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Newfag here. Let me see if I got this right: a NEET is esentially someone who has a messy room, no job, spends the whole day at home, sleeping, playing videogames, bronswing 4chan and whatever other activity he considers enjoyable. Genertically, little to no friends and/or girlfriend.
>>25911389
No, a NEET is someone who's Not in Education, Employment or Training
>>25911408
In 4chan language, what would be the name to designate a person who has my original post's traits?
Not in
Employment
Education or
Training
How do you feel around girls that are tall?
>>25911353
I'm 6'4. I've only ever met one girl who was as tall as I am and none who were taller.
I felt okay around her, she was pretty nice and sometimes we'd have coffee together on our breaks at work.
>>25911353
Turned on because tall girls a cute
I want an insecure tall shy qt to cuddle
Too badI'm a manlet
>>25911395
Why no replies to this comment. By /r9k/ standards, shouldn't this post be getting bombarded with comments like "GET OUT NORMIE! PEOPLE OVER 6 FOOT CAN'T BE ROBOTS REEE!"?
>Posted a few days ago about ingrown toenail
>made appointment to have it removed after being scolded by robots
>Did the worst possible thing and googled the procedure
>"oh surely it can't be that bad"
>Literally everywhere I look says the shots are the worst pain you'll ever experience, Army guys in tears over them
God damnit robots, I can't even stand minorly stubbing my toe. I'm going to pass out when he brings the needle.
Stop being a pussy and do it
>>25911301
>"just b a man :^)"
>>25911279
I'm sure he'll give you something for the pain, don't be such a pussy. It'll just get worse if you don't do anything.
do any biological girls want to talk about fetishes or mugi chan?
any girls into findom?
>>25911400
finnish dominant or fandom
>>25911424
>fandom instead of femdom
You do know the topic was fetishes?
Am I the only one here ignores all post I suspect to have been made by a "fembot"?
>>25911225
Absolutely not, friend. Whenever I load r9k I go through the threads I think were made by a female. Women have no place on r9k. They should all be raped, killed, and then thrown into a volcano.
I report every post I assume was made by a woman. Drives the jannies bonkers.
I cannot ignore posts by fembot because that would mean ignoring my own post. Please give me a (You) bukkake now.
I dont want to work, I just want to live home for the entirety of my life. Sleep, eat, play videogames and bronswe 4chan. Thats all I ever want in life.
I know there are a lot of people who do this, specially in this board, so where do you guys get the money from?
are you under 20
>>25911059
I go to thrift stores and find things I can resell on ebay.
I fix people's computers for them for cash.
My grandmother pays me to take her to the grocery.
I sell possessions I built up in the years before my NEETdom.
I am spend almost no money on myself. A five dollar expenditure would be carefully calculated.
I will send you an ebook I wrote that will teach you how to get all the NEET benefits for just $9.99
Please insult me in the meanest, most cruel way without cussing.
>>25910969
you're too nice
>cuss
get out of here cousin fucker
>>25910969
Could you stop? You're not funny.
About to make big cums and grab an empty donut bag but wasn't quick enough and got cum all over my shirt and jeans edition
>>25910794
go to fucking /soc/ you make these threads every day. go away
>>25910818
Stay mad americuck
Morning chums, bit dark out
Just thought I'd post this here
>is anyone even surprised?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq07KBfhnQ
>The Uber driver was too good of a person and decided to take a cash settlement instead of pressing charges. In his words, "...she was crying (and) said (she) was sorry for everything." I don't want to disclose the amount the driver was paid, but can say he could only use the money to pay his cellphone bill and maybeee his cable bill.
FUCKING STUPID DUMB KEKS WHY ARE PEOPLE THIS STUPID
I'm mad as hell. If someone did that to me I'd clean them out for all they were worth. Bitch fucking wrecked his car and phone and shit and he just takes it in the ass cause of a few fake tears.
>>25910714
this picture reminds me of robotrippin
At least I can take peace in knowing people have already doxxed the shit out of her
You are now aware of how terrifying Orca skeletons are.
That whole new planet thing is cool.
>>25910677
Orca sceletons are very spooky that is what i learn today
American culture is toxic and immigrants to this country start to develop psychiatric disorders at rates double those in their former countries when they settle here, the rates also get higher with each successive generation.
Who here /anxiety before bed/?
I'm currently avoiding going to sleep because I know as soon as I lay down and close my eyes I will start thinking about all my problems and get super anxious.
I hate being alone with my thoughts.
i love sleeping but i hate waking up.
kill me
I feel ya OP. Whenever my mind starts racing I have to bring it back with some kind of fantasy story I visualize.
It has to be an involving storyline for yourself, full of detail. The detail is important because you'll find your anxiety and worries creeping in and taking over again. Force yourself to concentrate on the details to avoid that.
Try something simple OP. Put yourself in your favorite movie, then make your own side story with that universe of rules.
I keep tricking myself into thinking that if I think about my problems enough I'll find solutions. So far all I've got is that even if I fix my current problems I'll still be unhappy, they're a symptom of a greater issue. My only take away is that I should just kill myself eventually. The dumbest thing about this is that I've come to the same conclusion every night for the past two years.
How come anime girls have japanese names when they clearly are white? Look at this character from the anime Prison School and her actress in the live action rendition of the show. The character is attractive and sexy, and looks white, not asian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfRXWlbwwdQ
Asian women don't have bodies like that, they aren't tall with huge tits and thick thighs, they don't have white hair, and they sure as fuck don't have long narrow faces either. This woman is fucking white, not japanese. How the fuck does a race get so delusional as to try and claim this is what they look like? There's a reason jap porn is so unpopular, it's a disappointment seeing hot anime girls and in reality japanese women look nothing like that.
>>25910629
why are you a walking tofu burrito yet you call yourself by the name of human
>>25910629
>tall with huge tits and thick thighs
implying the average white girl is any of those
It's a fucking cartoon, i'm pretty sure we don't have talking rabbits dropping anvils on people in America either
any robots got any dorm stories/feels for me?
>starting college soon
>socially anxious sperglord
>drop spaghetti often
>filthy immigrant so i have a thick dutch accent which a lot of people can't understand well
>autism level: moderate to severe
>going to have to live with some redditor or chad, will never be alone on campus or in dorm, literally forced to be surrounded by normies
>all activities like 4chin and masturbating will have to be secret, others like vidya will inevitably have some normie watching me play
please tell me i'm falling for a dorm meme and this isn't as bad as it is
I'd kill to live with a normie
My roommate is a bigger sperglord than I am somehow, the room smells like his garbage which is all over the place
I'm actually scared to ask him to clean up because he might stab me in my sleep
Plus he sleeps at least 16 hours a day and I'm pretty sure he skips class to play vidya
Start drinking and doing drugs find other kids that do that
>>25910490
>be me
>get email from roommate 3 weeks before move in
>'hi anon! our room is kind of small, but i'm sure there's plenty of room for you and your stuff! ill get to know you soon :-)'
>get there
>3/4 of the room is taken up by her shit
>5 shopping bags full of trash in the room
>doesn't have a meal plan, just makes microwave instant food in the dorm
>smells like shit at all times
>does nothing but browse tumblr and listen to k-pop and sing along
>writes a fucking motivational message on the mirror like 'you can stop crying and make good grades!'
>could never have anyone else in the dorm or else she would get pissed
next semester i got a girl who just stayed with her boyfriend and didn't even sleep in the room. you win some you lose some
how was your childhood anon?
>what was best thing to happen
>what was the worse thing to happen
>>25910488
did most bots have a good life?
>>25910488
>nothing remarkable
>nothing remarkable
>>25910488
>what was best thing to happen
Becoming an adult
>what was the worse thing to happen
Becoming an adult
My fellow robots:
Which place is your favorite for tendies?
My vote is pic related. I have routinely eaten tendies at KFC, Popeyes, and Church's but Raising Canes just btfo all of them.
Jack in the box has some neat tenders
Realtalk though, tendies are chicken in master race form
>>25910382
>perfect box
>coleslaw
Pick one
i'm drunk i need tendies
hand over the GBP and nobody gets hurt
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