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>tfw no /britfeel/ thread
feel away brothers
>>28519693
Been waiting for this mate thanks
I'm still b& from /int/ so this will have to do
What is your local kebab shop called?
I have 3, Superb Kebab, Best Kebab and Mr Kebaby (he is in a caravan at the train station).
>>28519745
istanbul grill mate
It's been too fucking hot this week.
>>28519745
>and Mr Kebaby
Sounds like a guy who knows about kebabs
>>28519745
mine is called King Kebab and is supposed to be closing for a refit soon
>>28519769
fuckin telll me about it m80
>>28519769
Not as hot as last week it's been hazy the past few days where I am
Unironically looking forward to work tomorrow lads. I'm only part-timing but the days when I'm in make me feel like I'm actually doing something with my life.
How jewed am I on a scale of 1-10?
How annoying is Celebrity Juice? It's just an ITV circle jerk...they don't have anybody on it who has any value out of ITV. I have no fucking clue how Fearne and Holly have prime positions on it. This is all people at work talk about and I just don't get it.
>>28519769
have a solero n shut the fuck up
>>28519745
Abra Kebabra
one down the street called Kebabylon
>>28519769
fuck you man
>tfw it's 10c and raining here in 'sunny' Spain
Poleaboo got an email from his solicitors office, makes no sense though
>(no subject)
>Good Morning,
>We refer to the above and can confirm that we have not heard from you. Can you please contact us as soon as possible to discuss matters further.
>We look forward to hearing from you.
>Kind Regards
>>28519745
Omar Simpson's.
>>28519745
Halal Chicken, it's pretty good.
>>28519745
social anxiety
too anxious to take hat off
head was boiling all day
think im gonna pass out at one point.
gave me a headache im stil recovering from.
Best case scenario what will I find what I access her facebook messages?
>keep telling myself it will he better next week
>been telling myself that for 3 years
>avoidance of mirrors and harsh light becoming extreme
>retin a isn't working
>benzoyl peroxide isn't working
>would stillbe unattractive with perfect skin
Every time I see myself i feel crushed and its undermining every aspect of my life that isn't sitting alone in my room
"Whats the point if I'm ugly"
I don't know how much longer I can take this. I feel like every one of my problems could be helped if I didn't absolutely despise the way I look
At least my mum loves me unconditionally
>>28519834
It got sunny in gibraltar towards the end of the day
>>28519869
>Poleaboo's Lawyer's are starting their own phising campaign against him.
Top Kek.
>>28519926
>tfw I have never tried to make any moves on girls because I know I'm not what they want
I'm actually fairly happy with how I look, I know there isn't anything I can do about it anyway but I know I am not what girls want
one more day to go guys then we're free for a few days
is britfa.gs still active?
>>28520014
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK!!!!
>>28519953
I'm going to Andalusia soon, so hopefully it will be nice there. I'm mostly just pissed off that I spent 10 euro bucks on sun cream and haven't had to use it once
Damn is it hot as hell this week.
How are my fellow Worcester friends coping?
>>28520105
They all died, judging by the lack of responses. RIP
>>28520105
Want to kill myself tbf
Gentle reminder that /britfeel/ was never good
Post your Waifus lads
DOOM Edition
/britfeel/ is officially dead. RIP, you will be missed
>>28520824
Time for a sleep. I hope I dream of her.
>>28521093
Not really
Oh do fuck off ROBOT
>>28521117
https://youtu.be/BuEq8x0DWcI
>>28521117
Very racially diverse cast
>>28519926
>tfw you stopped getting haircuts and shaving and barely care what you wear
How the fuck I have a job I do not know
>go to first face-to-face CBT session
>try and be honest about how I feel
>starts giving me grief and says he can't help me if I'm not motivated
>start crying
I can feel myself slipping down again guys. I thought my medication would stop these episodes, but it hasn't. Perhaps the last hurrah for this anon.
>>28521407
Come on, you can't kill yourself during Eurovision week
>>28521407
riding a motorbike isn't that bad m8
>>28521334
There's that Nepalese chick
>>28521117
Fuck, that's the era i used to watch it in.
>>28521643
middle girl in blue is called Janae
The rest I'm struggling with (Toady & Lou aside)
You can always start fresh in the land of the United States of America.
>>28520824
season 2 when
cmon how is this post not original
>>28519926
post a pic and i will tell you what you can change, for real not b8ing you mate
>>28521343
i worked in a kitchen and did this till the chef came to me and said "anon i would really like to let you handle the buffet but i cant if you look like this" started shaving from then on, handled the buffet.
>>28521695
You can't, its impossible to get a visa
>>28519745
There's a place called tropical curryland in town
>>28521810
by impossible how impossible is it with a stem degree from a top 10 uni
id like to live in USA for a bit, nothing to tie me down here
>>28521695
Sure, I'll just spend 15 years waiting for a visa. lol jokes, non-third worlders literally have no chance of US citizenship unless we are millionaire athletes / investors.
Gonna go to Canada on a working-holiday visa and illegally enter the Us instead, then caim residency on a fake Cuban passport or something.
>>28519826
Keith Lemon's whole sense of humour can be boiled down to moustache/accent
>>28521824
Its still difficult if you have no family there.
There aren't many places and there are lists and stuff, you might also need a company to sponsor you
Should really go to bed, but also really want to watch peep show.
Just one more episode
>>28521435
Yea anon, that would totally not be in the spirit of eurovision cmon
my friend who's staying with me and just seen my pop up tent and has decide to camp in the woods tonight
topkek
Fuck lads, feel really warm and tired but to warm to sleep.
Daily reminder im the best to lurk these boards.
>>28521839
funny thing, my sister hated Bo Selecta with a passion, but loves celebrity juice
Leigh sold out.
So I am going to be having a 2 month break between my uni course ending and my job starting
I have no plans or anything for this time and will probably just play video games
I can think of this as work experience in becoming a neet if working turns out to not be fun
Daily reminder theres no reason to live.
However, none of you are depressed enough to kill yourself hence the reason you keep thinking of excuses.
Life can be good if you try
>>28521992
>taunting yourself with neetdom before starting as a slave
>>28519745
Momma Rosa's kebab house, Tony's, Kebabrica
>>28522051
I am pretty excited to start my job though
I'm working in a big skyscraper doing grown up maths in London
I have literally never been employed before for anything even like idk tescos
>>28522084
have fun anon, if youre lucky it might be your thing at you will love your job.
or most likely youll hate it and just think why
what's that program on adult swim about a bee king and his scientist nemesis?
>>28522146
>>28522146
Blacked
oce
>>28522143
i already achieved my neet dream goal of getting master tier in league so getting a job is the only thing left to do that might not be boring
>>28522146
You mean The Venture Bros?
If so he's a butterfly not a bee senpai
>>28522193
my dream is to become a major drug dealer so i dont have to work a real job, hope it works out
>>28522244
What's stopping you? You need a bruddah to hook you up with some links F A M
>>28522244
pretty sure most drug dealers make shit money compared to an actual job, and have the risk of going to jail for life and becoming tyrones boi
>>>/int/59268791
So Poleaboo just posted a picture of his knob on /brit/
>>28522350
no way anon those guys showing off like 200 pounds on facebook with a profile picture smoking weed seem like they have life sorted
>>28522314
i already started, i said major
>>28522350
confirmed. an ounce of bud split into .8s 35 bags, ounces cost round 200 you make 150 quid. if you know enough people to sell it in a day that'd be sweet but otherwise it's a pittance.
>>28522416
not if you grow yourself, i make about 3k every 50 days with barely any work, thats not that much money but compared to my college friends im rich as fuck.
>>28522390
Congratulations, whatcha got what I can have?
>>28522416
cut it and double your profit
>>28522457
until you get caught and all the money you spent on college was wasted as you can't get a job anyway because of record
dumb as shit to get involved with any of that if you have a chance of a real job
>>28522457
lucky for some. do you do it from home?
>>28522491
college is for free where i am, risk is part of the job i guess otherwise it would be to easy so it balances out. You dont have to show your record for jobs where i live except you try to work for the government or federal institutions.
Also here is the possibility to go to college during the week and spend the weekend in jail.
And at the moment i would probably only get probation for what i do
>>28521695
& yank grils think british accents are sexy..
lads, could anyone tell me where this guy's header photo is from
i recognise it, but can't put a name to it. and it's killing me
help me out senpai
https://twitter.com/bruce_straley
>>28522369
That's not him friendo
halfway through a bottle of proseco here. who else #drinking?
wish the temperate would fuck off
Really feel suicidal tonight lads desu.
Tfw moving to a way nicer private home 5 min walk from work.
Kinda unmotivating having to pacck up, clean everything in my room then get a taxi and repack everything though godamnit.
Lads, holy shit. There's a massive fucking spider in my room. This thing is huge, lads. It's massive. It's got thick legs and thick body. It's monstrous.
I fucking hate heat waves. Forces all the spiders out of their holes.
>>28522891
Spotted this fucker last week
My cat usually eats them
>>28522953
I dream of a day where we bioengineer some sort of spider killing virus that wipes out every arachnid on earth forever.
moth in my room
send help
>>28522757
pls help me
oariginale
>>28523036
Honestly they don't scare me any more
They used to but then I just saw a massive one on my wall and let it walk onto my hand and realised it's fucking fine
>>28523110
I had a relative do that, and they got bit.
>>28523110
Sorry, old chap, you've gone native, you'll have to be gotten rid of as well, I'm afraid.
just dropped my m8 off in the woods
>Watch The Neverending Story
>It ends
>>28523719
Can you get your money back? Or contact Ofcom maybe?
>>28519926
>>keep telling myself it will he better next week
>>been telling myself that for 3 years
>>28524711
Stop posting Minions, me.
http://www.itv.com/news/story/2016-05-12/government-sets-out-plans-for-bbcs-future/
>11 more years of the BBC
That's 1,595 pounds please
No you don't have a choice ^_^
>>28525392
The BBC's great though, Mr Wittingdale, so I really don't give a fuck, you stupid Tory prozzie fucker.
don't leave me alone here
>>28525757
i will never leave you alone.
>>28525829
I'll buy you a pack of Oeros if you leave him alone.
>>28525950
weird since i'm eating oeros right now
i'll take yours too though
need some boy poochie
>>28526365
me too fampai
original
>>28526085
You failed, there were never any Oreos, I was just seeing if other Anon could trust you.
>>28526365
I'm okay for chap sex but I just watched a happy, young, amateur couple have filthy BDSM sex and now I feel quite dead inside.
>>28526365
>girl bits = pussy (cat)
>boy bits = poochie (dog)
clever
your move, creep
how things could have been so different
>>28527519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWMo5FBOfd0
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-36282394
Now if my first thought is;
>Are they mudslimes
I know that makes me a racist.
But it they actually are mudslimes, does that cancel out my racism?
>>28529003
Not if you're calling them "mudslimes", no.
>>28529134
but they're raping children
they are mudslimes
Is there a site like Urban Dictionary that does British-to-American translations?
I'm seeing a girl who's original from the UK, and some of her common saying leave me confused.
>I really faffed the dog on this one
Said after a receiving a poor mark on an exam
>Gotta spend a penny and pinch a loaf
Said as she excused herself from lunch
>You gonna waz on me mug?
Said after we finished making love
Thanks guys
>>28529274
>I really faffed the dog on this one
I fucked up
>Gotta spend a penny and pinch a loaf
Needs to use the restroom
>You gonna waz on me mug?
Are you going to urinate on my face?
>>28529274
Did you post another version of this a few days back?
Wasn't that funny then t b h mateychapladm8
Posting from America, lads.
who here /justwokeup/
Just looked out the window and saw a guy in a fucking ghillie suit walking down the road what the fuck lads?
>tfw addicted to lucozade
About to open my first bottle of the day. Hands are shaking
>>28530022
Fatties gonna fat
Why so fat, fatty?
>>28530036
Just a bit chubby m8
>>28519693
>very inexperienced with females
>notice this girl at my college when we are both walking trough the doors at the same time and she smiles at me, not sure what it meant probably just being freindly
>start to see her around college every now and then and sometimes one of our classes are merged together
>crush hard on her for like 2 months don't talk to her because no opportunities etc..
>find her on IG and look at her posts every now and then
>with some guys I met at college just talking general bants etc..
>said girl comes up in the conversation as she went the same high school as some of the guys
>one of the guys tells us he's freinds with her and I joke "freinds" implying he's trying to get into her pants, he goes silent
I can't explain why but I felt this huge sinking feeling. I built up this girl in my head over many weeks and then reality struck me at that moment.
How to stop being a desperate beta?
why are asians afraid of negros?
>>28519745
Paddock wood?
>>28529533
>lads
Cultural apprpriation desu
>>28530022
I love the orange one. I used to drink the 1 litre bottles everyday.
>>28530339
You only drink lucozade when you're off school ill, lying on the settee watching teenage mutant ninja turtles with a blanket over you a bowl nearby in case you're sick.
>>28530022
cracked open a can of Monster
come at me
>>28522369
>>28522776
it is, he's posted it multiple times
>>28519745
Best Kebab 2 (I actually have no idea where Best Kebab 1 is or if it even exists)
Speedy Pepper
Kebab Grill
>bigass turkeyleg on sale in tescos for only 1.20
i was all over that shit
>>28530859
what the fuck are those peas swimming in
>>28530895
Butter and cheese
>>28530905
absolutely vile
>>28530859
>>28530905
It's like what an idiot thinks a king would eat.
Getting withdrawal symptoms from Overwatch lads
>>28531100
Not him but peas and cheese is a nice combo, not sure about the butter though, looks like they went overboard in the image.
>>28531113
>Getting withdrawal symptoms from Overwatch lads
Have you tried being a heterosexual?
>>28530859
clean your whole desk area man
Dear lurking yanks, please refrain from using the following words;
>lads
>mate
>banter
Thank you.
>>28531125
its cheese and bacon sauce plus melted grated cheddar
Didn't burn myself when I made a cuppa this morning.
Who else /gooddaysofar/ lads?
>>28530355
Incredibly accurate (I used to watch Cubiz and Butt Ugly Martians though)
>>28531113
was boring as shit, maybe i'm just too jaded and cynical but I literally don't get why people even like overwatch
if any company that wasn't blizzard made it it'd be dead on arrival, its just hyped cause blizzard spends millions on marketing
>>28531571
Havn't left bed yet so I guess it's going good... Trying to figure out something fun to actually do today
>dole music plays
take your time pal
no rush
>I get back from bakery at about half 10
>girlfriend won't be home until 5pm (she's a teacher)
>she'll probably pick me up at 6pm for our friday eat-out
>I still have to work in the morning so I won't be able to spend the night
It sucks. Still, breakfast in bed tomorrow when I get back from work if you know what I mean.
can someone explain why Eurovision has a final at all? why not just one event with all the countries?
it seems that only 4 or 5 countries aren't allowed to participate each year, and for some reason australia and israel are back in it
>>28531840
Not everyone gets through to the final, the semis were a way to make the process more profitable.
Israel has been in it since the 70s, they're longstanding EBU members.
Australia got enough ratings last year to continue participating. I that bothers you, wait until 2018 when China enter
>>28531864
china would be a bit werid but Japan would be totally understandable and would probably win, all they'd need to do is put forward Kyary
Lads what the fuck
Decided to make a tinder out of sheer curiosity. I'm a neet neckbeard, not a proper fat cunt as I fit into medium size clothes but I'm still a fat bastard by normie terms. I'm 24 and never really been in a relationship btw.
I've matched 2 girls who are way too attractive. I've messaged one and she enjoyed my one awful liner. She likes Nintendo 3DS and Animal crossing so I forced myself to message her.
What the fuck lads, I'm full of anxiety right now.
>>28531881
Turn that anxiety into excitement mate. Listening to some high bpm music to get you pumped. Don't masturbate until you've blown a load inside her.
>>28531881
>oh woe is me, I'm not fat and have attractive girls who share my hobbies interested in me
Fuck off and take your humble-bragging to reddit or TSR where it belongs
>>28530184
You can't avoid that sinking feel lad. Roll with the punches.
>>28531902
Didn't you hear him? He has anxiety.
>>28531881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk
heard you have anxiety lad
so sorry x
>>28531902
>never had a gf at 24
>bragging
>implying any of these grils will want to meet me anyway
>>28531895
Going to get stoned then message them. Anxiety is washing all over me right now.
>>28531992
Yeah get stoned, that'll help the anxiety.
>>28531992
>anxiety
>Going to get stoned
ah, that explains it
bet you'll come back with some shit like
>n-no! weed helps my anxiety!
absolute cretin
>>28532023
Please don't tell me you fell for the "weed makes you paranoid" meme
Seeing this about an unexploded bomb from WWII underneath a school in Bath has me wondering if any munitions from WWII have actually gone off and done serious damage in the last couple of decades?
>>28532035
Fuck off you edgelord Peter Hitchens wannabe.
Drugs are good, no one cares about your contrarian opinions
>>28532037
Everybody else did except for you, and now they're coming to force you to believe. They're at your door.
Don't answer it.
>>28532049
some drugs like ecstacy are good
weed is fucking dogshit
>>28532035
It helps me deal with it yeah, its not a cure but it makes things more bearable. Weed is my vice, at thus point id be better without it. I'm not perfect which is why I'm the type of mong who would post here.
>>28531992
>get stoned
It's a short term cure. In the long run you'll be left even more paranoid and anxious.
And it's not just me saying it, even the most left wing liberal pot smoking tabloid confirms it.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/jul/16/cannabis-paranoia-psychoactive-thc-mood
>>28532063
you realise weed is only a short term solution? it makes your anxiety way worse when you're not on it
just wean yourself off
>>28532073
>the guardian
>left wing
nein
>>28532076
Yeah lad I know. I go months without it with ease, its a drain on my bank and emotions in all honesty. At the same time though its my coping mechanism, makes being a loser a lot easier.
>>28532100
>home of Owen Jones
I just realised I have a deep mistrust, perhaps even a hatred of people.
I'm going to die alone.
>>28532100
>not left wing
>>28532100
The Guardian is a newspaper for lefty luvvies from Islington to pore over as they drink their herbal tea and eat their hummus before they cycle to work at the BBC desu la.
>>28532110
Owen Jones, the neo-liberal capitalist friend of the Labour party and Yanis Varoufakis
>>28532100
are you mental? it's famously left wing you mug
>>28532154
Those are liberals pal, most of whom have very conservative views.
>>28532178
They want the welfare state to be expanded so that all 10,000,000 immigrants accepted annually do not have to work.
gimme some sugar baby
>>28532163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrwuk6NoMv8
He's an ultra cuck who latches on to anything that will let him spread his shitty views on TV or online.
>>28532193
If you actually read the Guardian, it's not like that at all. It's all sentiment and no actual substance.
They never actually push for serious reform or change - the paper is just there to make white middle class people feel like they are progressive.
>>28532223
It's cancer. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/nov/04/world-wage-gap-pay-women-more-men-less
>>28532264
That's sort of my point though. None of the writers have any serious ideas or points, it's all just making ridiculous statements like this
>>28532100
Fucking hell laddy, you must be more left wing than Corbyn, to think that the Guardian isn't left wing
>>28532283
That's what lefties are like though. They dislike white people, men, everything that made this country great, successful people, facts businesses and bankers. They love immigrants, feminism, feelings, twitter hashtags, economic illiteracy, other people' money, and the EU.
I'm pretty ambidextrous tbf
Tempted to pick up DOOM. The multiplayer beta wasn't that bad but I'm sure the campaign will be crappy.
>>28532416
Quite the opposite mate, had it since Tuesday and the campaign is great. Fast paced, no bullshit, throws you straight into the action however I find the multiplayer to be a bit shite. I mean, it's not that bad but it just feels like something is missing, the maps are't that good.
If you're getting it on PS4 I'd get it from here, it's worth that price.
May be able to get it cheaper if you're on PC
http://deals.simplygames.com/p/doom--incls-pre-order-bonus-demon-multiplayer-pack-dlc-ps4
>>28532368
>They dislike white people, men, everything that made this country great, successful people, facts businesses and bankers. They love immigrants, feminism, feelings, twitter hashtags, economic illiteracy, other people' money, and the EU
Universities breed these monsters. There is a new guy at my work, fresh out of Uni. His Liberal views get on my tits.
I have to share a desk with the cunt. I'm slowly turning him though. After a few years in the real world Uni students stop being so left wing I think
Boss is pushing me to come to a team building event and pub crawl in Bristol.
I work in Glasgow.
Aye, I'll get the train to Edinburgh so I can catch the 6am flight to spend the day with people I see in person once or twice a year. I'll get right on that.
>>28532515
glasgow is fucking shite I hate it here
>>28532515
It counts as overtime mate, EU ruling.
>>28532542
it doesnt you buttmuncher
>>28532515
>not sucking up to the boss for the promotion fast track
I'd go tbqh, have a few pints with him and laugh at his shit jokes. I've reached the point in my life where I don't give a shit what anyone thinks anymore, I just want more money.
>mfw I get away with all sorts of bullshit at work because the boss thinks I'm his mate
>>28532523
I like all the burger joints.
>>28532523
I'm a Geordie, only been up here a few months. Love it. Lived all over the UK and Glasgow is one of the best.
>>28532566
ketchup is pretty good but right next to uni fucking obnoxious rich kids
>>28532585
>>28532566
I'm about to go off on my lunch break.
I'm bang in the city centre. Where's the best place to go?
>>28532603
lebowskis is fucking mint
down the argyle mate
>>28532566
You ever been to the Italian Kitchen lad? Scrummy as fuck
>>28532603
Go to boots and get a meal deal
You won't regret it
>>28532603
Find a park bench and get some Frosty Jack down you
>>28532603
Go to that place with the fat burritos.
>see something I want
>buy it
Feels good to have a job.
>>28532566
Went to Glasgow a while back with a couple of mates and we were gonna go to that spot that does Stoner kebabs, red ruby or whatever it was called
Literally drove past it and all of us shuddered and decided to go elsewhere
>>28533016
>See something I want
>I can buy it without any trouble
>Don't because I'm a massive jew
>tfw the oxy arrives
Who /armedforces/ here?
>>28533103
Me too mate. I've wanted an Xbox for a while, and even though I've saved up about a grand, I don't buy it. I just look at the prices and realise I want money more.
>>28533203
Up the RA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTJQkhWZekI
Am i in /brit/ or /britfeel/ today?
>>28533273
Kek that Italian flag
Just walker past a 16 year old schoolgirl who must have been about 6'3 and she didn't even have heels on
I hate being a manlet
>>28521863
I really, really like this picturereally
Just masturbated in my sisters room while sitting at her vanity table and repeating some sissy shit I would say if I were her slave
Wore my own girl clothes as I didn't want to stretch her clothes
Did wear her shoes though and put on some of her lipstick
>CBT tomorrow
See if you can guess what's happening to me anons
>Cock and Ball Torture
>Cognitive Behavioural Therapy
>Compulsory Basic Training
Fuuucken 'ell lads she's got a penis for an arm
Just did some work in my dads office and sat at his desk repeating family shit as if I wasn't a complete disappointment to him.
Didn't wear his suit as I'm too scrawny for it but I did try on a tie but I couldn't tie it
>>28533466
>10/10 in Scotland
>>28533466
Needs to take a step to the right and she'll be alreet
>>28533466
Why not just wear a hook at that point? Everyone is going to stare at it regardless, might as well make your stub look bitchin'
>>28519693
>tfw warmest summer on record approaching
>>28533562
It can approach and walk right past mate if it knows what's good for it.
Almost all my family I know from England married their high school sweetheart. It just seems like people pair together like birds and just end up getting married.
What happened to you guys that made you not find your pairing?
>>28533562
>tfw I live in the desert
I'm either getting skin cancer this year, or I'm losing some weight. Can't be both
>>28533579
Her parents transferred her to a private school to keep her away from me.
>10/10 girl starts at my work
>looks maybe 20-25
>find out she has an 11 year old son
what the fuck lads
>>28533579
I did actually, but she died. Now I'm here.
I don't know if this is really a relatable question, but do you Britfags agree with the European consensus that your women are fucking ugly?
Also, what about Scotland/Northern Ireland? I've heard Scotland is basically a brothel for foreingers.
/finnfag out
>>28533522
They should attach a pointer to it. Then she could use it for something
>>28533653
Three are two types of British women. Working class girls tend to be ugly or at least have the slag look (not beautiful but fuckable). Girls from wealthier backgrounds, though, can be incredibly beautiful (for example Emma Watson), among the best in the world. They are very rare though
>>28519693
Who /sheffield/ here?
Originalo
>>28533653
They're all like 5/6s, maybe sometimes 7s on good days, but they all think they're fit as fuck because they do their makeup and wear the same clothes the rare few 9/10s
>>28533653
No, the ratio of beautiful to ugly women is in my opinion the same in every country. I think people say these things but it's like well were you in the city centre on a saturday night? Then obviously all the horrible looking women were out on the street. All the good looking women are in clubs or took a taxi back to chads house. Or they're in pubs/clubs/bars/parties around the university campuses.
Again, I think girls anywhere like foreign guys. If you are not autistic you would be very likely to get laid on a night out in Glasgow.
>tfw dad had a full life in england with a wife and daughter
>wife cheats on him late in the marriage
>now he's pushing 60 and diagnosed with cancer
>meets a girl from the us via a mail-in dating service
>they get married two weeks after dad has major surgery to remove a tumor
>im born a year later
>he dies two weeks after my 5th birthday and the day after father's day
>dad's side of the family is almost completely cut off from us, they're all old and tired
>tfw i was born three decades too late
My half-sister got a full life with my father and all I got was a British passport.
>>28533466
She got that job because she's missing a hand.
If she had a hand, a more attractive woman would get the job.
It's so wrong.
>>28533743
That's not true. Britain has some extraordinarily ugly women compared to other European countries. You don't see women that ugly in Spain or France (maybe in Germany though, many of their women are also weird looking)
>>28533743
Oh look it's the stupid fucking bint that thinks asian woman aren't better looking than arabs. Fuck off.
>>28533760
Your actually 100% correct:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3555044/BBC-says-one-six-stars-gay-lesbian-disabled-2020.html
>>28533774
Arabs are Caucasoid
Asians are Mongoloid
Enough said
>>28533745
>I got was a British passport
Not a bad thing
Either way sorry for your loss mate. Currently dealing with a family member dying of cancer.
>>28533774
The best looking Asians are mixed with whites or have had a fuck tone surgery
I'll admit some pakis are fucking stunning though
>>28519833
W-where do you live, Anon?
oregano comend :^)
>>28533829
I agree to a point but id love to bang a jap schoolgirl
>>28533765
I don't agree. What on earth could cause that? It's more likely to be a negative bias that you hold, maybe you read the Sun a lot, or from seeing images posted here to troll Brits.
>You don't see women that ugly in Spain or France
Exactly my point, you probably don't see them because you go on holiday to the cote d'azur or similarly nice places. But they must be there
>>28533774
Not me mate, but I agree.
>>28533854
>I'll admit some pakis are fucking stunning though
No they are not
>>28533760
who cares desu
better than her sitting on her arse at home collecting mong bennies
>>28533816
This is legitimately retarded. I can't wait for one of their muzzie new hires to say they hate jews on live tv.
The shit storm would be amazing
Just realised I haven't seen that "IWillWait" guy in a while
He's topped himself hasn't he?
>what do you actually do in therapy?
I'm basic fully checked out right now, and whenever you say that someone comes along and says "go therapy" but like what will they actually do. I already got a whole country full of people who can tell me i've fucked up my whole life and all i have to look forward to is tonnes of dept and dutiful wage cucking for no god damn reason except to be billionth unhappy drone.
>>28533879
orly nao?
>>28533908
>is legitimately retarded. I can't wait for one of their muzzie new hires to say they hate jews on live tv.
>
>The shit storm would be amazing
>>28533953
absolute qt to the right of the teacher (our right)
>>28533953
Fucking hate when the flash makes you blink desu
>>28533973
yeah, happens every darn time
>>28533973
photographer shouldn't have sat them so the sun was in their eyes
iiiin you i'm loOST
>>28534006
He couldn't have the sun behind them. That would ruin the shot.
I'd like to say thanks to the advice I got a few days ago
>send love letter to a girl explaining my feelings
>her parents tell me never to contact their daughter again or they'll phone the police
Really paid off lads. Cheers.
>>28534052
do it at midday so the sun is directly overhead
>>28533889
Sorry but no, I've travelled extensively in Europe
>>28534057
what the fuck did you write?
>>28534057
>taking advice from /r9k/, a board of salty virgins who want nothing more than to see to fail
you brought this on yourself
>>28534057
post letter
>>28534128
that's what got him in trouble in the first place haha
>>28534057
Hearty keks were had
28534057
>>28534164
mate I legitimately cannot watch this
terrified me as a kid
>Friday the 13th
Sp00ky
Can never go back to my local subway again lads
>>28534258
Did you call the cashier mum or something?
>>28534278
>tfw putting your hand up in class and instead of saying 'miss' you say 'mum'
>>28534128
>>28534088
Louise has shown us the message you sent her. She has told you before that she does not want contact from you and if you message her again we will involve the police. Thomas and Catherine (surname)
>Dear Louise,
>I know it's been a while since we last spoke but it's becoming unbearable for me. I'm missing you so much that I can't even concentrate in class anymore. I've thought about trying to get a girlfriend to get over you but any time I look at another girl I compare her to you and she always falls short.
>I need you Louise. I know we argued a lot and that things were difficult but it didn't mean I don't love you, and now that we're a little older things would be very different.
>You might have seen on facebook that I was in a relationship but I can assure you I wasn't, this was simply to help out a friend across the pond and my feelings for you haven't changed. I've remaind loyal to you this entire time and sadly I suspect I always will.
>We were good together, we were both happy. It would be a shame to let that fade out of our memories.
>I love you.
>Bruce
My suspicion is that her parents didn't really send it, I reckon she did. Don't know what that shit about her telling me she doesn't want to talk was because it literally never happened.
>>28534278
Tried to flirt with her
it didn't go well
>>28531939
Thanks mate. I'll try to learn from this. The next time I see a cute girl instead of crushing on her from a distance I will try to talk to her instead
>>28533960
I thought the white knights looked like that and /pol/ shitposters like me were skelie
>>28534296
>calling your mum's boyfriend 'dad'
>>28534306
What came over you lad? Also, what did you say?
I am looking to buy a towel and a pillow. How do you call those kinds of shops?
I know that houseware stores?
please no bully, I am euro-white I promise, I just moved here.
>>28534306
How bad was it?
Try not to be down about it though at least you tried and you will only get better with experience
>>28534164
fuck what was this again? I kinda remember
>>28534359
It was the inferior bear skit on Teletubbies.
The best one was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DHHi1alYY
>>28534340
Go to like any large supermarket
>>28534332
I eat the same thing there every day. when i went in today she mentioned it. i said
>Yeah, I'm doing the jared fogle diet, minus the pedophilia.
>>28534301
Probably shouldn't have sent that desu mate
>>28534301
parents are talking shit lad.
>>28534386
I genuinely hope this is bait, for your own sake
>>28534390
Yeah must have left my hindsight glasses on the bus.
>>28534376
i know sainsbury's have them but it is a bit far from where I am atm..
>>28534370
fuckin bear
claims to know a joke
just makes a face
>>28534412
>europoor
>anime fag
don't know which one to hate first
>>28534412
What town are you in, I'll tell you where to go
>>28534386
Wew lad. Might as well have thrown a tescos spagbol on the sneeze guard. You spaghettied hard
>>28534412
Sometimes called homeware, or home goods, or household goods. In australia they call towels and sheets etc "Manchester" flippin weirdos
isn't there like a chain of stores that have a bit of everything for the house? kitchen stuff, bathroom, there must be a place like this but can't seem to find how to google them.
>>28534405
Ah well. Live and learn eh lad? Just gotta find a new roastie to obsess over
Going to kill myself today lads. Had enough.
>>28534412
any latge supermarket, pound shop/discount store, department store
>>28534491
You just had to fuckin mention it didn't you mate?
RIP BHS
>>28534491
sundries
basically tesco or sainsbury
>>28534491
BHS, debenhams, IKEA
Just go and have a look about wherever you live ya fucking dunce
>>28534370
I reckon they spent their entire budget on that shit and that's why everything had to go on twice.
>>28534475
I am in Edinburgh. at Haymarket.
the sainsburys at 6 Lady Rd, Edinburgh EH16 5PB I know for sure it has them, but fuck me. I will need 2 buses to get back home later..
>>28534491
The range does. They also sell sweeties
>>28534484
First time I've hear this kek
>>28534544
B&M homestore near you. Get it googled.
>>28534500
how are you going to do it?
what local newspaper shall i read in the next few days to make sure it was actually you?
>>28534544
Heres a lifehack
>amazon
>>28534556
fuck yes. This is great thanx doge. let me give you something. What picture would you like? I have tons of pictures from the internets.
>>28534608
>>28534595
One in Falkirk.
No picture thanks I'm the anon that's going to top himself.
>>28534608
A picture of your mums pussy
>>28534606
(I need a pillow like right now, today. I have no pillow on the bed, I slept with towels and crap last night..)
+ I gotta feel the pillow, I got one at home but it is so big and firm I was going insane with rage yesterday not being able to sleep with that angle.
My boss in work gave me a M&S voucher for 20 quid. what do I buy out of there? never been in it
>>28534707
underwear, tanktops, socks. undershirts.
>>28534640
Soon to be dead, Anon give me life advice.
Should I look for jobs with my bad degree or work shit jobs to save up, try and become an electrician in a couple years or something.
>>28534707
Crisps.
Their own brand beef and onion are incredible.
>>28534723
What's your degree? Shit jobs in the meantime is what you should do regardless. Money is money.
>>28534717
Good call. Sensible.
>>28534741
I feel for the CS meme, but I'm fucked anyway because I've zero connections and came out with a 2.2.
>>28534741
Anybody else want anything?
>>28534732
your incredible too <3
>>28534761
give me all your clothes
>>28534760
Incorrect on being fucked. Got a friend who is making tidy sums from his basic CS degree.
Do some basic .net or java work then apply for big boy jobs.
Those will pay in the region of 20K anyway
>>28534741
can't even find shit jobs. i was denied a waiter position at a 3rd rate pizza place..
>>28534830
Then get a tow rope, launch it over a beam in your garage and put your neck in the hole. Say goodbye to all your problems.
>>28534795
I'll give it a shot, I don't even want much from life any more mate. I just want to be able to move out and sustain myself.
How are you mate, anything I can say to get you to change your mind on offing yourself?
Am i still president?
>>28534875
i will wait and try more until my moneys run out.
Warcraft movie out the start of next month, looks like i will be going to watch it alone. I think it will be worth it though.
>>28534887
That's pretty much what I want as well. Almost there but keep failing. Can barely interact with my housemate who is a friend I've had for over 15 years.
Thanks for asking man.
>>28534909
Yeah sorry that wasnt exactly sage advice.
>>28534707
Israeli goods.
>Get call out of the blue about a job
>Give them a ring back
>It's an outbound sales call centre role
I'd rather be NEET forever
>>28534931
Some things you have to see, just for your own soul.
>>28519745
Fab kebab, they store their meat in the bathroom though. Still tastes prime.
>>28535000
I fucking hate anything to do with call centers, if they have the nerve to phone me up I waste their time because they get paid commission for making sales.
>>28534931
I will go with you anon, where are you?
>>28534491
Wilkinsons
John Lewis if you're a trillionaire
>>28535051
Fredrick Avenue
>>28535104
>not suburban England
Might get a curry tonight
What's should I get? Nothing too spicy pls as I'm a woman
>>28535163
>Might get a curry tonight
literally eating shit
>>28535163
Jalfrezi
>>28535163
lamb bhuna
>>28535163
Hello sex pls
U want dick
>>28535163
just get chips and curry sauce
>>28520824
Oh shit Doom is out and I don't know whether to spend my precious wagekek shekels to buy it
>>28535163
green thai
>>28535163
ayyee bby u wan sum fuk?
>boss says I'm too quiet
What did he mean by this?
>>28534887
Hey that's me off. Good luck with getting a decent job and everything. Thanks for the chat.
>>28535294
what did you say anon?
you are mumbling
>>28535294
He means he wants the banter.
>>28535294
He thinks you're a button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho who might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers.
>>28535334
Cheers mate, hope you don't off yourself and things get better.
>>28535362
Foy
Oreee
>>28535198
This man has top tier tastes
That's what I always get though
>>28535189
Bit dull
>>28535237
Disgusting pervert
>>28519745
Loughton BBQ
>>28535349
"We've had comments from customers that you're too quiet"
Customers?
"Yeah, the regulars. I have to say that I agree, you are very quiet. You keep yourself to yourself. You're in the back there baking all the time which is fine but when you're on the shop floor you're too focused on the bakery. I want you to watch how I and the others interact with the customers, ask them how they are and that. It'll help you with your confidence and bring you out of that shell. Don't get me wrong when a customer approaches you you do everything you can for them, but we're really customer focused. We try to deliver a better experience every day."
Oh ok.
That was the gist of it. If I am then it's not deliberate, it's just that the only reason I have to be out the front is to put something on the shelf. I also don't like being disturbed when I'm out shopping, so I wouldn't talk to a stranger out of the blue.
>>28535362
I thought I had read this before and yes it's from Fight Club. But no, when I snap I just sort of break down and wouldn't go in.
>>28535396
Are people just making up internet slang now? What the heck does foy mean?
Get off my lawn
>>28535498
Wow, sounds like the perfect job for a robot.
Maybe you could drink a bit or take some amphetamine before work? Or maybe both?
>>28535532
>lawn
Fuck
Off
Yank
>>28535553
Amphetamine sounds like a great way to lose weight.
>Texting a friend about meeting up later
>Say I might be about 5 mins late
>I literally rant about my height here so much that autocorrect changes it to 5'7
I'm laughing but inside I might kill myself
>>28535572
Oh manlets, manlets, manlets
i'm wearing green socks today
>>28535553
perfect robot job is
working in a library where only 3 people come in each day and it's the same people every week
>>28535572
>tfw manlets have friends and i don't
>>28535608
Yes but library books have been touched by many people and are covered in germs.
Every time you read a book taken out from a library you're holding something that might also have been held by a gigantic sweaty asian man who took it into a motorway service station toilet to read while having a watery diarrhoea shit, and then he probably put it on the floor while he wiped his ass afterrwards.
>>28535683
I thought that was why library books had wipe clean covers on them?
>>28535705
What, so maybe 1 time out of 10 the library staff will wipe it with the same dust cloth they've been using for the last 10 years and just transfer the germs from all the other books onto it as well?
>>28535163
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/curry-chef-wiped-bottom-with-bare-hands-and-then-prepared-food-a3225471.html
>>28535859
Yes? How would you do it?
>>28535683
So i take it you don't touch:
Money
Door knobs
Other peoples hands
Anything generally in a public place
>>28535898
antibacterial wipes
>>28535880
Yeah but I bet most restaurants and shit have pretty gross people working there.
Think how many times people have gozzed in the maccies deep fryer
I went into a restaurant bog once and the chef was in there doing a shit and he still had his fucking chef hat on
>>28535919
>Money
Pay by card, or contactless is wonderfully convenient
>Door knobs
You can always just wait for someone else to use the door and follow them through, or use your elbow to operate the handle
>Other peoples hands
Not a necessary part of daily life
>Anything generally in a public place
Best to carry round a pack of antibacterial wipes to use immediately after if touching something is absolutely unavoidable
>>28536050
Fucking hell:
http://www.ocdaction.org.uk/do-i-have-ocd
>>28536050
t. waited by an automatic door for 15 minutes
I am eating a pie.
l am eating a pie.
>>28520824
That's a very lewd imp.
>>28536116
>>28536147
Am I the only one fucking seeing this
>>28536259
lt's easy to do
>>28536259
It's easy to do
>>28536283
New friend here how do you do it?
>>28536317
Pie guy here
I dunno I just posted once from my phone at work and it did it
>>28536317
l Iike you not knowing
>tfw not intelligent enough to concisely elucidate my thoughts and feelings
>tfw just about intelligent enough to be aware of this
>>28536369
*grabs you by the collar*
FUCKING. TELL ME.
>>28536373
>tfw intelligent enough to I know nothing.
>tfw when Socrates
Group wank everyone
>>28536514
Already started lad 2bh
>>28536401
I like you not knowing
>BBC news live interviewing some Turkish woman about the refugee crisis
>Her English isn't great and she keeps saying Feminists instead of Females
>Thousands of feminists and children are dying on these risky voyages
>Newsreader visibly confused
Hehehe
>>28536514
Already finished Lad
>>28536619
I blame men desu
>>28536715
She looks cute but she's flat.as an ironing board, her hair won't look anywhere near as good as that without the generous lighting and filters and she'll have an army of fat bastard weebs spoiling her
>>28536937
>he doesn't like DFC
>>28536937
Flat chest is best
original commento
>>28536937
>he likes it when women get to 21 and their tits sag
>>28537023
Dunno who DFC is but fat bastard weeb detected
I went out with a girl with blue hair a while back and she looked like hot dogshit in the mornings.
@28537100
think before you post
don't be such an insensitive cunt
>>28537100
Same but it was the opposite, thought she looked better in the mornings
What was her natural colour?
>>28537139
Blue, I just said.
>tfw 30 years and 6 months old and no gf ever..
life is hard
>>28537146
My man, kill yourself
Just spilt some balsamic vinegar on my nice
linen trousers
>>28537170
How is the transition from 29 to 30?
>>28537226
the only difference is you become aware of your own mortality
>>28537114
Well soz lad but I just don't get the attraction to all this anime shit
Like Asian girls are pretty fit in pictures and it gives me a four inch whopper but then when I load up some chink porn they all start making noises like a 6 month old, their downstairs looks like something an orangutan might live in and then the tiny hairy Asian penis slithers into frame and it all just turns me right off
>>28537139
She was blonde, she looked pretty great when we went out but fuck me it took literal hours for her to get ready if we were going anywhere and in swear she was allergic to rain. Not the kind of person you can go on bike rides with or have any fun memories of outside of 'lol remember that bants time in the coffee shop'
>Nothing bad happened on Friday the 13th yet
>Boot up VLC for my daily Seinfeld episode
>This kike
>>28537307
>watches Seinfeld
>surprised when a jew shows up
lol?
>>28519693
Just back from work.
First stop /r9k/.
How you wagies planning on spending the weekend?
I have no plans and feel like if I don't enjoy myself I'm not going to be able to do another 5 days.
I miss Overwatch and Dark Souls 3, they stopped me from looking at my situation too hard.
local bookies got robbed last week
>>28537307
should've stuck to series 3-5
>>28520764
No anon don't do that.
There is so much more drinking to be done
got some crab sticks from asda, or atleast I think they are.
just says seafood sticks.
it says eat within 2 days of opening on a lot of things..
I hate that, trying to force myself to eat things in 2 days.
if I seal the pack back up can it last longer?
We should have a special extra film night to watch this, sounds like something we can relate to
>>28537447
Here's a tip
Things don't magically go off at midnight on the day it says they will
>>28537473
I did learn this with bread.
but I am cautious about fish, for some reason I was under the impression these things can kill if bad.
>>28537468
>1960
There is no way we would be able to relate.
I don't think I could watch a movie about who has his life turned around and gets the girl in the end either, too depressing.
>just wiped my whole laptop asap because I thought I was going to have to return it as it wouldn't charge and I had 10% battery
>extension lead was switched off
Fuck sake lads
>>28537492
Fish and chicken can be dodgy but really you can tell by the feel and smell of them
I've had milk that was 7 days out of date before and it was absolutely fine. People automatically assume everything's out of date when it's not and bin it and it does me head in
Also I bought some mince a while back and it went off a day before it said it would. Smelled bad, and it didn't crumble between my fingers as I broke it into the pan, it was very slimy and stuck to my skin
>>28537492
Ate some cod fillets that went out of date yesterday just a minute ago, a day is alright, wouldn't push it anymore than that though
Especially 'seafood sticks'
>>28537473
They start going off long before. If it reaches the use by date, then bin it.
>>28537748
In the end aren't we all going off the moment we are put on the shelf?
reminder that if you're a britfag with no hope of coming to the land of freedom you might as well off yourself now
>>28537787
>land of freedom
Where is that? Somalia?
>>28537816
Andorra mate. Is rate good.
>>28537787
>tfw some bitch from california said she would marry me so I could get a green card
Not sure I want to become burger
Or wait 10 years to actually get a card
>>28537829
Based Andorra. I was sick there once
>>28537834
>California
I said land of freedom.
Moving to California is like moving to a hotter, slightly less shitty England
>>28537864
>England
More like Mexico
if you want to move to a communist state like California or New York you might as well stay in bongistan
>>28537903
there is literally nothing wrong with new york
t. new yorker
>>28537864
>>28537903
Yeah let's just move to alabama and fuck our relatives and drink moonshine instead whilst chewing on a bit of corn screaming obcenaties about black people
>>28537910
>there is nothing wrong with Jew York
wew lad
>tfw he's still not online
>>28537933
Move to New Hampshire tbqh
just dont vote blue
>>28537935
my favorite online meme is "i played max payne and watched home alone 2 so basically i know everything about new york"
>>28537933
>not wanting a comfy as fuck life in Wyoming, driving home drunk after shooting guns with your mates
>>28537969
wyoming is based
>>28537962
Its like a shitter version of london where everything is expensive and full of nonwhites and jews.
Its shit tier friend
>>28537983
>shittier version of london
lmao
>everything is expensive
double lmao
>>28537955
>just don't vote blue
>dumb fucking burgers basing their political views on a colour
Jesus christ
>>28537969
Cars, alcohol and drunk people, all in one setting, seems like a great idea, wonder which state has the highest mortality rates
>>28537996
jew york fag on damage control
enjoy you're nanny state
>>28538004
dont vote democratic you silly bong
>>28537996
Not to mention there will be people there unironically supporting shillary and comrade bernie
people living in blue states have to convince themselves it's not that bad or they'll lose their minds
>Feeling ill, lads
Stomach hurts and I want to vomit but I can't
>>28538063
stomach cancer
>>28538063
Please get well soon senpai.
>>28538085
It's only been happening for the last couple of days
I've got albums with bitrates of 64kbps that I downloaded over 10 years ago.
What on earth was I doing?
>>28538213
I have a memory stick of the files I got from lime wire when I was a kid
>15 second porn videos
>shit tier quality emo music
I used to be so happy
>>28538213
I know that feel. I think I've basically been listening to the same music for the last 10 years now. Fuck, I remember downloading single mp3s using WinMX and then that fateful Christmas when it got taken down along with a bunch of torrent sites.
>>28538396
>created 2011
>>28538396
I was there when winmx got shut down, bad times
back in the day the internet was 80 percent porn
>now its atleast 50% memes
The Queen is Windsor castle, lads. Got that royal standard flying.
>>28538515
Thanks for the update /brifeel/s official royal correspondent
>>28538213
A few years ago I bought my first pair of headphones that cost more than a fiver. I had to delete about half of my music the quality was so low.
>>28538515
I wonder if she's having fish and chips for tea.
>>28538515
is Phil the Greek there too?
>tfw another friday night drinking aloneI'm sort of enjoying it desuso lonely
>>28538692
go to your local and stand in the vault
>>28538559
No problem, lad. Can see the castle from my room and it's less than mile away. Brilliant view.
>>28538650
Can't see, lad. Don't have any binoculars so I can't see into her dining room.
>>28538704
What do you mean in the vault?
I think my local is some shitty chain pub full of chavs who would murder or rob me
>>28538746
yea my local is the same, the vault is a part of a pub away from the main part if you get what i mean, arund the other side of the bar, usualy full of old boys playing dominoes and blaming the economy on things they personally dont like
Had a shit in a public toilet and some cunt turned out the lights on me so I had to wipe my arse in the dark
fucking kek @ this headline
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36280501
>>28538780
Oh right. I don't know anywhere like that round here.
I did stumble into a place like that before but it was really awkward, I ended up being at their table and all the old boys came and sat around me.
They also ended up teasing me a bit about being a little bit of posho compared to them.
One guy also correctly guessed I'm in IT and I think made a vague reference to his autismo relative as to why he knew.
>>28538792
The Spice must flow
>>28538439
>modified 2004
You melt
>>28538493
https://youtu.be/5UbNfadVebQ
banime desu lel
>>28538991
yeah when the file was originally made, you downloaded it in 2011
RIP /britfeel/, you were never good
>>28538792
The spice, It's changing me.
>>28519693
who's the grill in the thought bubblee?
its over lads, I failed a module for my course
tips for being a comfy NEET?
>>28538992
thinking about jumping from hostile to hostile through france lads
>until the price per barrel comes up again
what do you think lads
>>28539006
I remember downloading it circa 2004 you utter fucking weapon, I'm not trying to scam you into believing I've been listening to the Offspring for 7 years longer than I actually have. "Date modified" refers to when the file was first saved by the torrent client or whatever.
>>28539028
Kyle Maclachlan is such a qt
No homo
where is hannah today lads?
>>28539066
date modified refers to when the data in the file was modified, 2004
created is the date the file was made on the hard drive, 2011, when you downloaded it
>>28538712
Braw
>>28539084
Right here on my penor
Each of our kidneys contains 140 miles of tubing.
>>28539084
Slaving in a pink collar job before picking her kids up from school.
>>28539084
my gaff
>>28539107
How much does a kidney sell for at the moment? Asking for a friend
Not looking for a girlfriend, just an attractive maid I can have sex with when I want.
Any ideas?
>>28539147
couple o'hundred thou
>>28539167
Go to asia, make sure you're rich first though
>>28539167
yeah a girlfriend
>>28539167
You want a mummy
>>28539178
Nah you can get a pakis kidney for a grand
>>28539167
That's not a thing unless you're a Saudi rapist.
>>28539167
>maid I can have sex with when I want
Called a wife mate.
>>28539167
Does it have to be a girl?
>>28531609
>if any company that wasn't blizzard made it it'd be dead on arrival, its just hyped cause blizzard spends millions on marketing
I've literally played it you fuckwit. I'm excited for it because I've played it.
Poleaboo feels happy about his new identity, its like he is someone else.
>>28539201
>pakis kidney
rather die
>>28539090
Unless it was downloaded on a different hard drive in 2004 and moved to a new one in 2011 you fraggle
What's the film tonight?
28539419
>>28539419
>he hasn't bought a new pc in 12 years
I mean its pretty likely that could have happened
>>28538792
>The Psychoactive Substances Act, which comes into force on 26 May, makes it illegal to supply drugs which have a direct effect on mental processes
>"Psychoactive substance" means any substance capable of producing a psychoactive effect i.e. if, by stimulating or depressing the person's central nervous system, it affects the person's mental functioning or emotional state
Well shit lads I guess they're making alcohol illegal, drink up while you still can.
>>28539491
>moved to a new one in 2011
5 years
>>28539506
And coffee and chocolate.
> depressing the person's central nervous system, it affects the person's mental functioning or emotional state
Thankfully it means all normies will be banned too as they depress me
>>28539491
Why is this so difficult to believe? If you download a file on one computer and transfer it to another one it will still have the "date modified" when it was originally downloaded.
Benefit of the doubt you are trolling and if so then 10/10 you got me good because I am fucking mad right now
>>28539565
Do you really think anyone could dox you from your username?
My name is Andrew. Go ahead and find me.
>>28539588
Used to know a kid called Andrew he killed himself
>>28539588
I'll be at your house at 10:30 m8 then you won't be so tough
>>28539642
Good luck I'll be out with the girlfriend.
>>28539632
what's his story?
i think it's important to learn about people that atke their own life
Anyone else know this feel?
Like I'm suddenly acutely aware that I could do something really stupid and senseless really easily, and there's nothing stopping me.
>>28539775
Everyone has these.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought
>>28539771
He took lsd and walked into the local lake and drowned
>>28539807
That's sort of comforting. Used to walk home from school with some people, and it would always enter my head that I could easily shove them under a bus as it drove past.
>>28539709
I'll break in and rearrange all the jars in your pantry.
>>28539775
All the time senpai.
One of my big one used to be standing waiting for a gap in the traffic all the while thinking about just stepping out
>>28539809
sounds more like ascension than suicide
Learned not to fuck about with benzos now.
> usually split a 2mg bar
> take a 1mg dose twice weekly to take the load off
> woke up one morning this week, naked in bed, no memory of the last night
> spent all week trying to figure out wtf i did
> try going for the other half-dose right now
> fucking gone, must've took the other half that night
I know i'm sensitive too most substances, but this level of blackout was fucking scary.
>>28539857
>sounds more like ascension than suicide
suppose you could call it that
>>28539876
sounds like it was wittle babby's first hangover
>>28539876
>>28539968
Babbys first blackout
>off 2mg
Top kek
>>28539968
Probably was, desu. Though i'm 5'6, 140lbs, I can get buzzed off a single pint, real cheap date I am.
More pissed that I'm irresponsibly blowing through my drug store, always a ballache reordering, and I'm a proper jew when it comes to expenses - doubly so for my drugs.
https://g.co/kgs/906h7
May the robot live forever
>>28540042
nice virus link m8
10/10
>>28539876
had a similar experience, popped a few mg of etizolam on Tuesday night, woke up on Thursday morning with my boss asking where I was the day before and why i'm still not in. Still have no recollection of what i did during the day time, also lost my job because of that incident (among a few others of sleeping through my alarm courtesy of benzos the night before)
Mall where ?
>>28539464
We're watching the S Club movie desu
>>28540275
>not friday the 13th
baka
>>28539876
I think my supplier's fucking shite desu, took 3mg my first time and didn't feel anything, have to take at least 5 for an effect, and my tolerance will probably go up as well.
Read about the ones I ordered online and everyone was saying that they were pretty strong as well. Hope they haven't just sold me paracetamol or something
>>28540408
shit yeah, why not both
What time is movie night again, 10?
Cant remember
Fucking knackered but have to stay up because my shampoo is being delivered.
Feel quite comfy though, think it's because my parents have fucked off for the weekend
>>28540589
TOP GUN
>>28540589
Starts at 10, there will be punch and pie
