shit myself during another interview

>>28520234
Did you wipe?

well?

>>28520234
How many times is it now?

>>28520456
it's true what anons usually say about da 1st post...

>>28520456
not until i got home
>>28520473
this is the third time, one was more of a shart though. i have had like 7 or 8 interviews, most of them i was late because i was shitting and then the times i shit myself i couldnt go before leaving and then the anxiety caused me to need to go again during but i couldnt get up and leave in the middle of it so i ended up shitting myself

>interviewer asked me what i did in my last job with a happy professional voice
"oh you know i just trimmed hedges and shit"
>i literally said "and shit"
>he kinda loses his smile and goes through the motions of the rest of the interview and practically just motions me out
tfw no control over my behavior

>>28522233
>Spend ever waking hour shitposting and reading degenerate filth on chan,

>Call interviewer a nigger

Totally worth it.