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Who here has anger problems?
>have broken several game controllers by throwing them when I get pissed off at losing in a game
>put a knife through a laptop once because got pissed off at people disagreeing with me on here
>broke a perfectly good electric guitar because I couldn't play it well
>punch myself in the face in anger when I hear somebody snoring. I hate snoring
>seethe with rage sliently in public
>let it all out at home
>yell at family
Yeah, but I don't take it out on others, which makes me better than you :^).
I used to, but grew out of it mostly once I got a job and moved out
Main thing that piss me off is the stupidity of people in video game
>go to google
>type in the color of your hair followed by the word male
Model
>so brown haired person would type in brunette male model
>post your confidence level afterwards
Feels pretty shitty senpai. Wasn't too bad though only had one tear.
>>25914259
Why is it only black guys look good balding?
>>25914295
Nice oxymoron no one looks good balding
>>25914295
Because black skin doesn't show flaws and they have black faces with brown eyes doesn't leave a lot of wiggle room
I'm also balding that's why this thread hits hard
I just woke up at 1PM in a wet diaper and now I'm having tea and reading the boards.
How's your day starting, robots?
>alarm goes off at 7
>ignore it
>miss classes
>wake up sometime around 10
>start a new fallout 4 character
>get bored around noon
>make some food
>eating now
>want to buy cigarettes but broke
>>25914254
>want to buy cigarettes but broke
Good time to quit.
>>25914274
They're my only solace in a pitiful existence.
>tfw 27 but don't want to move out and be away from my mummy and daddy
26 here, i hate the fuck out of my shitty family but i still don't want to live alone and have to wagecuck to support me. There is no welfare in my country enough to sustain myself so i will have to and i am terrified of it. Poor as fuck country, hard to find any job, low pay, no skills. On top of it i have been struggling with depression, anxiety and god knows what else for more than a decade now. I feel really uncomfortable going to the shop let alone having to go to a work interview or work hard everyday, i don't even know if i can since all i can do is play video games, wank and drink all day.
I just wish i could go back to being a little kid, not knowing how fucked i am.
All birds leave the nest if they want to be free
>>25914196
Living is alone is magnificent. I want to quit my job, go back to uni and study writing and write a novel within a year. I'm terrified in a way because I'll almost certainly have to live with roommates. It's going to be so hard to live with people after 5 years living alone.
Who is the biggest loser on r9k?
Stake your claim. Win nothing.
>>25914176
>30 years old
>Retail manager wage slave
>2 time college dropout, 1 time kick out
>No sex with someone who wasn't a prostitute for almost 6 years
>$9.5k debt
>$0 savings being in the same job for almost a decade
>No close friends, barely any social life
>Drink a bottle of bourbon almost every night
>Balding
>>25914211
No one's gonna top that.
>>25914438
What? There are a bunch of people here who are unemployed virgins. This guy has a job and has had sex.
I may come into some money soon. If I do I could buy a small plot of land and there I will build a monastery.
Do any robots want to come and live at the monastery with me? There are a few rules:
>No women whatsoever, you can't be in a relationship with a woman
>No electricity, we lead a simple life with no electricity and we live off the food we grow
>No fapping and no gay shit
>We study the Bible in our free time and every now and then we travel into town and talk to people about God and Jesus Christ
>We do things like feed homeless people with our food and give out clothing we make ourselves
>no women
>no gay
no thanks, your "compassion" sounds limited and conditional and reeks of pretentious feigned righteousness, very unwholesome.
>>25914133
Sounds good, but likely not in your country.
What the fuck is with christfags on every board
>be me
>120 kg
>exercise, start to make healthy choices and dieting
>90kg in 8 months
>Not fit but not obese
>Don't know why I still keep at it
>Losing weight didn't make me a chad
>No point so I eat whatever I want (without overeating) but still exercise regularly as it became a habit and part of my routine
>Can't build that much muscle because still fluffy
Who else fell for the get in shape meme?
>>25914122
>kg
Wait one moment while I look up what that is in people measurement.
>200 lbs
Nigger, you aren't skinny. You aren't even close.
>>25915192
>He said he was skinny
>>25915192
Well technically speaking, if he was something around 6'5+ in height, he could be skinny with that weight. But then again, OP never claimed he is skinny.
one eyed monster
Elephant trunk
purple headed yoghurt slinger
>>25914106
>deliberately trying to waste all the unique sentences
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>have $20 left for the month
>no cigarettes left
>pack is $8
Do I do it? I have rice and pasta and some cans of beans, so I *should* be able to survive until payday.
If you have rolling paper and filters you can go through your ashtray and salvage a few smokes worth. I think you should get the pack and ration it it which will help you lower how much you smoke.
Just get a bag of potatoes and butter and cigs.
Make ghetto mashed potatoes in microwave everyday.
Filling. Delicious. Cheap
buy cigs and 12 dollars of frozen vegetables
Hello fellow robots, anyone here who just recently started lifting weights or been lifting for some time?
I'm getting back into it starting monday, i first started lifting about a 1.5 years ago and did it for about 5 months before i gave up. I was skinny but i was looking pretty good, and was so fucking vascular it was unbelievable how much my veins popped out when i was pumped. I felt so good about myself as well. Anyway, past 2 weeks I've been working on my push-ups which gave me the idea to lift again.
Monday i will start a basic workout regime at home since i have the weights and bars / dumbbells.
Monday
>5X5 Squats
>Benchpress 5x5
>barbell rows 5x5
>Mlitarypress 5X5
>Bicep curls 5x5
>Situps 30x2
>Russian twists 10x5
Wednesday
>5x5 squats
>Militarypress 5x5
>Deadlifts 5x5
>Benchpress 5x5
>Situps 30x2
>Russian twists 10x5
Friday
>5X5 Squats
>Benchpress 5x5
>barbell rows 5x5
>Mlitarypress 5X5
>Bicep curls 5x5
>Situps 30x2
>Russian twists 10x5
how old are you? how do you have the energy to do all that
>>25913911
I'm 21, right now i run roughly 50km's a week. I'm pretty energetic.
>>25913918
you don't work do you and live with your parents?
Holy fuxk my mom literally always yells. All day long I hear her yelling in her room to my dad about shit. She literally wakes up at 3 am from a sleep and starts yelling for an hour before she goes back to sleep
She literally yells when she wakes up as soon as she gets home when she goes to bed it's just all yelling complaining non stop 24/7
I think she wants us all miserable. I think she's miserable as fuck and yells so that everyone else is shitty feeling too because she's a bitch. She even sits there and yells at my cats the other day she yelled at my cat and threw it out of the room and it started running around the house pissed off and getting in fights with the other cat.
She walks by your room and mumbles bitchy annoying shit and mean shit just to make you miserable and stressed everyone in my house is strung out and stressed as fuck and running around on thin ice trying not to piss her off and she's always slamming shit and complaining and telling everyone else what they're supposed to be doing
I just want her to shut up its 6 am and she woke up from a sleep and she's just running around the house screaming at everyone like dude it's fucking 6 shut up and give it a rest
>>25913880
Get out of your house. Or kill her. You have two options. Choose wisely.
>>25913880
Is she hot robot?
>>25915247
Or he could just pull out her larynx.
ITT: Motivate me to keep being a NEET in my parents house instead of dividing my artery.
I'm a 25yo KV with 0 experience. I even lost the motivation to lift recently.
Living with your folks? Lol.
Consider your artery divided.
>>25913745
So if I fill my sink with warm water and put my forearm in there, how long should I leave it in before it's soft enough?
>>25913760
>forearm
>artery
If you died right now, how long would it take for someone to find you?
>>25913580
I told mom I'd come home over the weekend, so probably 4-5 days.
>>25913580
12 Hours, until my mom returns to home.
It's 3:30 am so probably around 15 hours when mummy brings me din din>>25913580
>tfw born with a vagina but hairier than a fucking man
That's hot family
pics?
contact?
>>25913472
Greek or kebab?
>>25913493
are you serious?
>>25913504
dunno, i'm a white american
not sure about my background
Let's play a game robots,
Trips have to send a dick pic to close family member
Quads have to send a vid of them jacking off to their parents, or grandparents
Let the games begin...
>>25913390
Rolling you faggot
no fear faggot
>>25913390
The will never happen faggot, because what your looking at here are singles
