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Which of these women would you choose to be with? Who will be your waifu?
The Korean. I don't need to read the others to know they're worse.
>that first one
y
>>25724590
>choosing an asian
wow, talk about low standards...
>tfw no sarah waifu
Isn't this basically the beta uprising?
>>25722557
No, fuck off you anti fascist cunt
>>25722557
You should participate in more constructive activities, like managing a collective.
There is one in my city, they bought out an entire apartment building. It's pretty awesome.
>>25722557
no fuck off back to reddit antifa commie scum
Why are bad/evil characters in cartoons always ugly ?
This literally teach kids to judge people on appearance.
>>25721541
Why are school shooters always ugly?
>>25721541
Kids already know instinctively to judge based on appearance. Making them ugly makes it easier for kids to understand the actions of the bad character are considered wrong by society.
>>25721553
Because ugly people are treated as subhumans.
Tell me how this is NOT the most robot drug ever made?
>Completely Legal
>On 'Research Chemicals' websistes on clear net
>Cheap as fuck, I paid 5 britcoins for 5 1mg pills but they sent me 14 but 1 is crushed, it may have been an error on their part or they're just really generous
Had some about a year ago. It was fantastic. Mixed it with .5mg etizolam since it's rather weak in itself. Diclazepam will show up in your piss for around 2 months though.
have lorazepam here
waiting fot the mail from the mental hospital to come and try to survive with my daily dose of lorazepam
>not for human consumption
why
Spit some fire for me /r9k/
You dumb nigga thought she was innocent
Next thing you know Chad is in her scent
>>25720180
another day another dollar
smug neets living in squalor
>>25720180
Woah you rhymed cent with scent
wow dude
W O A H
O
A
H
ya bitch blew me harder than the anemoi
bust a nut, go home, eat mommy's tendies
Fucking lol'd how can someone be this much of a cuck? Jesus christ.
>>25717371
>impying you wouldn't trade places with him in a heartbeat to have a qt gf like that
Good for her if she's really trying as hard as the pic is implying she is.
>>25717393
I honestly would not want to get into a pre-started family for any reason.
>>25717393
>2 kids
>from 2 different guys
>38
>cute
uh...
>muh looks
No excuses. No way you're uglier than this fat fuck, and he's into speedrunning which is the most autistic hobby ever known.
holy shit
>that look of contentment on his face after the kiss
how did this happen?
she's from the midwest isn't she
>>25708554
he is tall and can grow facial hair
i am short and cannot
>>25708554
He paid a prozzie to fake being his girlfriend, it's the only explanation.
Room thread?
19
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Live at home
No I cannot play the guitar.
>>25702762
>PS4
Based choice
>No I cannot play the guitar.
Then why is the guitar there?
>>25702792
Yeah man. I got the Destiny bundle. I don't play Destiny anymore but the PS4 is still in use.
How you robots doing today?
my tats are almost done healing, can finally go back to hot showers
feels good
>>25722571
Oh, what did you get?
Waiting on the street to get picked up so i can go back home and play videogayms with my qtpie
How can we get our own board? The normies have invaded, just look at all the white-knighting faggots and roasties who post here daily. We robots need a board all our own.
Today's been a good non normie day though.
We should petition to moonmoot... I have no idea how to do that though
Plan B continue to REEEE and "normie. Out." Normie threads and not give them more attention until they get bored and leave... Though that isn't working well so far
Frogposters aren't robots they belong on reddit
Hello there, wagie!
It's me, your good friend Mr NEET. Ah yes, its been a while, hasn't it wagie?
I see you're on your lunch break, better not take too long or Mr Shekelstein will be angry! I heard he plans on cutting your wages in half!
Haha, just kidding wagie, no need to get so upset.
And me? I just finished my rendition of Mozart's Requiem. Would you like to hear it? Oh of course not, you have to get back to slaver- I mean - work, don't you?
Haha, oh well!
And as always
Another day, another dollar
>>25719797
At least you are making some OC with these shitposts
>>25719809
NEETposting is an art, friend.
>>25719797
I'd love to hear your rendition, anon. Any chance you could link it? Currently I'm listening to Schubert's Death and the Maiden. Fantastic piece. I'm sure the wage-slaves wouldn't even consider listening to these wonderful pieces. Too much time spent slaving away to Mr. Mordecai. Oh well. They'll see who was right when they retire.
Prove that you are not autists senpai
intentionally shitty and misleading formatting of an equation
400 replies incoming
>>25718903
288 is my original comment.
>goldstein
polblox
>tfw shutin girl
>no irl friends
>degraded social skills, quickly approaching retard tier
>self loathing cause I'm white
If you think a girl can't be a robot, you are mistaken. All a girl needs to be a robot is a fear of the outside and a fear of guys.
alright here comes the ruse cruise
well done in advance OP, pretending to be a girl is a euphoric rush like no other
>>25718754
>pretending
Half the world is women, don't act like its something rare.
You're fat. fatty
Well, I said I'd give 2016 two weeks and it's nearly time. Nothing has improved and I fucking still hate my life and everything to do with it. So I'm going to kill myself this Saturday hopefully.
Any other robots giving up?
I've given up. Not going to kill myself though. Just as pointless as anything else.
>Nothing has improved
Did you try to improve or did you just wait around expecting your life to magically improve by itself? Most robots do the second.
>>25718793
I've wasted 25 years trying to improve my life
nobody else made a thread edition
Post waifus in an original way
>>25703680
>2d waifu
gross
>3 fucking degrees in manchester at its hottest
>-5 after 4pm
fucking hell, I gota go to an expo tomorrow too.
I'm eating my last 2 caps of DNP just to not fucking freeze to death tomorrow.
