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just fapped in a gas station bathroom feels good
To what? Did the location make it a better fap? Where did you bust? Would you do it again? Was it a 7-11?
>>27075150
Had porn on my ipod, cummies went in the toilet, I'd do it again and no it wasn't 711
I fapped at work multiple times, as well as in church 6 times while i was doing community service.
Ask me anything.
>you will never die in your sleep
>>27075076
But how do you wake up dead?
>you'll never wake up dead
>you will always wake up
>dark souls came out almost 5 years ago
>I was born 21 years ago.
that badoo doo kapee pee diaper teletubbies nostalgia.
>Half Life 2 came out 12 years ago
>Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare came out 9 years ago
>Half Life 2 came out 12 years ago
>Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare came out 9 years ago
>Katawa Shoujo came out 4 years ago
Times flies.
Why are you all so grumpy?
>>27074859
Why are you happy ?
>>27074973
I'm not, but I'm not bitter either.
>>27074859
Because fuck you that's why
Bitch nigga
Who here want to die in glorious battle?
I've been giving it a lot of thought lately. I think I've reached a point in me life, where I wouldn't give a flying fuck if I were to die tomorrow.
Label it an instinct or pure insanity, but if you are ready to kick the bucket, might as well do it for a cause, a purpose of sorts. That's why the concept of dying in battle is so appealing to me.
>>27074847
yeah
I came quite close to a very severe accident today on a construction site and I still don't feel anything about it; I think it's more about dying with a death that terminates your life in a moment where you are doing something important, or gratifying, or something. I think what people want is something like that, a life that justifies death
>>27075085
>I think what people want is something like that, a life that justifies death
I mean I can't be the only person who thinks something like this; who always was indecisive as a kid because he just didn't care about the consequences of inaction
or rather made it a point not to get involved to see how things would play out, even if it was dangerous. like pyromaniacs, or playing with potentially dangerous bugs or just letting go of your cars wheel
I know its weird to just stand and stare at dangerous things but how much more often would it occur if other people didn't ostracize them for being so weird
to see where i was needed, to see where i needed to need myself, to really see how much the world doesn't want me instead of being supported by the social lie that society wants me to have a life
>tfw she's dead
>and gone forever
Who was she, bots?
My desire to live.
>>27074830
The videogames industry
Motherland Europa. Kill the zionists now
>no talents
>no skills
>no hobbies
>no passions
>no motivation
>no ambition
>just sitting inside and mindlessly consuming media until I die
This is not living.
break the cycle. I noticed the more you do the more potential energy you gain that manifests itself in other activities. once you start you cant stop anon. get high as fuck on life.
>just b urself mang
Just kidding. Find a girl, know that she will never be good enough for you, and make yourself so that she will be the one coming to you
>>27074799
Become a media reviewer and get that sweet youtube money senpai
What's wrong about being shy? why is it considered something bad?
only because the majority of people are "normal". there's nothing wrong with being shy. In fact people think I'm shy when in reality I just dislike most people and have no problem talking if I want to.
>>27074754
Nothing wrong with it, but if can't communicate to people at all that's kind of a problem
>>27074754
Well, depending on your age, it shows a lack of social development. Essentially it is a justification for mistreatment, assigned to you by any and all that are able to function normally within society.
If you are shy/unable to socialize properly in [the current year] you are a failure. That's all there is to it.
Any other robots like these movies? I enjoy them a lot but whenever I finish one I get depressed.
>Christopher Lloyd will probably die soon
>Micheal J Fox has parkinsons and is 52 already
>2015 wasn'f nearly as cool as it is in BTTF2
>There will never EVER be new adventures starring MJF and Lloyd in their prime.
Marty is pretty much my role model irl. I try to imitate his confidence and outgoing personality as much as I can and it works. He's everything I want to be.
So, any others that get feels from this shit?
Eh can't say I relate bud
I like the trilogy, but that's it. I don't feel these feelings.
I feel bad for Chris Lloyd, they both did a little back to the future sketch on some night show recently, and he seemed completely out of it and couldn't even say his lines.
I've always liked him, hes funny as hell in the show taxi. used to watch that on nick at nite as a kid.
Lea Thompson was fucking gorgeous. she's still pretty hot now.
I will never love a girl who does not look or act like Elizabeth. After losing my social autismo and dating 4 girls this semester at uni, I've realized that I can't bring myself to feel anything for them. I simply don't care. I am stuck in love with a fictional idea of a person. Pls, fellow anons, give me some advice on where I go from here. Do I continue with my delusional pursuit? Do I an hero? If you can't or don't care to help me, feel free to share your own similar feels. [Inb4 get out normie reeeee]
This is why everyone hates "gamers"
Its been 2 years since my last gf.. I dated 4 girls since then and also had other opportunities for hooking up were I desperate enough... To simply put it I felt nothint for those bitches and I'm scared I wont ever be able to feel the love I once felt for that one girl back then... I almost gave up dating all together last year because of that and only this year did I got back in the game.
>>27074563
Same here, OP. Chicks in vidya are way better than irl women
>Elizabeth is waifu for life
I've decided to lower my standards after 21 years of handholdless virginity.
How can I fuck ugly girls? Do I just walk up to them and start dropping cheesy compliments or will they think I'm a creep? I basically want to exert a little effort as possible, I can't be wasting my time trying to court these bitches only to get nothing in return.
N-... No suggestions?
Trust me even ugly girls are looking for Chad.
>>27074477
Just go to a club or busy bar, by 2am or so there will be plenty of drunk sluts for you to take home And you'll have enough balls to approach them because you'll be drinking all night.
>gives you a rush of endophines
>boosts metabolism
>makes you more energetic
>clears your sinuses
>may boost testosterone
This plant is a godsend. Why are you not having all your dinners muy picante?
Next time you are feeling shitty, put the spiciest hot sauce you have on your meal and see how you feel afterwards.
>just picked up a special 50,000 SHU hotsauce from the shops
>>27074240
Because I eat hot shit put hot sauce on everything, I got used to it so it does absolutely nothing for me.
Seshwan sause is fucking awesome
>Why are you not having all your dinners muy picante?
Because that would be boring. I like hot things and use chilis a lot though.
Restaurants make me feel dead inside, seeing all the people my age out with their dates, friends, and bfs/gfs. Eating at home is so /comfy/
>>27074066
I'm at home on a thursday night, where else would I be?
>>27074066
>stopped by my parents' today
>aunt is there
>she's telling me all about this girl she met that's perfect for me
>the girl works at a mexican restaurant
>aunt tries to give me coupons for free food so I will go
>tell her I don't want them
>aunt asks why not
>tell her I don't like going out
>aunt pauses, then asks "then how will you meet somebody."
>I look at her, then at my parents
>"I gotta go"
>leave immediately
Fucking normies.
>>27074161
I feel ya senpai, normalshits never understand
>I want to start a family
That's great! You should do that
>I want to own a large house and luxury vehicles
Go for it!
>I want to be a singer
The sky's the limit!
>I want to die
No, you don't actually want to die. You are just mentally ill. Now shut up and enjoy life
Need regular pussy to enjoy life senpai. Pussy is the source of wellness and happiness.
>>27073894
source of delusion more like
It is probably generally good to encourage people not to die since life is finite and then you're dead for-fucking-ever
I say that with all respect for people who sincerely believe their lives are beyond saving. If you are sure that's your only path, then take it, but I'm going to encourage you to at least find something interesting in life. You'll have plenty of time to be dead
>>27073894
I enjoy my life and haven't had a girl in seven years
starting off. og.
Hey guys! New here... what's a tripfag?
>>27073728
this was the best one
>>27073728
:'(
That sounds serious anon. Why would you do that to someone? Have you no decency?
