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shit myself during another interview
>>28520234
Did you wipe?
well?
>>28520234
How many times is it now?
>>28520456
it's true what anons usually say about da 1st post...
>bullied even on r9k
does the ride ever end?
>>28520193
what was the picture anon?
>>28520218
it was thiss
>>28520255
sooo, your an asian guy who smokes and has a cat?
All you need is
1. Something to do
2. Someone to love
3. Something to look forward to
So what's the problem?
>>28520168
Nothin' to do, nobody to love, nothin' to look forward too.
C'mon, you can't be that dense.
>>28520168
>So what's the problem?
I have these in a way and my problem is motivation. I just don't give a damn shit about myself.
>>28520208
But when you realize you're only three things short of happiness you all shouldn't be filled with so much despair, just three steps away
>single mom
>call her baby a nigger
Ok what say now?
Send her this picture
>>28520158
Say "Sorry that was my racist brother playing a goof on me."
>>28520200
You cant send pics on twitter but ill look for a gif
Post something you made, no matter how insignificant. We all have some miniscule talent, it doesnt matter, just share. I know my thing is pretty basic, but doing stuff like this helps distract from the emptiness sometimes.
This is waluigi trying to suck his own dick
>>28520142
This is Savage being a savage.
>>28520142
I took this photo and I kind of like it.
>be me
>be femanon
>is masturbating right now as I post this thread
Just wanted you guys to know I'm masturbating while reading your posts in my thread
>>28520097
If we were on /b/ I'd make you fap to loli.
>>28520097
What are you flicking your bean to?
>>28520097
I already masturbated today so this doesn't do anything for me.
>tfw you realize 90% of r9k users are actually underage and you're pretty much retarded
This board has become cancer. Have you seen the first page? Nothing but normies, women, and underage faggots.
>>28520042
I think all frogposters should be euthanized
it would probably increase the average age of this board by 2 years and increase the quality substantially
I tested it out by creating a kik and handing it out on here. Once you do that, you realize literally 80% of the users are 16 or under, and about 40% of those are slutty girls who come to laugh at the "losers who don't get pussy" and "memes I saw on ifunny".
Yes those are actual quotes
I always see threads about fuccbois, twinks, and traps, but what about chubby/bear lovers? Have they all gone extinct?
Apparently so my oregano comrade
i like older bears for sure
>guys that like bears are becoming more rare by the day
>girls that like bears no longer exist
I thought you pieces of shit liked high test ;_;
hello anons
i am chad
i have a different sexual partner every evening
often i hear people complaining about their mental state, life and other such problems
i am here to tell you that EVERYTHING can be fixed with proper exercise and diet
examples:
- your entire family just died, your girlfriend bit off your penis, your dog got run over by the police who came to your house to arrest you for the child pornography they found on your computer.
>solution: diet and exercise will revive your dog and family, get rid of your pedophilia regrow your penis and get you hot boobie chicks
- you were born with schizophrenia, depression, autism, Asperger and now your legs, arms and tongue are removed because they were full off cancerous cancer.
>solution: diet and exercise will cure your mind, body, soul and get you hot boobie chicks
- you have psychological problems in dealing with concepts like death, nihilism, existentialism are on the verge of suicide even though you life is completely "fine" by other peoples standards and are experiencing extreme depression without end or hope in sight.
>solution: stop being such a pussy and get proper diet and exercise, this will solve all your problems and get you hot boobie chicks
but i tried diet and exercise and have no interest in hot boobie chicks
>solution: stop being so edgy and start exercising more and eating better
i hope this helps you losers out
could you imagine a world in which diet and exercise were not the answer to every problem in life?
a world in which people are genetically unfortunate and simply have little control over how their genetics and upbringing fuck up their lives?
such a reality would surely be hard to accept.
luckily you don't have to accept that because anything can be fixed with diet and exercise :)
greetings chad
they definitely help. as a recovering robot (22yr old recluse just one term away from getting my hs diploma), hitting the gym for 4 months and eating healthy has improved my mood and thought patterns for the better. haven't made any friends or anything but i feel more confident in sociability overall
>>28520055
placebo faggotiosis
>>28520214
i started with no expectations other than improving my lifts, so i don't think so mate
Who is the worst person in your family and why?
me
what else were you expecting
Me
You don't want to know
>>28519937
older brother
got ran over, disabled
now on pain pills and a complete animal
>threatens to kill meregularly
>charges at me with furnitureregularly
>threatens to call police on meregularly(???)
now own a taser and keep it by my side for when he charges at me. has already come in handy
How do I become selfish and think more about myself ?
I always had this in mind "treat the others like ou would like to be treated". It obviously don't work.
I don't want to become a dick, I just want to live for myself and do what I want without thinking about how it would affect others or what they would think.
I know I won't be daring and shit that easily, but thinking more about me would be a great start and should bring me more confidence
After I get answers, I'll probably leave this board for good again, because I can't handle all that shit.
It's about changing your mindset. Think about what you want and realize that you only have so long on this earth to attain it.
>>28520007
I don't really know what I truly want.
What I meant by this thread is how to say "no" when someone asks for help for a work for example.
I don't want to say no, because if I was in shit, I would like someone to help me.
I can't count how many times did someone asked for help for a work. I don't mind helping, I really don't. But it's not good, I have to say no sometimes.
Tonight someone asked me for help, I didn't answers because I think it's too late, plus I noticed this person didn't cared about me as much as I cared about her, and it obviously hurt.
Yeah, I wanted to leave this board but who else am I gonna talk about that stuff with ?...
Bump
>I don't want to be muted
FOR FUCKS SAKE IT'S ENOUGH
I WANT TO COME TO THIS BOARD AND SEE OTHER DEPRESSED AND MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE
FUCK YOU ALL
3BOIPUSSY THREADS ON FRONT PAGE AND NOTHING ABOUT FEELS OTHER THAN FEMBOT ONES
I dont even want you to leave
I want a /dep/ board
GOOK MAKE IT HAPPEN
Check the catalog and see how many threads arent
>Relationships
>Women
>Sex
>Bait
/r9k/ is truly the most thirsty board
>>28519884
/r9k/ officially /soc/ now
>>28520022
I swear even 1 year ago it wasnt this bad
It atleast had suicide mental illness generals
I just want to socialize with people that feel like me but the board is legit ruined
All that needs to be done is make a depression or /sad/ board
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED EVEN WHEN IT'S IN YOUR FAVOR. My oneitis straight up told me today that she liked me (I've known her for 2ish years) and I wasn't sure how to react.
Her being my oneitis I was extremely happy and wanted to ask her out right then and there. But
>Of course there has to be a fucking but
then I thought of my bro who has liked her for even longer than I have and he even asked her out and she rejected him. I don't want to lose this girl who is literally the perfect girl, but I also don't want to lose my bro I've known my entire life.
>>28519798
If he was your bro, he'd be happy for you. Move on. This is a pedestrian issue to be stuck upon.
??? he already doesn't have a chance with her its not like you're taking away his potential, she already said no
>>28519823
>>28519849
I should clarify. It's my own conscience holding me back, not sure why I wrote that last sentence implying that he'd leave me.
>tfw no /britfeel/ thread
feel away brothers
>>28519693
Been waiting for this mate thanks
I'm still b& from /int/ so this will have to do
What is your local kebab shop called?
I have 3, Superb Kebab, Best Kebab and Mr Kebaby (he is in a caravan at the train station).
So /r9k/
where were you when Rooster Teeth (RvB, immersion, rage quit, Slow Mo guys) was blow the fuck out for ruining their own image and losing sight of what really mattered just to sell out?
What happened? I haven't watched at least the last season of RvB if not the last 2, nor the last season of RWBY. Just been watching Achievement Hunter.
>>28519683
>2016
Is Rooster Teeth still relevant lately if not for RWBY? I remember seeing used RvB DVD's for sale in 2005.
>>28519683
I just stopped caring desu, they're all a bunch of wannabe military roleplay faggots
