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>go to gf/bf begging threads
>lead guys on
>stop posting
it feels so wrong, but I just like it
>>28519027
NICE TRY ASSHOLE, YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET US TO GIVE UP ON THE THREADS SO YOU'LL GET ALL THE GFS TO YOURSELF
Good. Anyone who takes those threads seriously deserves all the shit they can get.
is this a /mischief/ thread without the devil frog?
Why is this board full of whiny pussies who complain about their life being so hard while being born in a 1st world country?
who's really the judge to decide what is acceptable to complain about and what isn't?
Are african village boys really worthy to complain about their famine if they've got mobiles, and their famine-friends from the neighboring village think they're just a bunch of spoiled asses with phones?
When you have no greater challenge in life, you start making them yourself.
>people in 3rd world countries have a lot of problems, therefore 1st world countries don't have any problems and should always be happy
powerful logic OP
Move over DAT boi, this dank meme was here first and had recieved it's dank blessing from KEK in the form of hexes, THY WILL SHALL BE DONE, BLOBO IS NEW MEME!!!!!, MEME MAGIC DEMANDS IT
>>28518937
BLOBO IS DANK MAYMAY 2016
He will be new MEME DAMNIT!!
o shit what's up this
Alright Robots let's see how good you are with women. What should I say to Elsa? Nothing too raw. If it goes well ill let you guys pick another one . Let's say 44 decides what I say.
"hello, would you like to have casual sex with me."
the only true way to use tinder
I bet you wanna fuck my boipussy
>>28518944
welp there we go
Daily Reminderfaggots
tl;dr
what the fuck is this
>>28518729
tl;dr please
fuck this comment not being original enough fucking 4chan
>>28518797
>>28518842
Read it. It's important.
How do wagecucks wake up in the morning and go to work knowing their tax money goes to paying for feminist single moms and neets?
>>28518710
taxes eat a pretty significant portion of my paycheck, it's pretty shit.
that said, i keep the rest and that's what keeps me coming back to work. the job isn't bad either, it's pretty sweet.
how do ugly fat disgusting neets wake up in the morning knowing they contribute nothing to society and will never have that qt asian gf they always wanted because she's dating a MAN with a job not a boy who mooches off his mom
>>28518765
>contribute nothing to society
If by contributing to society you mean to pay for everyone's welfare and the death of your own civilization then I don't feel bad at all.
do you think black women would date black men if they had an easier time getting men of other races?
>>28518687
>Date
Maybe after the fourth child. White men are just beta-bucks.
>>28518687
i would date her any day of the week
>>28518687
why would a black women want to date a weak whiteboi?
>look in the mirror
>look away after a few seconds in disgust
>>28518603
>look in the mirror
>laugh for a few seconds
>start crying
>bicycling in city
>look at the car-window reflection
>somehow look even fatter on bike than standing up
>depressed for the whole day
todays feels
>>28518603
Is there a way accept your ugliness and to live your life happily?
When did everything start going wrong with you robots
Since the day I was born, arguably.
>>28518403
Basically that year. Pretty much when it all went to shit.
>Normies came and took over the internet fully
>Suddenly being a nerd was cool now despite the people liking those movies now ridiculed you for liking them in the past
>Faceberg and other social media shit
>The Big Bang Theory premiered that year, coincidence, I think not?
Good year for anime though
2005 of the Roman Calendar.
Alright guys, how do I prepare?
I might have to fight some nigger tomorrow. He crossed the line today. >:^(
>>28518155
Just be yourself and start liftin braaah! :^)
>>28518155
Buy gun, preferably .45
Buy ammo
Shoot nigger
>>28518200
I've been lifting since 2012 brahhh
ITT; 5 things you hate about your life and 5 things you're grateful for
Hate;
> I live with a couple, a stupid couple that do stupid things
> my job has drove me to a deep depression
> ugly teeth
> monotone voice
> literally stupid
Appreciate;
> I'm white
> I was born in London which I guess isn't bad
> I'm not over 200lbs
> I had sex 5 years ago
> I look good in glasses
Hate
>barely any friends at university
>no real interests or hobbies or anything (i don't even play vidya)
>skelly as fuck
>shy as fuck
>dumb as shit when it comes to practical things
Appreciate
>doing very well in school
>great relationship with my parents
>comfy financial position
>people from HS respect me
>had sex a few months ago, no longer have KV hanging over my head
my life's alright desu
Hate
-I still dont live alone.
-People around me complain too much.
-Boredom.
-So much shit to do.
-Uncertain about my future..
Love
-I have several friends.
-Anime and reading are great.
-Im fucking great.
-The way you move.
-Electro swing.
>>28518175
Normie please go und stay go
How does /r9k/ feel about bicycles for commuting? Are they preferable to automobiles? Do you commute by bike?
>commuting
Do I look like a wagecuck?
>inb4 there are people on this board that don't know how to ride a bike
>save 100% on would-be fuel costs; no need to refuel ever
>exercise and burn calories as you go; studies prove that biking a few times a week reduces blood pressure and stress while increasing your energy and elevating your overall mood
>zero carbon emissions
>no insurance requirements
what do you guys have for sex toys?
>>28517952
hands mostly. sometimes a pussy shaped object.
frozen log of my own shit, I use it as a dildo
Guy here, anal beads, dildo, this bulb thing that inflates with air so it expands inside you, nipple clamps, sometimes I put marshmallows up my ass until I can't fit anymore. I love the feeling of my ass being full. :3
>one shot at life
>totally deaf and paralyzed from the waist down
>>28517941
and you're using the few parts of you that work to post here. good god, what a waste.
Have you tried b'ing yourself?
>>28517941
Shut up pussy. Chad here, one time my gf forgot to shave her pussy when we went to Hawaii and the whole trip I couldn't fuck her. I got over that, you can get over your little problems.
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
I've got some great creep pics of a hot milf at the beach last weekend to upload for your fapping goodness. I had to be so fucking careful, but worth it.
what kind of lens did you use
>>28517791
Upload the pics please, senpai
Are you going to post this on every board?
