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HALAL!
GYROS ARE BEST FOOD MMM
ill never understand you people who want all that white gooey shit all over your meat
whats so hard about just eating plain meat?
fuck this thread is making me want to go get some
>>25926356
go eat your stale potroast faggot
Asuka or Rei?
Why?
Misato, duh.
I'm partial to Asuka, because I like the fiery redheads.
A Rei is fine too, however.
>>25925974
Asuka, absolutely.
>tfw no Asuka daughter to raise
>tfw your new boss think you suck
>tfw she lowered you hours, from 43 to 33, sometimes even less
i am basically fired right?how i am going to pay my bills? its the fucking end.
would it be right to kill myself in front of all my cowokers?
>>25925960
They're basically just trying to get you to quit
Figure out other employment asap or learn how to hustle or get NEETbux
That's what happened to be, then out of nowhere my hours tuned to 13 hours a week. Left and told the bitch she could suck a fat cock and choke on it.
Told if if i didn't get the fuck out she will file for assault.
>>25926009
>>25926056
forgot to mention, she gave 27 hours but then i asked her if i can get 33 and she said ok. But here i am constantly worried about getting less or being fired. It hurst because all my previous bosses were always happy with my work.
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are yourself female.
I can have sex or get into a relationship with an attractive woman whenever I please, but I choose not to
how does it feel
I once slept in the same bedroom as a girl and held hands with her while on public transportation.
Found out later she wanted to fuck me. But everyone thought she was weird and it would have been weird if I had fucked her. Still, should have done it just to get it over with.
I put a baby in my girlfriend and then coerced her to scramble it.
I asked this question to /co/ yesterday
Is Hank Hill right about steak?
>>25925649
Yes, hank is right.
>>25925649
Obviously. If you want to eat shoe leather, go rummage in a dumpster instead of ruining a quality cut, you dirty fucking animal.
>>25925649
What a fucking hero.
>22 years old
>No education after HS
>been working as a cook for 4 years, hate it
Dubs decides what I do with my life, where I move, what type of job I try to get. if I do drugs or not, and shit
>>25925623
move to california, become pro surfer and do acid
Move to Portland, smoke weed and do Heroin but keep the heroin secret, and work on a dispensary
OP here should add:
I live in Rhode Island now and have a car and 3.5k in savings
>2 years ago
>take this girls virginity
>didn't want anything more than a few nights with her so we split
>Recently she starts working at the same store as me
>start talking again nothing more
>She asks if she can give me a massage
>I know she has a BF but think a massage won't hurt anything
>BF freaks out and blocks me on her phone and starts texting me
>Just got this message from him
So do you guys think he wants me to fuck his gf too? I mean he just admitted to wanting his gf to rub me down...
>>25925606
We all know its you on the left mane.
>>25925606
>take this girls virginity
That basically sears you into her mind like a cattle-brand.
>I know she has a BF but think a massage won't hurt anything
If you want to fuck her, fuck her. Don't be a hypocritical, self-delusional pussy about it.
And yes, her BF is definitely a cuck.
>>25925606
Are you gonna fuck her dude? Thats kind of fucked up, he should have dumped her right when he found out. Bitch ass roastie deserves to be stoned in the street
Would you a Mexichan?
Latinas are my main sexual fetish, but they seem like really high maintenance GFs
>>25925585
yes, i would fuck almost any woman thats attractive no matter what race. pussy doesnt feel different with race
Would you a Indian?
punkass bitch uber drivers need not apply
Where shall I get my tendies tonight??
Not steak n shake. I went there, shit-tier tendies. 0/10. Hmmmm....idk, try mummy's homemade tendies
>>25925396
guthries/chubbies mmmm fuck my ass
dem som gud tendies
This stupid meme died like 6 months ago. Let it rest.
/r9k faggots need not apply.
Plug died a few months ago and I've been missing you guys
If you're out there Sweetheart <3, Nutty, CuntFag, Azzeater...
Hope you can recognize me still
>>25925195
They dont care about you faggot, weve already made a different room and didnt invite you because youre a fucking pussy
>>25925195
they moved to dubtrack
just look for the r9k room since the others will be empty
>>25926355
Oh god thankyou so much mane
Uuugghh! I'm sick and tired of being used by all the chads! I think I'm ready to settle down for you anon!
Is it sad that I know that's mia khalifa?
I sincerely hope you aren't serious.
>>25925125
I thought Mia Khalifa didn't do anal.
What have you guys been listening to for the past week?
>Flatbush zombies
>Pat the bunny
>earthgang
>mos def
Share your tunes robots
Earl Sweatshirt
Kanye
Travi$ Scott
Led Zeppelin
Opeth
Future
I remember buying my first $20 bag as well op
>>25924393
Nice image, Mercer doesn't get anywhere near enough love around here
;<
your thoughts on this
Looks like she loves him
Have you ever had a girl that loves you anon?
Of course not so this upsets you
>>25924134
Literally the perfect type of ass. Nice tight and tone, a beautiful white woman ass. Now I can tell she has a less than average face , but with a body like that , who cares
fucking normies the reason he got this far because his prarent.
Would you date a girl with legit autism? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZhZ0k1lyF8
>>25923870
Yes, I would love to, desu.
>>25923870
Maybe the one at 0:30
>It's an Ellen Page putting on a fake English accent and pretending to be autistic episode
You just received 80 billion dollars out of fucking nowhere.
Right now, wherever you are, *poof* 80 billion.
What will you do next?
Is it in cash?
Go on 4chan.
>>25923629
wake up and cry silently
also shit myself
