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>be me hitting the gym
>see a 7/10 qt 3.14 with god tier ass and tiny feet
>tfw you will never, literally never tap that
>tfw Chads and Tyrones get to fuck women like that on daily basis
>tfw she will never know how much I'd give to have sex with her because to her sex is a daily activity
>tfw she will never know how much that would mean to me
can you guys fucking imagine that
she could literally change my life in a few minutes
but she doesn't, she never will
she HATES me
she wants me to suffer this life, because she gets off to that
when she fucks Chads and Tyrones she knows she has the power to decide who gets to suffer and who gets to enjoy her flesh
she loves the power that comes with being a woman
BUMP
FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK
JESUS
>>27073536
Hey op have u tried talking to her?
>>27074123
>interrupting her workout
rude
>talking to her on her way out
stalker to the max=police called
>make plenty of money
>could support a neet sissy and slowly feminize him by slipping him hormones
>make him cook me dinner, clean, fug to earn his keep
>would become weak and dependent on me
>addicted to my cum when I ejaculate into his food and drink
why even fucking live
I've been called cute and am boy
Only catch is I'm a schizo recluse
>>27073587
what, does that mean you'd try to kill me in my sleep or something? or steal all my shit? cause I don't want that kind of shit in my life
>>27073618
Oh no not at all. I just get paranoid and hide in my room, I'm medicated tho.
Which one can you relate to the most /r9k/?
>>27073491
The Scheduler I guessAll my sexual encounters have been with an escort
Basically all of these, they all seem to be quirky observations of a standard long-term monogamous relationship.
Seems pretty pedestrian to make a comic about.
>>27073753
This.
and fuck the token gay/black couples they felt the need to draw.
Who here wants to wear girls clothes, take hormones, and get fucked by strong dominant men.especially by BBC
>girly looking manlet with chicken legs
>just want to look like a man my age
god i hate you
I am very submissive, and i want to be dominated by a bad girl
fuck hormones, men, and girls clothes
Just a daily reminder that homosexuality is an abhorrent animalistic worshipping of the asshole, and a spiritual travesty.
> anon, do my boobs look weird to you?
weirdly amazing, dear.
You have more nipple than boob darling.
she has a cute face so I wouldn't mind
>tfw I just snorthed crystal for the first time right now
Am I loosing control of my life?
goddammit skinny pete
I feel strong euphoria and my hands are a bit sweaty.
>>27073258
Probably. I've done a good amount I just want you to stop while you're ahead. It leads nowhere good. You're just asking for schizophrenia and depression if you continue
>Hey anon are you alright?
>Yeah...just tired...
I always said that to explain the depression induced thousand yard stare
>>27073144
I always wish that someone could read berween the lines for once...Just once...I dont even know what i will respond after, but it would be nice...
>>27073144
>Hey anon are you alright?
>Yeah...just tired...
>.. Tired of living.
Have any of you guys ever played any tabletop games or rpg's or whatever the term you use is?
I had some friends who tried to get me into it, but I didn't really enjoy it as much as they did. I just wasn't really imaginative or creative enough to do well, but there were some fun moments
How bout you guys? Got any epic stories?
I used to play D&D with a group of friends from the church I used to go to.
I miss it desu
Once
The gm had little creativity so we just took the piss on a shitty version of the saint seiya arc
Would like to try again sometimes, but then again I trying rping and it did little for me :(
Used to have a great group.
We'd get together once a week and game into teh wee hours
Our GM was really on point
Just a bunch of computer and comic book nerds having a good time
I miss it
pls post rare wojacks
pepes also welcome
i need some
a warmer spring will come, you must hope it will
>>27073058
Not sure if rare, but I like it a lot.
this may or may not be wojak
Why do you cucks support an alpha like Trump?
>>27072978
Having a cuck president would be disastrous.
>>27073011
>sucking dick
>cuck
No that's not how it works anon.
I'm writing in Jeb Bush because only Jeb represents my views and values
Do you prefer 2D or 3D women?
usually 3d but depending on my mood ill get cravings for some good ol 2d
>>27072612
2D IS INFINITELY BETTER
>actually holds a romance with you
>doesn't cheat on you
>is much cuter
>gets flustered around you/cute red blush
+++
I wish I was 2D. I don't want no stacy to be eventually cucked by CHAD
>>27072612
2D is the only way. 3D is just an endless series of disappointments for people like me.
You are now banned from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>made prolonged eye contact with a girl
>been photographed alongside a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female
>tfw family thinks I'm gay because of this
ITT; Closet Fags
First bump of the night.
H.ow can you get NEET? How can you afford it? Any tips? How much money do you ma.ke per month? Is 1,200 CAD per month possible? ( in canada)
I am paid for existing.
To justify this, the state intends to educate me and push me into the job market. Honestly, I might just set fire to myself if it will finally cement it in their thick heads that I fucking cant do either one
desu i just want to go neet to update myself with the market instead of saving 2 years with shit jobs...
All you have to do to be NEET is mentally ill
>be femanon
>now I'm 7000$ in debt just so I can fix my teeth
What's worse being in debt or being ugly?will it be worth it in the end?
Hey, at least you can pay off the debt with your newfound beauty. Get dickriding and golddigging
>>27071936
For a female? Ugly, deffo. You're only in your prime for a few years and you need to be as pretty as possible for them to attract a mate desu.
You can make 7000$ in one week of prostitution.
2 days of freedom within reach wagecucks.
bimonthly $1.6k in NEETbux on Monday. might take your gf out if im feeling like getting my dick sucked.
word is she likes a cultured hung unemployed man.
lol i get thousand euros a month
how do you even live with that
>>27072013
that's every 2 weeks you poor eastern european
>>27072035
L0l living off measly government handouts, you're gonna be poor your whole life.
>inb4 rage wage
I'm a university student getting valuable stem degree no debt student allowance
