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>Normies consider this """""""""""""""cute""""""""""""
What do you think, robots?
>>27174177
looks disgusting desu
Normies don't actually consider that cute, they don't mean any thing they say. They'll just praise anything to make themselves look like good people, case in point Adalia Rose.
Gross loud annoying shitter
Would kill
Guys this fucking windows 10 bullshit is trying to force my computer to upgrade, i've pushed it back but that's as far as i can do
what the fuck can i do to stop it?
They are some sneaky motherfuckers. I left to buy some food yesterday, and when I came home my computer was almost halfway through with the upgrade. I simply pulled the plug on my computer and restarted, then I changed the windows update to allways ask for my permission before any updates.
>>27174127
If you don't have any windows-only programs just switch to Ubuntu senpaitachi
GWX control panel
>went to bar Saturday night
>m-maybe I'll socialize
>made out with some sluts
>my lip this morning
What the fugg is this shit
RRREEEEEEEEEEEE
maybe instead of worrying about your non-existent std on your lip you should shave all those pubic hairs off your face yeah m8?
>>27174051
You got herp'd.
Fucking mudslime goatfucker.
WTF? I hate pornhub now
Do you actually think you'll ever watch any of those videos again?
Also
>actually watching porn
>making an actual account for porn
wew
>>27174130
>He doesn't hoard porn
Don't come crying to me when I hold one of the very very very rare videos you cannot find anywhere on the internet again.
>>27174397
He'll just find another video, rub one out, and then forget about the rare one.
>wake up
>see this
>she says: "Oh I'm going to make you cum soo much Johnny boy :)"
What do you do?
Laugh and cry cuz she has roastie
>>27173798
Let her go on.
>>27173798
>I'm not Johnny. Maybe you came in the wrong appartment, let me help you find your friend.
To all those here who'll dismiss any mainstream comedy tv shows, movies, etc. with nothing but their meaningless "reddit" buzzwords, What DO you guys find funny, aside from garbage like Sam Hyde and hella epic 4chan babby rape jokes?
trailer park boys
curb your enthusiasm
cartoons are for children
Almost nothing.
>>27173606
> trailer park boys
> it's always unit in Philadelphia
> Louis CK (both show and his standup)
My sense of humor is kind of pleb tier but whatever
>Guy I know is a hard ass with male friends and acquaintances
>laughably submissive with women
What kind of personality is this?
>>27173583
Momma's boy.
White knight/gamma male
>>27173583
My own fucking one.Like literally.Word for word.
what a man has to do to be considered fit:
>months of regular training
>rigorous diet
>lots of self-discipline, sacrifices and hard work
what a woman has to do to be considered fit:
>not eat like a pig
if you dont like it, or cant handle it then transition
good threadglarfarghaklarg
mirin those legs
>you are surrounded by 200 blacks, women and sjw
>this guy steps forward and says "you think racism against whites exists? seriously?"
how do you react?
>>27173513
allahu akbar
>explode
>>27173513
It obviously does, we make racist jokes about white people at work all the time.
>>27173513
>Using the institutional racism definition for racism is simply unfair because "power" is extremely relative, ranging from not getting hired for having a "Black" name to getting randomly assaulted by Black teenagers.
He'd probably do the equivalent of "lalala can't hear you".
>tfw no social outlet to meet girls
>tfw you resort to tinder
>tfw pic related after a week
Post a pic of yourself!original :<
>>27173556
No thanks,
I'd rather keep my anonymity, if that's okay.
>>27173510
Post your eyes anon.
Yesterday I realized I was sad simply because I wanted to be, and now I have overcome this darkness that was depression. I must say it feel fucking amazing to fly free now, the only regret I have, is not having allowed myself this earlier. I fucking knew it was all in my head guys. No pill can give you back the happiness that is your birthright. You never really lost it, you simply gave it away to something, and that was the day you stopped allowing yourself to feel it freely. Guys snap the fuck out of it, just do it. There is nothing holding you down but yourself, believe me.
>>27173241
lol at this manic dumbass
>>27173278
On top of autism, I would probably diagnose him with bipolar
>get this feeling every so often
>feels like a personality revolution
>goes smoothly for a bit
>something destabilizes me because I'm still shakey with my new identity
>back to square one
>realize to sustain this new outlook I'd have to get a job and not fuck up even the teensiest bit
>back to square one
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
It's either this shit sticks one of these days or I end up an heroing in the woods. It really is a toss-up between the two. Not sure which I would regret more...
>forcing yourself to live because of parents or something else
>meet up with old friends
>everything feels like a chore, but you must not complain or tell them about your situation
>hearing about how they and other people are doing and living life worsens the feeling; causes pain and you just want to die, but you can't
>go home and realize that you're an asshole and that this is how you'll have to spend the rest of your life because you're a coward
Is this feel too specific? Does anyone else experience this?
Yes I do know this feeling
In some ways I want to be those other people, in some ways I never want to be as addicted to life as them, and covering all of that up is massive amounts of shame
Fuck 'em though. They do them and I do me, even if what I do is objectively less valuable than what they do.
>>27173180
How do you find the literal strength to go on? Making small talk or just sitting there requires so much effort. Sometimes I feel like just lying down there, at the spot, disregarding everything.
I know that saying things like this is really ungrateful. Complaining about it as if I have to work 12 hours a day in a sweatshop. But I don't know what else to do.
>>27173058
IKTF desu. I'm only alive because of my parents. I don't want to hurt them, because I'm an only child and besides that, who would want to bury his/her own son? No one.
If they're gone in a 20-30 years I'll follow them if I survive until that (probably won't).
Raawr! Hehehe, hi uncle anon! What are we going to do today?
>>27172796
Today were going to do GOMAD and steroids.
I hope youre ready to get big ! :D
>>27172796
We're gonna make america great again!
How old is this girl?
Do her armpits smell good?
Where's the closet civilization? There isn't anything for miles from here. Oh you're hungry? Well this food is for NCR citizens only, sorry.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
>>27172685
>use max stealth to steal.
>>27172696
Hey I saw that. Put it back this instance.
Hello there, wagies and fellow NEETs.
How is everything going for you today? hope things look up to everyone.
So I've been NEETing for a while now and at this moment I've been focusing on learning music from the barroque period, out of personal curiosity.
You probably know J.S. Bach. But you probably didn't know that around that time lived a composer named S.L. Weiss, who apparently could improvise fugues on the lute the way Bach did on the keyboard. Isn't that impresive?
I can't improvise fugues yet, but I want to ask you: Which one of the prelude and fugues performed by me sounds better, the one composed by Bach or the one composed by Weiss? (Keep in mind I'm still working on them and they aren't 100% clean yet)
And also, fellow NEETs, how are you using up your time of to-day? Remember to don't leave things up until to-morrow.
(Bach - Prelude & Giga from Lute Suite BWV 996)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VvY8txwr4b
(Weiss - Fantasie)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tuRgRotsql
And for you wagies, listen to them, they will bring you good mood so you can have a productive day today.
>>27172568
Im not into music but it sounds very interesting fellow neet. I will look into it when i have a break from my studies.
Today ive mostly taken care of my apartment and ive greeted 2 new airbnb guests. Thats $100 in my pocket (no taxes ofc, thats for neetkeks).
Later i might go and enjoy the nice weather!
>>27172593
Sounds nice anon, since when are you hosting on airbnb? Have you had a bad experience with it? What are you currently studying?
Here the weather has been kinda crappy lately. Mornings seem to be ok, but afternoons get rainy, cold and gray. Still feels kinda good because there was a small drought season recently, so any extra water is good at this point.
I'm working from home today laying in bed while coding
