the newfag
>>24372905
That's called being a cyborg, senpai.
Ask a 27 year old guy who lost his virginity today to his neighbor's 33 year old hot wife while he was at work anything.
>>24372857
Did you leave a note under the toilet seat to let him know?
>>24372864
She came to my house. So no famm
Did you wear a rubber? How did it all start?