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who /pokes holes in the condom/ here?
how much cum comes out when u do that?
You wouldn't have been born otherwise. Tripleniggerfaggot
>>25915077
just enough
Wew, wagecuck. I just woke up. But I'm still really sleepy and tired. Good thing I don't have work or school?
There is no better feeling in the world than being in a comfy bed wrapped in sheets with the heater going.
Then go the fuck to bed rather than posting on /r9k/
>Skipping sleep for 4chan
>>25915041
This is me but I have to get up for school in 10 min
Im also comfy in bed pounding beers....but i just got off work an hour ago.
>tfw have therapy in an hour and have absolutely nothing to say
Should I just make up things?
No. Answer honestly so they can help you.
Me too senpai me too...
Tfw she askes if you're sucicidal
Don't waste their time if you don't want to do it or want them to help you. There are people who could really use the help and if you are there to just fuck around give the session to someone who could use it, might save their life.
>Spent my highschool years browsing /r9k/
>Used "cool underground society of 4chan" memes irl
>idolized psychopaths and mentally fucked up people
I've made some mistakes tbqh
>>25914974
wish I looked more like the dude in your picture, my life would have been different.
Recognizing your mistakes is a start, try your best to not repeat them and progress forward for the better.
>>25914988
what's the better? There's no future for a robot.
are there really such a thing as a fembot?
even fat women can marry another fat person, but an ugly guy will never find love and even if he is rich will only have prostitutes, but never love....
>>25914948
No.
Any 'fembot' on r9k is just a woman being their usual retarded and entitled self.
Just watch when they post about having no bf and then deflect and ignore all offers of friendship and boyfriendship.fembots make me sick
>>25914980
>deflect and ignore all offers of friendship and boyfriendship.
Those guys just say that to prove a point, not because they mean it. Have you seen robot standards? The vast majority wouldn't even date a slightly overweight girl.
>>25914993
... I would... but she wouldn't date me...
:'(
who here /English major/
about to graduate this semester.
>>25914484
here you go pynchon
>>25914939
We don't have "majors" in my country, but I graduated with an English degree just under 3 years ago.
Good luck, OP.
>>25914939
How's about /kill yourself/ so we don't have to listen to your bitch ass whining about how you can't get a job with your shit degree? Worthless pos
Honestly I can't remember all my teenage dreams
I never even had them.
I had a dream, but it died before I became an adult.
>>25916489
lucky fucken goose
Every single Russian person i have encountered so far watches anime. Not just online. I was at a job interview and the guy sounded russian and he had anime keychains on his phone. Can someone explain to me how this works?
Where do you live that you've encountered all these anime watching russians.
>>25914878
Australia funnily enough. I just find it very unusual
In Soviet Russia, anime watches you! Faggit
>mfw I see a numale
Numen are the most pathetic people
They're all begging to be cucked
Tfw my brother is a numale and I'm trying desperately to improve so I dont end up like him
>lifting
>being assertive
>developing healthy attitude towards
>learning to drive
Tbqh though my brother is an anti feminist nu male but to reddit proportions, the one date he went on in the last 10 years he talked anout atheism femenism and scared the girl away
>>25914978
>anti-feminist numale
Bizarre
Numale mods are gonna delete this thread. It hits a nerve with them.
>tfw shitting out blood all day yesterday and now I have a high fever
a-am I dying? :^(
>>25914698
Goodnightt sweett prince ;_;
>>25914698
Anon, just go to a doctor.
Sometimes my hemorrhoids get inflamed and that's what happens. Do this though >>25914720 since it might be something worse.
Is there a support group for nofap?
Day 4 here.
There were group in the first days of 2016, but everybody failed and returned to their bad habits.
You're the last survivor OP, don't give up I'm with you
T. A fellow fapstronaut who lasted 6 days.
>>25914623
Who /no fap, no drugs, smoking, alcohol/ here?
a-at least I have xbox h-heh
25914640
I was one of those. Ended it after 16 days but when I came it felt like nothing so I'm starting over and not ending it this time
is being smart and looks decent (not a chad) anough for me to get pussies?
pic related
>>25914550
It wasn't good enough for Elliot, so maybe not.
>>25914574
elliot is an idiot
>>25914550
only if you use it to improve your social skillsyou won't
>tfw you wonder if maybe everybody else on /r9k/ is just a normie pretending to be a loser and you're the only one here who's actually as pathetic as you claim to be.
>>25914447
>tfw that's definitely the truth
>tfw i'm living such an average, boring life
>tfw haven't left the house in days
>tfw i probably made this thread myself and am too far gone to realize it
>tfw you are a Chad in disguise that makes "feels posts" and pathetic greentext stories.
Feels GOOD desu.
What are you talking about? There's only you and me here.
>your favourite autist is more than just a normie... he's actually very attractive and talented individual who could easily get a gf without trying
lol filthy frank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYx60zkprQo
Unfunny autist trifecta
Filthy Frank
h3h3
How to basic
How can you feel like browsing the internet or consuming media when you're "depressed"?
Guilt hits me as soon as I even think about doing it. I am feeling this way because I have wasted/am wasting my time/life. Now the least painful and guilt free way to pass time is by lying in bed all day long. Yes, I am aware of the hypocrisy of posting this, but ungratefully complaining on the internet doesn't seem to trigger my guilt.
>>25914318
Life is pointless, use your time to fully enjoy anime girls before you die.
>>25914334
That applies to those who don't care. However you can see people constantly complaining how they hate their life and all they do is watch shows and play videogames all day long which they also seem to hate. I was thinking about those people.
I feel worse when I'm trying to be productive, all I can think about is all the time I've wasted and how I'm thousands of hours of grinding away from being successful at anything. at least when I'm drowning in porn and junk food I can numb the fucks a bit.
