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what things do you hate about yourself robots? ill start
>blonde, ALMOST colorless eyebrows
>5'8
>pale
>decent facial aesthetics which are generally ruined by acne
>avoidant
>>27062887
>5'8" also
>round babyface
>indistinct jawline
>gross patchy back hair
>social anxiety
>compulsive liar
someone stop this ride, I want to get off
>>27062887
> used to be a the epitome of an aryan kid
> eyes turned brown
> hair turned brown
what the fuck m8
>>27063912
this happened to me too
>straight blond hair as a kid
>wavy, curly brown hair as an adult
i'm just worried some Jew DNA got mixed up in my family tree at some point.
I've been sick for too long, and I didn't go to doctors due to a combination of social anxiety and poverty. I think I might be suffering from permanent damage now. I get blurry vision, headaches, confusion and other issues.
Is anyone else here chronically sick and/or permanently damaged?
already tried to eat healthy food?
>>27062795
Whats it like to live in third world?
>>27062795
Being a Canadian, it infuriates me to hear these stories of my American neighbours getting sick and not being able to afford health care. Just move here, friend. Life is better here, if you don't mind the cold.
Can femanons really compete with her?
>child like face
>soft huge boobs
>>27062784
>little girl
>cauliflower mma ears
all of my wat.
>>27062798
>jelly roastie mad she can't b this cute
honestly the reason i don't have a gf is because women this perfect are only about one in one-hundred-thousand
>March 10th, 2016
>>27062763
*CURRENT DATE*
Even if you're depressed you have to motivate yourself to do shit. I know it sucks, but you have to suck it up and do shit you don't feel like. I've spent the last few months wanting to learn shit about chemistry and eat better, but I didn't do anything about it. The only thing that's helped me this last week is just doing it, even if I would rather watch reruns of shows on netflix and play vidya I don't even like. You have to start sacrificing your immediate reward for later reward.
>>27062825
>all you gotta do is do shit you don't feel like doing
I tried this, exercising and eating better to be specific. After 2 weeks my mind became clearer and beneath the fog all that remained were clearer memories of past traumas that made me fee like shit despite "having more energy". It's so fucked up, like I could feel the positive effect of the release of endorphins as a result of exercise but I somehow felt worse than when I sat on my ass all day doing nothing. I've realized I actually feel BETTER when I'm a useless lethargic depressed slob because at least that way the brain fog blocks out the trauma. I'm truly fucked pham.
Life is over. Waiting to die.
anyone wanna play minecraft with an autistic community?
67.202.109.35:26361
copy the ip
Version?
>>27062637
1.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8
original commenti
>>27062679
>not 1.9
Not even logging into your shitty plugin infested server.
ITT: post genuine 10/10s
>>27062619
Whu does she have a beard..?
>>27062619
her mouth and chin look fucked up
pic related is more like it
I love classy mature ladies to be desu fampai.
I'll start:
>middle school
>jerked off and then just pulled up my underwear when I was about to cum, orgasming in there
>used to do this no sweat, even though it would be wet and uncomfortable for the rest of the day
>be in the middle school marching band
>do this in my uniform right before we perform
>more than one time
>>27062513
When I was 4 I stuck my finger up my ass because the shit wouldn't come out
I used to run in circles in the living room without clothes on and shit on the floor, my dad hit me and I haven't done it since.
>>27062513
I used to kiss girls but stopped when I entered middle school. I've been a clean, pure virgin ever since.
Which job is the most robot?
"No job" doesn't count as an answer
>>27062502
Probably security work.
>>27062502
retail/fast food/social services
Psychologist if you are an "advanced" robot pretending to be a normie
Being employed by a NEETocratic government.
What's hilarious is how femanons don't even see Chads as Chads. They think the only Chad is the douchebag type.
On the flip side, you robots don't realize how many types of Stacies there are.
There is no such thing as a "stacy".
>>27062135
Stacy's are the female version of Chads: hot, popular and bitchy
Chad is the Prom King, Stacy is the Prom Queen
>>27062135
"awkward" girls like this are still Stacy. They don't think they are though because they developed very late and never had feminine personalities.
Who is sick of normies coming to /r9k/? I am starting to feel like as the days go by, there are less and less actual robots on this board.
The other day I was in a typical "depression" thread and was kind of surprised by the amount of people saying "stop being so entitled" and "just be yourself". I feel like we have been invaded, you would never see this shit here before. And this is not even mentioning all the "femanon here" threads and all the white knights who defend them.
I would migrate to wizardchan but it's too slow. Maybe we should organise a mass robot exodus or something. Fuck the normalcunts.
It's all bait ye got trolled my dude
Good idea. You go first.
>>27062017
As long as we stop talking about 15 year old girls fine. You shit eaters are literally orbiting 15 year old girls.
how do traps age? they wont stay petitie, skinny and feminine forever
They don't age because they usually kill themselves pretty quickly
They age by getting older.
>>27061981
this
otherwise they just grow out of attention whoring and age normally
If you had a new rule for 4chan, or a specific board, what would it be?
>NEW RULES
>2016 EDITION
>pic not related
no memes allowed
oringla comment
If you don't love the loli, get the fuck out.
>>27061937
>/r9k/
>All NEET posters are required to let me give them yummy cummies
That is all.
I'll start out with the best of the best
Do you expect me to read all of this?
tripfags should hang themselves but I ain't losing my time on this letter.
tl:Dr
>>27061710
I just read it, the tl;dr version is BAAAAWWWWW IM A WHINEY TRIPFAG PLS GIBME ATTENTION IMMA KILL MYSELF BAAAAWWWW
Needless to say it is highly unlikely the Tripfag committed seppuku and was just grasping for attention
>ketchup
Kek
Robots should just fuck off desu, this board is for traps and trannies now.
>>27061641
Here's that (You) you wantedsage
>>27061641
if you can post a single gif that makes a trap look sexy i will turn gay right now and fap to shemale porn
>>27061696
OPs can't get (You)s, newfag.
How do you feel about Mexican immigration to the United States?
>>27061573
Also I'd like to add that I would fucking destroy the girl on the right.
they can come in, but they have to come in LEGALLY
>>27061626
Post more of her. I'd let her cross my border any day, if you know what I literally mean.
