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Got 24h ban yesterday from /r9k/ for posting a JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP thread so apparently thats not allowed anymore
so post here green frogs and shit about roasties
why does nobody like me
>>25919720
I don't dislike you, anon.
>>25919293
>24h ban yesterday from /r9k/ for posting a JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP thread
What? Elaborate.
>mom makes me start working out or else she'll kick me out
>hate it at first but slowly start liking it
>get a little serious and buy some whey protein
>cutie casheer asks why not try their new flavor
>she makes me a sample
>asks me how it tastes
>tell her its good and buy the whey
>it acutally tastes terrible
why are all women such whores
Haa u got BTFO
Man up lol
>listening to a cashier
fucking retard. they exist to sell you a product.
Fuck, I laughed at the end.
Also, if this is real then keep it up my man.
fuck you dad suck my dick
You shouldn't want your dad to suck your dick...
oh look it's the guy who posts the wagecuck threads
>>25919121
>based dad stopping you from being a filthy degenerate
you should be thankful
What do women talk about with each other behind closed doors?
how much they hate other women
>>25919069
No one knows. That is the mystery of all things
>>25919069
how much they hate other people and details about people's penises
At age 21, I'm only just now accepting the fact that I'm gay. How do I /into/ homosexuality?
>don't know any gay people
>hairy asshole
>sharpie in the pooper causes bleeding
>everyone else has been openly gay since they were 16
Is it easy to become part of the whole gay community thing out of nowhere? Do I just walk into the local gay bar and try to not be awkward? Do I take all the gay classes like theater and make gay friends? Will people be offended that I haven't come out?
Gay people intimidate me and I have no idea what sort of conventions or etiquette I'm expected to know. I don't want to just fuck with someone off craigslist because of the horrifying stories people tell on here. I don't want to establish a reputation among the uni fags as some autistic retard just because I have no idea what I'm doing.
>/lgbt/
They'll just tell me to kill myself for being pleb.
>gay community
don't do that
Install Grindr and fuck until you know what's up.
>>25919066
It doesn't seem like there's any getting around it unless I wanna just fap to dank Russian gay porn till I graduate. My uni is in a tiny hick town in buttfuck nowhere and there's well-established cliques similar to high school. Most of the gays and lesbians here seem to know eachother on a first-name basis. I don't think it's possible to hook up with a guy without getting sucked into the fag circle, unless I somehow find another closetfag and have a qt hidden romance.
I've got three words for you, /r9k/
>Qt
>Autistic
>GF
What would be the point in getting any other kind? Women who are mildly retarded won't and can't judge you, because you could just remind them of all their autistic actions. Autism brings a kind of innonence in women, because unlike men, their disabilities bring them shelter and safety from those around them.
See this girl? She has autism. Imagine owning her. Owning such cute innocence.
>>25918781
You a genius anon!
>>25918781
yes
>a woman who is self-conscious and values loyalty
>has self-discipline
>wise
>understands the concept of personal responsibility and consequences
given the choice of a female like that, why would I want an autist as a gf?? an autist with dyed hair no less
>>25918781
I have dated girls who aren't smart. It's not worth it. I would prefer to be alone.
Why do white people pretend that they can't get heritage scholarships like other races can? I legitimately blows my mind. You guys are usually a blend of like 6 different European countries and can use that to apply to numerous scholarships regarding each, but instead the overwhelming majority don't even look and just whine about how unfair it is that other races have these opportunities.
I just don't get it.
I just
don't
get it.
Maybe I should have asked /pol/
Almost all important scientists where white/asian. So its reasonable to assume that giving people from their background more scholarships is more effective for scientific growth.
So, whats the appeal of being cuckolded? I can't judge any of you, (and I'm not, errybody gots a kink) since I have some pretty "on the fringe" fetishes myself (nothing Illegal, just frowned upon). I just don't see where the attraction comes from? I can see being the one doing the cuckolding because...you're still getting laid/power trip. It just doesn't make sense to me.
please explain /rk9/
what about being cuckolded...
with a girl
now thats hot isnt it?
>>25918718
I don't understand, what do you mean?
>>25918766
lesbian cuckolding
your girlfriend has sex with another girl
>4chan is now full of christfag Republicans from /pol/ who watch Fox News
What happened?
/pol/ happened.
>>25918549
Why is there a picture of Bane on their?
Is it because he's a big guy?
Popular culture flipped, so we did too.
>I'm a lonely and sad person
>No, I'm more lonely and sad
>NO I'M MORE LONELY AND SAD
You guys are just like the tumblrinas you hate.
>>25918528
>adventure time
found your problem
Yes, it's a dick measuring contest with the twist of that we actually are quite sad and pathetic.
It's not a new notion, OP.
If you want an idea for your next thread: Robots are like the feminazis they hate for they blame everyone but themselves over their shortcomings.
>>25918528
and you are the enlightened third party observing from the side very epic
http://realestate.aol.com/blog/videos/real-estate/518395971/
Daily Reminder if you looked at naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence after "The Fappening" she believes that you have cyber raped her.
Who /Rapist/ here??
>Who /Rapist/ here??
>implying I want to see that disgusting slut naked
>hfw you post her pics
Does this mean I'm *not* a virgin?
Pressing this button will kill someone on this board.
It could be anyone (including you).
There is no punishment or reward for pushing the button.
Do you press the button?
i pushed
anon was probably a newfag redditor
I push it until I cant
Pretty sure everyone would.
~0.000001% chance it could be you
Anyone else doesn't matter
Even if it were you it won't matter anymore
Hey, anon, just so you know; that hair.. you can't pull it off
Get it cut because you look horrible
>>25918111
You know everything don't you hanekawa senpai OuO
>>25918382
I just know what I know
>>25918111
i know i look horrible but im not cutting it
Post stories of your edgiest childhood moments.
>10th or 11th birthday at TGI Fridays
>mummy, a couple of mummy's friends, the one friend I had and his family
>waiters and waitresses come over with loud bells and whistles and whatnot
>bring over the cake and stuff, blah blah blah
>muttering "alright alright shut up now" under my breath
>waiter with a silly hat and microphone approaches me
>who is this fucking skrub i'll rek him
>"aaaand what's your name, little guy?"
>suddenly blurt out "Jeffrey Dahmer!"
>had only recently learned about him on TV
>waiter looks kinda shocked
>"...ahem, and how old are you today?"
>"39!"
>that shut him up, the gassy cunt
>>25918104
could use some work
>tfw clawed a girl's eye out
>tfw there was no fixing it
>>25918104
Another one:
>be 15ish
>PSHCE class
>for non-britbongers it's basically liberal/sjw propaganda, setting beta white males up for a life of cuckoldery and self-guilt
>today's lesson is teaching men not to rape
>teacher pulls up blown-up stats, says "1/3 women are raped, so that means a third of the girls in this class will experience rape"
>I jump up with my arms in the air and shout "YAAAAAYYY!!"
>expected everyone to laugh for some reason
>no-one is laughing
>teacher gives me the look of death
>tells me to get the fuck out now
>spend the day in detention
>every girl in that class hates me forever
Actually surprised I wasn't punished harder for that. Maybe it's the sort of thing that boys can be expelled for nowadays.
>>25918177
>could use some work
Hold there, wretched fiend
*teleports behind you*
Hold there, cunt
*unzips katana*
Are you seriously implying...
*shoots up school*
Are you seriously fucking implying...
*glares at you with eyes of death*
...that I'm not edgy?
*cowers from group of girls*
>my drunk abusive mom made me desperate for woman attention and I can't get any girls
>>25918079
Will Shouko ever get an animu?
Sorry about your unfortunate family circumstances, by the way.
>>25918079
I am a woman and I am paying attention to you right now. You may masturbate to the thought of it.
>>25918155
I don't wanna get off for it I just want attention and care
