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I've been told by numerous sources that all humans are discontent and unhappy with their lives.
Depression is apparently just a universal condition and only special snowflakes tell people that they have 'clinical depression'.
Is this true?
No, it's not.
I mean, as a pessimist, I'm inclined to regard life as a fundamentally useless exercise of futility and vanity, but others can delude themselves into 'happiness.'
There's a difference between being discontent and being depressed. There's also mild and serious depression.
>>25909913
Care to explain the difference between the 3?
>have to poop
>want to fap
>tired
>anime isn't real
>go poop
>fap
>go to bed
>deal with it
problems solved m8
>>25909474
>>anime isn't real
NO
>>25909474
>anime isn't real
this one hurts the most
>someone calls my name
>heart skips a beat and eyes get watery
Tfw
dumb fookin frog poster
>>25909423
>having people to call your name
fuck off normie scum, end your own very life
they were probably calling you to get you to do shit for them or to trick you into to doing something embarising, see the problem is your hieght op, if your a frogposter your probably a manlet, remeber under 6.2 is all manlets, and you should just kill yourself to get it over with
>finally open up to someone about my anxiety and depression
>they completely ignore it and start talking about something from our previous conversation
kill your're self frog poster
>>25909396
Ex gf had anxiety and depression and 80HD. As someone who dated her for 6 months. I try to avoid all females with anxiety and depression now.
>>25909419
you first, friend
Just fuck it all, dating sucks and shit like this just makes me depressed
http://kernelmag.dailydot.com/issue-sections/features-issue-sections/11404/online-dating-tinder-racism/
it's bad enough that i was born a manlet who's almost attractive enough, but now my suspicions about race have basically been proven
i hate it, i hate seeing all these white dudes and thinking they're leagues more attractive than i'll ever be, i hate seeing all these girls and assuming they'd only be into white guys, i hate being proven right, i hate seeing their smug, shit-skin faces because they think they're somehow better than everyone in their race because they're a woman and can pull a white guy
fuck dating, fuck hypergamy, fuck everything.
suck my dick premie
>>25909283
bet you wont do something about it
>>25909283
>http://kernelmag.dailydot.com/issue-sections/features-issue-sections/11404/online-dating-tinder-racism/
>open link
>no graphs
>no tables
>long ranting article written by a nu-male
THANKS FOR THE CLICKBAIT, FUCK
>Im listening to the Katawa Shoujo OST and the Minecraft OST on shuffle
maximum comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFM7ydF3Ejo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4EL70Vs1sE
>>25909268
Why did you have to remind me anon?
>>25909294
listen to yourheart. You never forgot.
>>25909672
>filename
might wanna check your spelling
>keep wetting the bed
>dad says hes going to kick me out if i dont start wearing diapers like my doctor prescribed
what the fuck am i going to do
God damn OP, how old are you, 12? Fucking hell.
>tfw shit and piss in my sleep, wake up crying and call my mum to come clean me up
>tells me she's sick of this and that I need to be moved out within the next month
>tfw no idea what I'm going to do
>>25908985
Wear the fucking diapers, that's what you're gonna do. Being homeless is not fun for literally any period of time, trust me.
Take that L.
Wear that diaper.
When did it all go so wrong? Or were you doomed from the start?
Everything started falling apart for me when i was 13 and discovered anime.
sluggish amphibian poster
>>25908896
My shit was always fucked up, but ever since I found 4chan my former life has crumbled right in front of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMfZyfD4U8U
i was born broken
How's your sex life?
could you repeat the question
>>25908811
Not bad. My anniversary is next month. My girl gives great head and pussy whenever, but sea LEGENDARY on special occasions. It's really exciting to have her ramp it up, because I know she holds back or is just lazy.
>>25908811
>tore gf's vagina a little bit
>no sex for 2 weeks
>have to masturbate into her mouth
>sad
>tfw no dad
>tfw an upbringing without a father figure is essentially dooming a male to be a failure for life
What does it feel like to have a dad?
>>25908788
Not sure did have one either. Also welcome to the club.
>>25908788
I'm 21 now, been living with my dad for about 2.5 years. For the first 19 years it wasn't like that, though.
I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty cool. Definitely a lot easier to live with than my mother. I mean, I don't think we do a whole lot of "father-son" type of shit, but I'm grown. It's a little late. So. I dunno. I'm just glad I'm getting a chance to know him better before one of us dies. He and my older brother still don't talk, so I guess I should be grateful. I always wonder if my being here has made things worse between them. I feel like a piece of shit.
>>25908788
bad. he's always mad and anxious and even called the cops at me one time when I was little because I wouldn't pick up a plate and he didn't know how to handle it
This thread is for normies, Stacies, and Chads only. No robots or wizards allowed.
Thread Discussion: What is the highest number of times you're ever had sex in one day?
>>25908664
Woah, hey
you might not believe this but there is an entire board dedicated to you!
>>>/soc/
gosh I'm so jealous
>>>/soc/
6 times if I remember correctly. Last few times were really lazy though.
>>25908664
3? 5? something like that, not like a lot
I fucked up robots
>Be me
>Decide to make a facebook
>I had one a long time ago but deleted it
>Use my real name but no location and use a junk email and an anime pic
>Use it to join groups for anime/gay/transexual/hentai/vidya stuff that I'm into
>Notification.jpg
>Googleknowswhoyouare.fag
It's someone I know irl
>Suddenly I'm being flooded with friend requests
Looks like I finally just have to just bee myself...
>>25908643
>>Googleknowswhoyouare.fag
Articulate this part.
>>25908643
just delete it again
>>25908695
google bared him to everyone who knew him in real life
>>25908643
>>Use my real name.
This is why you fucked up senpai.
>try out regular condom
>It's too big
>>25908560
>small feels
>small
like OP's dick amirite
>>25908560
I had this same problem but it was too tight. Small world OP, small world
>>25908592
How big/small are you?
No Elliot Rodger thread ? Come on, guys..
You can't Dodge the Rodge.
>>25908330
"cant dodge the rodge"
top fucking kek
I want thing and people who have thing I want won't give me thing
Naturally they must be enslaved and forced to do my bidding for all eternity
>>25908330
Supreme Lord Elliot is an hero desu senpai.
Beta Uprising for life!
I'm looking for a financially self-sufficient blue-collar male robot who (optionally) lives east of Montana. I want to ask you questions about your life.
define "self-sufficient"
>>25908220
I am on disability for autism will you date me
ok, i make 500 a month and go to college for free, shoot
