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I thought Dr. Pepper tastes good!
Fucking anime lies!
Pepsi > coke
Tbh Familia
>>25915999
>Pepsi > coke
Say that to my face and see what happens!
t.
Water or coke or milk masterrace.
>>25915999
>Pepsi
>milk
Kill yourself
Hey, you like tsunderes, dude?
>>25915826
What kind of freak likes tsunamis?
What do you get from these threads?
>>25915843
Huh? What do you even mean?
good morning femanon
coffee?
he's drinking tea ya dingus
>>25915845
gay tea
>>25915845
>implying a woman can start her day without coffee
Quality (You) cartoon thread
Out of all the fucking anime you can post and you choose Black Butler?
The whole show boils down to the most unlikable shitstain of a protagonist being a little cunt as much as he wants and getting away with it because his edgy friend happens to be some godlike demon who can do no wrong. Literally chaotic neutral mary sue; the anime.
Got 19 episodes in and fucking dropped this bullshit when they still had made no progress towards a tangible plotline and were instead airing an episode about a god damn curry competition. FUCK. THAT.
One quality (You) achieved. What else will humanity boil down to...
>black butler
at least you didn't post OPM
Who /nogirlsallowed/ here?
>cut off all existing contacts with women
>don't allow women into my life
>life is suddenly better
Why would people willingly surround themselves with parasites? A used up beef courtain can't be worth the aggravation.
>>25915759
>can't get laid
>pretend it's on purpose
only on /r9k/. holy fuck you are pathetic.
>>25915773
>Implying i'm not doing voluntary celibate
>>25915773
I used to think like you, you must be tall with a decent sized cock, I am very short with a micro penis, so I was bullied all my life, at first in my teens, I was resentful for not getting laid ever, but as I grew up (chronologically) I started to fucking hate people, women in particular, who condemned me for stuff outside my control, so I try to limit my contact with them whenever is possible.
>"haha anon come dance with me!"
why are you wearing male shoes
>>25915737
I don't know how to dance
She's gigantic wtf
What would you do if you got turned into a girl for a day?
Shitpost on r9k all day
eat my own shit
I've always wanted to know what girl shit tastes like
>>25915671
Play with boobies.
Manlets why do you even bother living?
>when
>will
>they
>learn
moot bloxs
>>25915555
>>25915566
quads and double dubz confirm that manlets should kill themselves
>this thread
>my face when
>check em
> tfw cheated on my girlfriend
What do I do robots?
>girlfriend
You're on the wrong bored
>>25915519
Don't say anything and continue with your life as normal. No need for unnecessary drama.
>>25915519
why
why
orgin
Were any of you ever bullied? What was it like?
>>25915512
Yeah, it was alright I guess.
Wasn't terrible, got my pants pulled down, trash can thrown at me, slapped around a bit, etc. In retrospect I was just a pussy who would have been better off throwing a punch. Bullies are just one of the many bosses of life, I think never overcoming them in school scarred me for life, bitchassness feels pretty ingrained in my psyche now.
>>25915512
Yes all the time. It was terrible.
I was bullied by girls exclusively until high school and then guys started to bully me. Growing up dealing with that ruined any self confidence I had and as a result became rather meek and shy.
CLUCKED
Stories on Reddit are so fucking depressing.
>>25915456
I don't read things over 3 sentences that aren't written in green
>>25915686
This guy ruined his dick.
>one life to live
>you are born an ugly manlet in eastern Europe
>>25915454
>you are born an ugly manlet in eastern Europe
So... this is you OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsmQpMX5bg
Nobody lives one life , we are here forever
>>25915486
>Turkey
>eastern Europe
that guy is pretty funny though he is always beating people
>>25915501
but we are born and then we die man
WHY is it that most other boards were able to successfully suppress the reddit invaders but not /r9k/? I get the impression that /r9k/ doesn't even have any original 4chan browsers anymore. It's why I've been browsing /vg/ and /pol/ a lot more. They will fucking pick apart anyone with the faintest aura of being a redditor. A lot of other boards are still "mean" like 4chan used to be as a whole. Redditors are so easy to spot. They can't be mean, they don't know how to be lol - all we have to do is call them "fucking faggots" at every turn and they won't be able to handle it. We need to be more like /a/ and make them regret ever coming here and feel like an idiot for ever doing so.
>>25915187
Relax, OP, there is no need to be upset. I love you, we all do.
>complaining about reddit while proceeding to post the reddit frog
I don't browse reddit, but I see no issue with people visiting more than one site regularly. Fuck off with >muh secret community shit.
>can literally go through the entire catalog over on the /s/ board and not get a boner.
>even the stuff on gif mostly doesn't do it for me anymore
>got first proper boner in ages when I watched a futa video this morning
HELP ME PLEASE. I DON'T WANT TO END UP GAY. HOW THE FUCK DO I FIX THIS.
Seriously, any tips or advice appreciated.
Stop watching porn at all.
You're running out of porn to excite you.
It doesnt mean you're gay irl, it just means you're addicted and the usual stuff doesnt give you a fix anymore.
Just stop watching porn altogether
>>25915157
Gone are the days when I could just type in boobs into youtube and be diamonds. I've become such a fucking degenerate. Will this help? How long do I have to abstain?
why the FUCK isn't it taught that you need to clean your asshole when you shower? I've been wafting old shitass for the last 24 years, it's no wonder I'm so alone
Any other hygiene tips that might not be obvious to robots?
>>25915132
Clean behind your ears. Use your finger and wipe and you'll see what i mean. And floss please. Floss.
No one should have to teach you that chucklefuck. You sound Chris-chan tier autistic.
>>25915132
because it's common fucking sense
>asshole spits shit.
>shit is dirty
>dirty needs to be cleaned
>what's the ideal time to clean dirtiness?
>SHOWER
i'll need to shower now, i'm at risk of getting
your autism.
