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Im the meth guy.
I do Methamphetamine.
Ask me anything.
>Whats your favorite car meth guy?
My favorite car is the Ford Mustang, V8 and up.
>>25691795
What's more addictive, meth or WoW?
>>25691888
They go great together, but wow of course.
>tfw even Eggman has outgrown this shithole and now has a qt blonde gf
Eggman, Eggman can't you see
Sometimes your forhead just hypnotize me
Truly godlike.
Maybe this old egg will hatch after all
I hated my old roommates
I know very well they have drugs laying out around their house that I used to live in
Can I just call the cops, pretend to be a neighbor, and mention lots of drug activity?
Its not just stuff like weed (which they have in copious amounts laying around) but also shit like crack.
these people are complete dickheads
I dont really care about feeling like a bad person for trying to ruin their lives. theyve cause enough trouble for me to not give a genuine shit how bad things go for them
>>25691743
why haven't you done it yet?
post proof as well you fucking excuse of a robot
>>25691743
why not do it
Don't be a butthole man. Have no worries karma can and WILL smack them in the face.. Just let it ride out man.
Any you robots play tabletop roleplaying games? Board games?
I do, or at least I did. I am going to buy an old classic Illuminati Deluxe Edition in a few days
That looks like GURPS
>>25691303
>tabletop
>board games
>not chess
I have said it before and I will say it again
>games
>NO GAMEPLAY
>mfw
>this was actually going around enough times to the point where it got some traction
God damn, people are fucking stupid...
They know you only get like 63% after cashout right?
>>25691263
I don't see the problem. Math looks good
In Europe a billion is 1 million million.
Femanon here, why do you guys hate women?
I'm 19 and a virgin, I don't fit the stereotype that you guys always go on about and most of my friends group consists of nerdy guys and gamers (no chads that is always implied). I spend the majority of my day painting, playing runescape (not training cooking) posting here and listening to music. I don't go out and club with other girls and prefer to play games with my friends. I stream league and runescape on and off with a low viewer count around 50s and don't go out much. I've never had a real relationship with a guy but that's mainly because there's no one that feels that way about me, I go out with my friends and sometimes they buy me things and I know one of them has always liked me (I don't date him because he's the same height as me and is quite unfit).
Am I not allowed to not date people I don't find attractive?
Why is this board so misogynistic, I thought all you guys wanted was a relationship.
>>25690948
>Femanon here, why do you guys hate women?
Because they deserve it.
First post born bag.
Why did you do this to yourself?
>tfw dad's raping my sister again in another room
>tfw she's only 12
Sounds hot. You should fap to the sounds.
Cut your Dad's dick off
>>25690873
why aren't you over tag teaming that little slut like a good son? You're a fucking disappointment to the family and deserved to be raped next.
>tfw when you don't know who bowie even was until I heard about is death because I find pop music of the entire 20th century unbearable my entire life(so I don't know many pop producers) ,still don't care and continue listening to my electronic metal, drumstep and folk metal.
>actually fairly fond of some David Bowie albums
>feel neutral about his death because he's just made shitty music and sucked Trent Reznor's dick for the last odd thirty years
>>electronic metal, drumstep and folk metal.
Wow, what absolute trash taste
>>25690838
I like dark genres
What gives you nostalgia? I just found these two magazines buried away :3
>>25690774
World of Warcraft PvP Videos
This one's mine:
http://www.warcraftmovies.com/pv.php?lid=405756&movie_id=163451
What's the date on those bad boys?
>>25690774
>tfw no more coming home from school, going to my grandparent's house, eating pizza, and watching Pokemon, Jackie Chan Adventures, and Digimon.
I don't think I'll be that comfy ever again.
who /5'7/ here?
quite LITERALLY the worst height (1)(2) + (pollinating insect) + H
Someone post the ram version of this, also sage
>>25690747
I'm 5'10. I'd give anything to be 6'2 famalam. Gonna save up 200k and get limb lengthening surgery.
>>25690747
(barely) 5'8"
It's not that bad in the Mediterranean region, but when I came face to face with some English exchange students I felt like a midget desu.
http://komonews.com/news/local/woman-burned-in-everett-coffee-stand-explosion-dies
>Courtney Campbell, 25, died at Harborview Medical Center on Monday, a hospital official confirmed. She was severely burned Thursday after a "bikini barista" stand exploded in Everett, Wash.
>Flames overtook the kiosk so quickly, Courtney Campbell never had a chance to escape, according to investigators. The victim suffered extensive burns which ultimately proved fatal."
>"The world lost a beautiful soul and I lost my best friend," said Ben Scott, who is now organizing a fundraising effort for Campbell's family.
>"This was not a bikini barista, this was a human being and a mom with two little girls, and a friend," Scott said.
SINGLE MOMS, SLUTS, AND BETA KEKS BTFO
people die all the time
>>25690636
>exploded
From fucking what? Where they serving nitroglycerin coffee or what?
>>25690689
I know
I'm especially glad this whore is dead
Am I the only one who sees something totally wrong with this?
>homeless guy, freezing in the cold, probably stranded with barely any money, no car, etc
>asks random woman on the street if she could perhaps give him a quick ride to the metro station so he can get home safely
>cunt basically cackles and drives off and posts about the encounter on facebook while all her upper middle class cunt friends laugh at him on cyberspace
Isn't this kind of... mean-spirited and cruel and unfunny?
>>25690396
Homeless people are stinky anon, I feel bad for Claudia because she had to deal with that :(. Plus he was probably a heroin addict.
>>25690396
>Isn't this kind of... mean-spirited and cruel and unfunny?
Yeah, it is. Man the fuck up and call her ass out.
>>25690396
>implying that homeless guy isn't trying to rape and mug her
Claudia is smart at least. If I was a girl I'd guard my vagina with my life.
>tfw fat with small tits
Literally no one wants me.
Me too, they do, and you could always lose weight you dumb crybaby.
>>25690365
if you have a cunt, someone wants you fatty
>>25690365
You don't know true loneliness.
Who here is not a NEET?
>>25690312
I'm not a neet. I'm a full time college student. I secretly want to be one tho.
>>25690337
This. It's like I'm a part time NEET because when given the chance I just go full cocoon mode. Of course I'm up to my ass in work at all other times, so I guess it balances out. Well as much as swinging between two extremes can be, anyway.
I'm a neet for 6 months then wage cuck for 6 months seasonal layoffs are tight get paid bi weekly use my neet time to prepare for wage cucking how do you make your neet bux Opie
THIS IS THE NORMIE POLICE PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE FLOOR.
This board is in violation of normie code 11110. All non-normies are to report to the department of records for normie evaluation.
If you are a NEET, you will be shot
If you have no friends, you will be shot
If you are a 6/10 or lower, you will be shot
If your height starts with 5, you will be shot
If you don't have a gf, you will be shot
Don't worry we are quite forgiving, all you have to do is be yourself, and you'll be fine.
>>25690309
>If you have no friends, you will be shot
>If you are a 6/10 or lower, you will be shot
>If your height starts with 5, you will be shot
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25690336
He's using the Pepe meme, CONFIRMED NON-NORMIE, OPEN FIRE
