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I just lost my only friend
I haven't cried in 10 years and it hurts so much
I want to die
WHY did you lose your friend?
>>25920115
Why did he do that?!
Original original
>>25920142
>>25920180
Her boyfriend thought we were too close and dumped her for it.
He was suspicious of me for a while now because we talked a lot.
When she told me, I offered to leave her alone and she said it'd be for the best.
We live thousands of miles apart so nothing could even have happened. I've never even seen her face and I didnt care to.
Uni thread/
Where do my fellow robots go?
What's it like there ?
>pic related
these... these people here are all assholes
its like they have no souls, its scary.
in highschool people would say high to me, greeted me, welcomed me, and i did the same to them... now its just like im walking around with a bunch of androids, they are all degenerate
who full fail here
starting in march and wanna meet other fags
in nova scotia (canada)
>mom asks me why I don't have a gf
>say that all the dating shit bores me and I find most girls uninteresting and shallow
>she gives me the look like I just killed a puppy
>>25919889
She knows you are actually a gay manlet OP, just end it
>>25919948
I'm not a manlet, but she probably thinks I'm a closet faggot.
Feels bad man.
Like she knows I hate fags (she does too), but she probably thinks I'm a closet case. Why can't she just comprehend that I don't want to date any girls and I'm not interested in men?
Hey, I kind of need some help. My practice girlfriend is coming over tonight to apparently fuck. I think I am too scared. Cannot get an erection. Wat do?
Is "TheRedPill" and PUA just bullshit, or does it actually work?
I think there's some truth to redpill and they just couch it in edgy terms to feel all badass and darkly enlightened
What I do know is that my oneitis only ever started being attracted to me after I completely stopped giving a fuck and moved on with my life. Obviously that's just one data point but I think it jives with red pill ideals.
I don't fucking know though I'm retarded
>>25919806
It doesn't work because no matter what you don't get what you should actually want. Even if you get pussy after the 5th or 6th time you have sex you realize it's not much better than masturbation and it definitely won't fill the roaring emptiness inside you. What makes relationships worthwhile is companionship which you can't have if you're thinking of the whole thing as a chess game.
>>25919926
Roastie slut detected tbqh familia.
>tfw every guy around you is incompetent
>tfw people don't respect your opinion simply because you're a woman
>tfw you should have been born a man
>tfw malebots ignore all of that and spend their time on /r9k/ whining about female privilege
How are they incompetent?
>tfw you're narcissistic cunt
>>25919805
The answer is fucking simple.
Seek those who respect you and those who are competent. Let the guys here complain. If anything this site is a pit of despair, and some day every one of them will wise up and realize his errors.
But given lack of proper and good examples to follow, it will be a lengthy process, since this board is mostly an echo chamber of misery.
Also most of guys here are too dumb to cut off their porn use. Yes I said word use like drug use. Because it is like a drug, guys get addicted, desensitized, there is a boredom factor stemming from the novelty factor of porn.
If you want honest advice, if you want a bf, pick one who had positive experience with doing nofap, or the one who did not have to do nofap.
But if you are here, your only chance for a decent bf or a male friend is a recovered or recovering porn addict. Or the one who is inclined to start his recovery.
i want to get into a life of crime
whats the easiest way? i don't want to just sell weed to college students, i want to do something cooler and more lucrative
i know some of you robots know how to break into the criminal underworld
You have to be born into a life of crime that doesn't abruptly end with you in your mid 20's, with some crippling addiction, on house arrest, kids you need to pay for with drug money or dead.
You need to live in a third world shithole or poor enough town where the cops know you and let you go because at least you aren't violently insane and dangerous like most other criminals. In firstworld nations it still pays off to lock you up.
>>25919381
You don't get into it you edgelord, you need to grow up in it.
>>25919473
>>25919525
fuck so i'm just dead?
can i like peripherally support the criminal underworld somehow and make money off it?
or like what if i go get a loan from the mob, and pay it off responsibly, and then ask them if they have any jobs i can do for extra cash or something?
lets have a thread about politics, anons. I'm curious to see what the average robot thinks about the 2016 election so far
>who you're thinking of voting for
>job/major in school
>location
If I were able to vote, I'd vote for Trump.
Not because I think he's great, I'd vote for him because he CLEARLY has zero understand of global politics and has the charm, grace and tact of a toddler on whippets, and I think it would be hilarious to watch.
UK.
>>25919360
>Toddler on whippets
Top kek. It does seem like Trump has a chance of getting the nomination based on memes alone
>>25919360
It's like a luck and charisma run in fallout
Who /bad skin/ here?
>Psoriasis on upperbody and limbs
>acne scars and acne on my face amd back
Just end me my dude
>>25919018
>acne acne acne
>acne
>more acne
>decade of acne
>no end on the horizon
>50% of your energy output dedicated to acne
there is no god
>entire face is red and looks sunburned at all times
>scarred to fuck from acne
>flaky and peeling
>chest and shoulders covered in little bumps from acne like a plucked chicken
I am convinced that I will be alone forever because of this. I can't even look myself in the mirror. I've broken a mirror and made my hand bleed because I just can't stand to look at myself.
I went out and bought a Sig Sauer and started conceal carrying ever since I starting browsing this board and /pol/. Since no guns are allowed on campus, I carry a combat knife with me that my grandad gave me from his tour in 'nam while I'm there. A large amount of normalfags come here so it's safe to say that things said here are the true opinions of most people. It's a decent sample size.
I never knew whites wanted to kill blacks so badly. Any other non-white bros on edge because of this place? If I were asian with a gf of my own race, then looking at here I'd be holding her much tighter to keep her away from whites who wanted to cuckhold me.
You must have been very sheltered, anon.
I'm much more vigilant with whites now but I dont CC. I probably should start though
>>25919045
boy, you sure are stupid
blo c
>why aren't you dating a belgian we are high quality have value good manners but you need to leave up to belgian standards.
http://www.expatica.com/be/insider-views/Dating-the-Belgians_106657.html
Ree get off this board.
>living in belgium
>reading this
wtf this isn't the 50's anymore
>71% divorce rate
>(SEVENTY ONE)
Any other old KVs on?
>tfw 37th birthday in 2 days
>tfw just want to end it
JUST
26 never a gf. failing at everything.
>>25918281
26 here, never seen a pussy IRL just end my life
>>25918281
aren't you too old for this place?
If you saw a cute girl browsing r9k on her cell or laptop would you approach her?what would you say?
>>25918120
Nothing. I'd chuckle to myself and be on my way. It would be funny to take a picture of her from behind and post it on the board though, just to fuck with her.
Off her her 30 good girl points for a date.
No. Powerlevels are for hiding.
STACY BTFO
https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/41zsgg/girl_makes_it_to_the_front_page_of_iama_claiming/
http://imgur.com/a/YWKvo
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=441016572&utm_source=embedy.me&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed-logo&t=9.75
>claims she was deceived
>actually just a whore
is there anything more sweet?
tl;dr pls
>>25918224
>help i was raped on camera
>signed formed (on video)
>does cam shows
>is a whore
>gets exposed and btfo
If Elliot Rodger continued dying his hair blonde, do you think this would had been his ultimate goal in life?
>he's tilting his head up and she's slouching
MANLETS!
>>25917976
Yes. This would have been it.
is the guy in the OP pic natural or dyed?
Under what circumstances is cheating acceptable?
>>25917541
If the guy is black
>>25917541
None. Go be poly if you want to slut around.
>>25917541
If you're a woman
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