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>Meet a girl in NYC
>Fumble my way through introducing myself
>We swap phone numbers
>Text six hours a day every day without fail for over two months
>She invites me to see Europe with her
>Today I'm flirting with her a bit again
>She tells me she hopes I didn't think she liked me
>She considers me a good friend
>She still hopes I'll go to Europe with her though to keep her company
Jesus Fucking Christ, everytime I think I've finally figured it out and become some alpha with a girlfriend on the way, I get baffled again. Who texts someone for six hours a fucking day and just assumes there's nothing there? No feelings? I'm so fucking sick of girls, might just become a fag desu. They're disgusting but at least they're not so fucking complex.
>>25698015
hey, you should post this story on >>>/reddit/ i think they would get a kick out of it
Should have made ur intentions clear in the first day or two. You need to literally tell her you want a relationship.
>>25698015
Go away moot
I see people all the time on this board claim to be nice but never once saw anyone be nice. In the same post sometimes you'll see "I'm nice" and then they go on to explain something awful they did. You people aren't nice. Do you shove old people's driveways in the winter for free? Do you help push peoples cars out of the snow when they're stuck? Do you run over to people and help them pick stuff up if they dropped a bunch? Because those things are being nice. Being quiet isn't being nice, its just being quiet.
So stop pretending you're something you're not.
I'm not nice, but I'm not so bad to merit a life of loneliness just because I'm quiet.
fuck off normie. leave my board. kill yourself.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>mfw browsing 4chan in class and I laugh and everyone looks at me
Kill me now
>itt we make op laugh so he looks like a creep in front of his classmates
>>25697868
K
This is now a YLYL thread
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robots, what would you do if you had a girlfriend and she told you to choose between her or your friends?
or if she just didn't want you to talk to your friends anymore?
>>25697669
Tell her to fuck off, of course. Unless there was a good reason for it. (For example, if one of my guy friends tried hitting on her, or if she had a problem with my platonic female friend and me hooking up in the past etc.).
No friends no problems.
>>25697669
I have very few friends, and I see them rarely
I would have no problem never seeing all except one of them again
If she asked me to stop seeing him, I'd probably tell her to fuck off
Hey robots
Today my best friend told me never to speak to her again. She deleted my number and said she'd call the police if I ever tried to contact her or come near her ex boyfriend.
> talk to best friend who saved you from trying to kill yourself
> force her to make a decision to choose between her or ex boyfriend
> she chooses him
> tells you move on without her
> tells you not to go crazy
> you send her message apologizing for getting mad and forcing her to choose anyway
You guys are the only people I have to talk to right now
Pic related, I've been drunk for the last hour or so
>>25697527
you did nothing wrong.
she chose. move on.
>>25697554
I'm trying but what's kinda ironic about that is the fact she said in her long ass message to me that she couldn't just move on magically from him yet she expects me to do that
>>25697527
maybe she just needs some time anon
maybe she'll still be your friend once she figures things out
How would you like your girlfriend to dress like?
Pic related is how I would like, femenine and modest.
>>25697523
like in the 1950s
make america great again
>>25697523
Homie you aren't gay on the down low, are you? I mean you kind of sound like you're interested in fashion and such...
>>25697581
>America
>great
>again
dude lmao
Can we have a pleasant dreams thread? I want to hear stories that made you happy
>"I'd quite like a boyfriend," she says, looking down at the floor
>"If that's an offer, I'd like to be your boyfriend," I say, trying not to stammer
>She looks up at me and smiles, "Okay"
>We stand there awkwardly
>"So, what should we do first?"
>She puts her arms out, and we hug each other tightly
>I kiss her on her shoulder, and she's so incredibly soft
>The sensation of my skin on hers is electric
>I wake up, amazed that I can feel this much love and warmth
>I fall asleep again, and manage to have 2 almost identical dreams
>be me last night
>dream of a two girls
>one goes away but other stays
>feel something go up my butt
>goes inside butthole
>being fucked by what think is female
>this goes on for 5 mins
>move backward, hear male voice
>wake up
>raped
I wish I had pleasant dreams anon, this sure wasn't one
>>25697396
Those not-so-vague subliminal messages are trying to tell your something
Post a nice dream anon, think about the fun times you've had. Maybe you'll have fun tonight?
>>25697337
I wish I could have more dreams like that, why can't our bodies detect that we're lonely and hopeless and just let us be happy in our dreams
I... I wanna buy a hunk of painted plastic!!
>>25697174
To hotglue i hope?
>>25697216
I'm extremely ashamed of my insignificant penis, so probably not.
>>25697174
the only lump of plastic worth busting a nut on
>out in public
>women keep taking pictures of you
what the FUCK
You must be overweight and wearing a fedora.
>>25697139
Post a picture of yourself in everyday clothes
>>25697139
you are just the creep to make fun of in the memebook
Well guys...that's it
I'm fucked.
I've been experiencing most symptoms of a brain tumor for the past week and I'm only 18 years old.
MRI is scheduled on saturday but I already know the results, it's obvious.
I'm just hoping it's not a glioblastomas and some bening little shit.
Post some stuff to cheer me up (even thought I have huge trouble concentrating).
>>25697021
Lucky bastard, I wish i knew the end was coming
Have this comfy room. It always cheers me up.
Sorry about your situation anon.
I'd post more music and stuff but I'm at work unfortunately.
Here's anotheroriginal comment blox
Joining ISIS actually looks quite fun. You get to hang out with loads of your mates in a big club and nobody judges you. You get to grow a big beard and play with gun in the desert and you get a designated gf.
>>25696841
They seem euphoric af
>>25696841
Yeah but you have to deal with a bunch of smelly sand niggers and t*rkroaches
>>25696841
Kek good luck joining now, maybe a few years back. Over the last few months as they've started losing, they've become super paranoid about "Western Spies" and have been executing Western recruits across the board for even minor infractions
I'm a 21 year old hkv, and there's this guy who wants me to suck his dick. I don't if I should, even though I'm kinda interested in guys. What should I do?I want to one day be with a girl and I think this would be a huge problem later on.
> I don't know if I should
Yes you do. Saying something like that, you clearly want his dick. But you're worried its going to corrupt you somehow.
And you're right. Male sexuality basically evolves over a lifetime, so by indulging in actual dick sex you're not helping your desires for women that much. But really, there are people into shoes and stuff like that, you're probably just afraid of the dick.
>>25696802
Don't. If anything, he should be sucking your dick. Become the dominant one op, you have the power
>>25696802
Just suck his dick faggot who fucking cares?
>most robots are submissive sissy men with no self-esteem
>Radical feminists are assertive and love to dominate weak-willed manservant males
>why not, robot?
Feminism is about being needy as fuck and jerking off to groupthink. It's the opposite of being dominant.
>>25696769
Impossible
There are more sub men than dom women
Femdom is a meme
Convince me I don't live in the most interesting, beautiful and fascinating city in "the western world".
pic obviously related
>>25696744
Maybe we should be convincing you to pay your debts
>>25696744
Say hi to Tyrone and Jamal on the way to the bank...
Oh, wait.
>>25696786
Have you ever heard of the Marshal plan?
Germany never paid it's debts towards Greece after ruining the country- why should we pay them the debts they bought off the banks?
The people of europe were tricked into saving German and French banks, read a real fucking newspaper.
Mine is to get a loyal qt gf and live in a small house with some animals. pretty lame I know but years of disappointment have lowered my standards.
Dominating the world
Wife and 5 kids in a prosperous post-race war world.
No longer be sick, make great art, job, woman who I can trust enough to start a family with, less 'diverse' society and eventually die old happy and fulfilled.
