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Im bored ma man
Im high as fuck ma man
>>25902135
same ma man epic
Please respond Im bored
Femanons would you date a man with a scat fetish?what are some fetishes you would dump a man over?
>scat fetish
>dump a man
I chuckled.
I wouldn't break up with a guy over HAVING the fetish but if I ever accidentally saw his porn or saw him masturbating to it or he wanted me to participate in any way THEN I would break up.
>>25902105
Sure
i'd probably dump a dude over like murder/cannibalism kink shit, but even that could be overlooked if I could tell he didn't want to kill/eat me and it was just a fantasyconsidering i'm into shit like emeto, stuffing, oviposition, farts, preg/mpreg, etc it would be retarded of me to judge someone for their fetishes
Probably not scat but I dated a guy who liked to pee on me.
He also would like fake murder me and like an elaborate roleplay would follow where he like loaded my body in his car and took me to the woods and dug a grave and all that.
It was hot as fuck.
How do I meet a Girl that actually likes Animu? Do I actually have to go to conventions? And no Forums is no option for me cause I have shit internet except I have holidays or I am sick during the week.
A huge amount of convention girls just want an excuse to cosplay and be fawned over by nerd guys. I'm sure there are some legit fans but I don't like the odds, anyway
http://myanimelist.net/profile/RealUsername
This is my MAL (not OP), I've seen K-ON (Yui and Ritsu are my favourite) but I just don't feel like adding it
>>25902102
Girls who like anime are usually nuts. It's actually pretty popular with tumblr-type girls. Just a heads-up.
>severe depressed for about 3 years
>try suicide in the second, nobody gives a shit
>father calls me weak, mother apologizes for fucking me up, and keeps doing nothing to help
>can't study, try therapy, mother and father refuses to pay
>keep on existing
>end of the third year of high school, i reprove, gonna have to do it all over again.
>father calls me a disapointment,i get prepared for this year, gonna get good grades, go to college, have a job.
>can't sleep at night, father gets pissed because i only sleep when very tired(usually in the afternoon
>the world is crue, i wanna die, but i also want to live.
>can't get rid of depression. Everybody thinks im just being a bitch.
>Can't get the appropriate help
>Im going to break someday, and finally kill myself
you sound like a bitch.
maybe if you fixed your horrible sleep pattern you would feel better.
>>25902065
pls dont kill yourself anon!
>>25902416
>>25902432
mean
>>25902065
same boat anon. if you're going to suicide just do it but i'd prefer to live even if it is shitty at least its better than nothing + we have anime and chicken tendies
how often did robots jerk it while in high school, i average 2-3 times a day, is that to much?
>>25902000
Who are these bros
>>25902000
0 times a day
max 5 times a week
nofap going on my 3rd week
>>25902020
filthy frank, and my best friend
ITT: Autistic robot cooking
>get tortilla
>cover it in cheese
>throw it in microwave for 45 seconds
>eat
>>25901991
>take can of sardines
>open them
>eat
who here /drinkpicklejuicefromjar/.
makes me feel alive.
>>25901991
Sounds pretty good senpai im about to have a bowl of cereal with a dirty spoon
>nice guys finish last
No.
Let me rephrase that.
>unattractive people finish last
Attractive and nice guy?
>he's so lovely and kind and wonderful and sweet
Ugly nice guy?
>ew he's just being nice to get in your pants :S
if you are short, ugly, black and balding you are absolutely 100% undesirable.
Why bring color into this? Im white and in that same position, aint doing much better than you anon-kun
>>25901889
>black
The hottest girl at work, a 8/10, says she only likes black guys.
replace black with Indian and you're golden
>>25902114
>Im white and in that same position, aint doing much better than you anon-kun
lol pussy white boi, we fukin yo women beta
>>25901889
yeah iktf, why cant a brotha get some love :'(
How do normies fuck so much? It seriously blows my mind
>be watching normie show
>girl in show, "omg I'm gonna be alone forever I haven't had send in like 4 months"
>her friend makes fun of her for being a prude and calling here a nun
How often do normies fuck? How do they do it so much? Normies are welcome to respond
>>25901873
I fuck at least 2 or 3 times a week OP, nothing serious tho.
Fucking at uni is easy with all the sluts out there.
Jill and I fuck all the time
>>25901900
>Fucking at uni is easy with all the sluts out there.
Go on
>sit next to qt 3.14 at work
>one day as im coming to my desk i see she has /pol/ pulled up
>"oh you like 4chan too?"
>"yeah, sometimes"
>after that we become office friends
>eat lunch together every day
>tell inside jokes in meetings
>whenever shes about to explain them i always shout "Dont reveal your power level!" and we end up giggling some more
>i know we look autistic, but i dont care
>she starts bringing in tendies for me
>i laugh but they're pretty good
>things go on like this for a while
>lifeisgood.jpg
>one day black guy comes into the office
>"can i help you?" says secretary
>"ah yes im looking for miss anonita" he says in african accent
>QT sees him and runs over to him
>"oh hey sweetie"
>oh no
>"hey anon come here, i'd like you to meet my boyfriend."
>exchange names
>"funny accent you got there" i say, asserting my dominance
>"well hes from Chad. so baby, this is the guy i was telling you about"
>"oh, well dont be trying to steal my girl now" >they laugh as though this is a ridiculous idea
>they walk out to go to lunch
>"Wait. anonita, how can you date this guy?"
>"what do you mean?"
>i mean, you know he's...."
>"what?"
>"do i really need to say it? hes a NIGGER!!"
>they gasp
>"anon, why would you say that?"
>"wwhat?"
>"why would you think thats ok to say, to him or me?"
>"i dont under- come on, i saw you browse /pol/!
>QT and black boyfriend look at each other and laugh
>"He takes /pol/ seriously!"
>walk out
>tfw i forever ruined my chances with QT co worker
Don't worry Anon, coal burners are the lowest tier of woman. You dodged a bullet.
>tfw i can actually believe this because there are Stacies on this board
>>25901865
tfw she might be reading this right now
Who /sober/ here?
>>25901725
me and it fucking suck, looking forward to being drunk again
Post sober or get pulled over
>>25901773
After an alcohol problem, I can't.
It's killed my social life dead.
Have one for me, friend
well robots i finally did it. i finally sucked my own dick.
this is the best thing tat has ever happened to me and YES it was extremely worth it
im bout to do it again later tonight desu
>>25901682
always wanted to try this, how did you do it?
>>25901682
I have heard that it feels more like sucking dick then getting your dick sucked.
OP confirmed skele half fag.
>crushing on qt asian girl
>mfw she posts on facebook how she thinks john boyega is hot
>instant boner killer
real talk, though. What do women see in him? He looks like an average negro out of the congo.
>>25901560
He has money and his skin is really fucking smooth
>>25901568
Oh, and he's probably going to be one of the most known actors in the coming years because of his role in Star Wars.
>>25901560
An average negro out of the congo doesn't play in the new star wars movie.
Guys I have a problem
I've started masturbating to porn from the women's perspective and it's becoming the only way I can get off.
I'm not gay but I am very beta
What does this mean? Am I destined to be a trap?
Can I still be straight? Maybe I'm just enjoying the new perspective of girls bodies right guys?
Nah you're just an addict. You've had one for of sexual gratification. Now that its boring and tame you want another form of gratification. It will never be enough for you.
Being gay or a trap should be the least of your concern.
>>25901499
But I hardly ever masturbate to porn I have very low libido
>>25901518
Then start looking up reassignment surgery and prepare for Chad's cock
>inb4 NORMIE
Please don't fucking hate me robots. I met a girl online 4 years ago and we both promised each other that we would be each other's first when it came to sex. Well today she told me she had sex with some guy in her class. I don't know what to to robots, I'm numb, I can't feel anything. I don't know what to do.
>trusting women
serves you right stupid fucking cuck
>>25901220
That thing you did when you had to deal with the fact that santa isn't real.
Never talk to her again and be thankful for learning this lesson so painlessly
Are there any benefits for completely stopping consumption of sugar?
>I stopped eating sugar
>*tips fedora*
Clearer skin
>>25901165
Theres sugar in natural foods as well idiot
