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this is your chance to chat up a depressed trans girl. how exciting for you.
>girl
I don't think so bucko
>>25715670
hey wow so unique and interesting.
an asshole on the internet.
>>25715688
you mean a realist.
Just because you want to chop off your dick and put on a Halloween costume doesn't make you a girl.
Learn to live with your mental illness in a nondestructive way (aka don't put on dresses and call yourself a girl)
>tfw too intellectual for friends or a gf
Dvorak's Symphony No. 9 in E minor, "From the New World," Op. 95 B. 178 will have to do for now
>>25715060
>tfw too intellectual for friends or a gf
aww, poor thing. I bet you feel like some kind of "misunderstood genius" or something, right?
get over yourself nigger.
I know that feel
Im too intellectual to live actually and will eventually kill myself
>intellectual
>posts on r9k
Why would you willingly pull this crap into your lungs?
>*one Ie step closer to death.. heh*
enjoy the extructiating cancer at 75 you retards
>>25714340
why would you even want to be alive at 75
Gives you a brief buzz and some relaxation senpai
I smoke maybe 10 ayear when I'm really drunk
I don't get the whole "I'm gonna die anyway" mindset. We're talking now, how it is affecting your life, and decreasing the quality of it. Draining your money, screwing up your lung capacity, shrinking your penis, staining your teeth, making you feel fatigued, making you look washed out, it's just pointless.
>cat is almost 13
>im going to lose him one day
My dog is 18.
People have been telling me at every family function to prepare for the "inevitable" since she was 8 years old.
At this point, she's lived a great life, and she's still going strong, playing and everything, so I'm not too worried about it.
We've even had some scares a couple years back thinking it was the end, but she's bounced back.
Don't think in those terms, just make sure not to squander your time with them.
I've got a couple cats that are around 15 years old, and it's tough to imagine my life without them. I'm 22 now, so I've had them since I was about 7 years old.
That's life. Just enjoy the time you have right now, and treat your pet with respect and give it the best time it could possibly have.
>Attach dead cat to drone.
>"Kirtty, fly to heaven!"
>TFW the last memories of your cat is its crashing body flying through old Mrs. Gerta's window.
Would you date a fat girl? How much does what others think of your gf affect your decisions?
Yes,I like fat girls
the way they bounce when fugging is very hot imo
>>25713386
all i want is a girl like in that pic
but even they want low tier hipster chads
fuck my life. if you wouldnt be happy with a girl like that you're a chad apprentice and have to get out
>>25713386
>others
I don't have "others" I'm completely alone and independent, there is noone in my life who would judge me for this.
I made this painting today for a grill for her birthday after she developed an eating and an anxiety disorder after her boyfriend dumped her 4 months ago. I took her out to a date last week to see the top of the empire state building since I have a connect and to the hateful 8 cause Quentin Taratino is her one of her favorite film directors. She texts me back after seeing the painting telling me she loves the painting, but she doesnt want anything more then a friendship with me but shes not "friendzoning" me that she doesn't want anything romantic with anyone or meaningless sex with guys. And she's enjoying being single again mostly for the fact that I supported her in getting better.
What is the most painless method of killing myself?
Bumping out of despair
>>25713138
That painting is deviant art tier
>>25713196
It only took me 3 hours to make
What's the oldest pic from 4chan that you have saved on your PC right now?
>>25712990
the first pic I ever saved from 4chan was an image with mr feely man from /b/ in like... 2009
it was the one with him doing a silly little pose that said "It's an abstract kind of feel" ... I have no clue why I remember this
the oldest on this PC should be this but probably not because I am not organized
>>25712990
Fuck, it's kinda hard to go back that far. Most of the old 4chan stuff was pretty much the same stuff from something awful before 4chan started to get its own identity. Here's something at least easily identifiable as /b/...
I also remember moot and the rest of the board being queer for Azumanga Daiou in the early days.
I think this if we're going by post dates.
Just picked up 2g of some OG kush. How did I do?
>>25712529
where's the weed? all i see is oregano
why would you buy it already ground up
>>25712529
real primo stuff there OP hope you've got plenty of munchies xD
watch out for the couch lock haha
Why do women hold so much power over men? They basically have nothing to offer, besides sex, but some pretty looks that quickly fade. Why do they serve as muse for men far superior to them? Two of Verdi's operas, la traviata and rigoletto are about women, bizet's carmen too, Beethoven was the greatest composer of all time yet even he was always in love. And they fucking rejected him. Every single one. What hope does that leave us? Look at Berlioz, another musician. He was infatuated with some bitch who ignored him until she realized his talent, but their marriage was unhappy as shit so even that muse shit is just fantasy. Bloom in Joyce's Ulysses is a cuck, and yet it's molly who accepts HIM into HER bed. What the fuck? Dante had Beatrice, Dante was writing one of the greatest epics ever and Beatrice was just some bitch who probably didn't even know he existed and was getting fucked by Italian Chad. It's not just that they should be the source of inspiration and hold power. WOMEN ARE USELESS
>men value women inherently for thousands of years
>"I'm so smart for denouncing them, I'm smarter than every man before me"
Women offer the continuation of a society and species. Therefore we are inherently, biologically, more valuable than men.
Must suck to be disposable, anon. You just seem mad because a woman with no skills is worth way more than a man with a few feeble skills. Lol.
>>25712590
If tou acknowledge you have no value other than childbirth you should be interned in a breeding camp.
>>25712631
Plenty of women offer more than just breeding. I just meant inherently, or rather biologically. Something which is determined by nature.
Women have accomplished many things across history and you'd be blind to think otherwise. Not only are women credited with many accomplishments, but many women throughout history had their works stolen from them and labeled as a male relative's (see: Mozart's sister).
The problem is that there are many men who don't care about women's achievements and only see a woman for her looks and fertility. Like OP. Men don't find achievement or ambition sexy, only waist to hip ratio and youth. It's not a woman's fault if a man only values her for sex, even when she offers more than that.
I do think it's funny that robots try and say men are superior on this board of all places. This place is literally teeming with men who are failures to society and offer nothing. Sounds like compensation.
I'm genuinely curious about autism and what it's like to have it.
>non judgmental, open minded autism thread
>>25712333
so that is madonas daughter or something?
>>25712349
it's Ella Yelich O'Connor.
It's kind of like being an immigrant to a different culture.
At first you are not going to know what the fuck is going on or what anyone is talking about so you have to put effort into learning everyone's customs and body language and such and you never really feel fully integrated even after decades of living there.
>Turn 21 tomorrow
>Realize I literally want nothing in my life
>No friends or real family and don't want any since it's how I've always been
>I've never had sex with a girl
>Video games bore me since it's all LOOK AT ME LE STREAM MLG bullshit
>Music is just the same thing repackaged at different speeds/instruments
>Haven't felt I've gotten older since 15
>This site has gone to complete shit
The fuck do I do besides suicide? That's too mainstream of a choice to take and I don't want my fedora to get messy.
>>25712022
>suicide is too mainstream
You literally couldn't be more of a faggot
>>25712022
Jesus Christ you are 21. You are still a kid. Grow the fuck up.
>>25712022
>tfw no white-looking Arab gf
Seriously, this feel is literally the reason why Muslims join ISIS, the real beta uprising
Worst IQ range:
130-140
>too smart to be a complacent sheep and accept mediocrity
>too dumb to do anything special
>implying people with 100 IQ have never done anything special
>>25711970
Thisl can confirm
>>25711970
>he fell for the IQ meme
>tfw want to learn some boxing to boost a bit of confidence and gain the means to deal with aggressors
>tfw too scared to join a gym in the first place
I don't want to be the only 22 year old in a group of like 13 year old beginners and be the laughing stock of everyone ;_;
That won't happen. Just find a gym nearby that looks decent and join it. Literally no one will make fun of you or give you shit for being a beginner.
Do it anon you will not regret it, most of the time martial arts gyms are pretty cool places to hang out. I was a fucking robot until i started martial arts, now i am literaly a master of it (have my own dojo an shit). Feels good.
get in shape if you aren't, that way when you get into the gym you can focus on technique
mom keeps calling me. i skipped thnxgiving and christmas. no show, no call. shes gunna ask why, and want me to come over. I cant.
wat do?
why you cant
boot up apparently
>>25709092
i cant stand to face her
So what youtube channels do you robots watch.
>>25708176
https://www.youtube.com/user/Northernlion
egghead
>>25708176
Game Grumps!
Not original comment, so I know I'm not the only one.
joel and vinny from vinesauce are great even though i guess they're more streamers, they're a gem in the ever growing pile of autism that gaming channels are becoming.
i like cinnemassacre too, AVGN is undoubtedly growing dated but the channel still holds up and feels intended for people who really love the shit they do, i hope they keep it up for a few more years
>>25708301
