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Do fat people realize what disgusting creatures they are? Why don't they change...they really don't have an ounce of willpower?
Well I don't. I'm hoping I'll die of a heart attack soon.
>>25906991
Not fat here but we're literallly the same u know
>Do robots realize what disgusting creatures they are, describing people unironically as 'disgusting creatures'? Why don't they change... they really don't have any willpower?
>Somebody has obviously never had mayonnaise soup.
I personally prefer mine with a bit of worchestershire sauce. it has more of a tang to it, and changes the color to a dark brown.
>Thread literally about people in /r9k/ trying to be more positive.
>This thread has been pruned or deleted
Why are the mods/Janitors so fucking gay?
What do you expect from this fuckin gay ass world
>>25906981
>board
ttfy
It was for the best. A robot was being way to lewd towards me there.
You like tsunderes, dude?
>>25906931
I love them
>tfw no tsundere gf
s t o p p o s t i n g t h i s
>>25906931
POST THIS ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU!
does any1 else feel like they have no idea what the fuck is going on?
>24
>senior at uni with good degree
seems like everday is the same, wake up, do work (I like this work), then go home bored (so i drink and xanax) to go to sleep thenover and over again but mostly im bored. live with gf of 5 years, but barely see each other because we are both busy and we have different lives now. I have friends, I have good grades.
I feel separated from the rest of the world, but not in a typical sense, i have friends and family and stuff, but it feels like this veil is covering me from the rest of the world and when I try to reach out past it I am overcome with terrible anxiety.
i don't know who am I, and I havent for a long time
>>25906762
>do work (I like this work)
>live with gf of 5 years
>I have friends
You're going to get a bunch of great replies. You're very relatable, especially here.
I feel you man. I just work and play video games after work, all in the meantime telling myself I'll finish my novel later.
I'm begging for something, anything to shake my life up. I've recently moved to a new place and there's plenty of girls here who might actually be impressed I have a great credit score and decent job at twenty years old but we'll see.
My life is feeling like a Mac DeMarco song indeed.
>tfw even when everything is going good something is seriously wrong.
>and things are good only 30 percent of time...
How have the 2010's been going for you
>2010
It was fine year and a fresh start
>2011
Honestly this was just a year
>2012
Cool I guess, fun memories
>2013
Garbage, I cringe at this year
>2014
Half and Half, it was okayish. Fun too. Beginning of a new era
>2015
Good and lots of fun although I got sent into yet another depression
How I hope the rest will go
>2016
Gamechanger year
>2017
Fun year with shit going on
>2018
Another important year, with more big shit
>2019
The grand finale
I'm planning it out tonight, maybe even into 2023
>2010
High school freshie->nearly gets expelled->loses friend
>2011
I can't remember-so just school and tests
>2012
New school->First love-> fucks up->suicidal as all hell->watched algae grow
>2013
2nd year at hell school->major surgery->new love->fucks up again->oh wait not fucked up?->cuddles and hope
>2014
gradutation->long distance hell->oh wait i did fuck up->no more gf->college freshie hell
>2015
fucking mental breakdown but a new gf?
now for hopes
>2016
pass classes
>2017
pass classes
>2018
no really I just wanna graduate and not fail out
>2019
i guess i'll be working for real
>2010
Kinda found out who I was started to make a few friends
>2011
Finished high school, lost contact with most of said friends
>2012
Really good year looking back
>2013
Basically just smoked a lot of weed and did nothing productive, also got (and lost) first girl friend
>2014
Started pretty cool, lost virginity and got first job. Ended up in pretty deep depression/apathy
>2015
Finished higher education, still pretty depressing throughout
>2016
Things are looking quite bright, hopefully they will remain
Don't want to think too far ahead for future years
>>25907007
Fucking goddamn it whyd it post here sorry
also what happens if I fail the not-a-robot?
>tfw have had ADHD since as long as I can remember
>got shitty grades, even though I knew I could always do better
>"You're just fucking lazy"
>"You can play video games for hours, but can't do homework?"
>"quit making excuses and blaming your problems on your fake disorder!"
>get super critical of myself
>get depression
>no medicine on earth worked for me
My mom still always said I was a very smart kid. She was the only one who, regardless, said I could be anything I wanted to be.Sorry for disappointing you, mom
>>25906613
ADHD is code for parents never taught you discipline.
Plain and simple. see how you're blaming other things (anything but yourself) for your lack of discipline and pretending medicine is going to give it to you?
>>25906686
no, adult ADD actually entails a cognitive difference in the brain. this is why amphetamines, personally, for me have worked in motivating me to get things done. I used to have terrible grades until I was put on them in 11th grade, when suddenly my marks shot up to from failing to straight As because of the increased motivation and easier focus it gave me.
ADD deniers are more awful than helpful. Even the most disciplined person with ADD-PI perform worse than people without it.
ADD also gives you an increased ability to improvise. I have the natural ability to improvise music, which many people I notice simply cannot do, or require some sort of training to do so.
http://www.addrc.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/HighIQAdults.pdf
and read this as well
>ADHD
>real
>not just the big gub pathologizing the natural human behavior that is not giving a shit about things that aren't personally relevant to you
>not just the big gub trying to make people feel bad for failing to be drone-trained correctly
Top kekeroo
>"You can play video games for hours, but can't do homework?"
See, no ADHD there.
>"quit making excuses and blaming your problems on your fake disorder!"
Shh anon it's okay. The excuse isn't that you have ADHD, the excuse is that the modern public education system isbullshit
What's your idea for that book you want to write?
I'm not gonna tell you you're just gonna steal my idea
>>25906627
...or maybe you would just do the hard part for me (the actual writing)
I wouldn't care if you took credit, only that my ideas become manifest
I'll have to think about it
The setting is a near future balkanized apocalyptic United States. Society completes it's regression to tribalism and everything is controlled by gangs. for example the surviving population in the northwest revert to a primitive matriarchal Goddess cult, heroin becomes an important commodity there. The south is full of crack fueled voodoo n*ggers. Favorite character is a bisexual Bloods member who literally sells his soul to the devil.
Ib4 Salty manginas parade the thread crying about alimony
I am a salty mangina and I am here to parade the thread, crying about alimony. Wah, alimony is bullshit.
>>25906590
You ever notice how much "going the other way" sounds like gay slang
>>25906651
It's going their own way retard
Obese mom keeps asking to use my computer. Her tablet can't play the bingo game she likes, so any time I step away from the computer or go to sleep she tries to get on my pc. She won't just find a new game and stop spending money online.
Any time I ask her to just play another game she starts ranting about "after all she's done for me". What? What has she done for me?
I've literally had nothing except a roof over my head for 20 years. Never had clothes growing up, no money for anything extra, not allowed to leave my room except to go to school. No social life. My mom just eats, smokes, and gambles her life away. Nobody pays attention to me. Nobody helps me get my life on track.
I've had crippling anxiety from being fat, poor, and not allowed to practice social skills by being outside my room. Simple neglect, IMO. I quit high school due to social anxiety, got a GED, got a scholarship, started going to college, but after one semester my mom found a girl online to live with, and I had to move with her. No college for me.
I've worked for the last 2 years and have nothing to show for it. All I've saved has been given to my mom. I have no prospects for the future. She won't even help me. She just lays in bed eating, smoking, playing bingo.
For her to talk about all she's done for me just seems outrageous. She's done nothing but fuck my life. Am I the one that's wrong here? Everybody else's parents save up for their college, help them buy a car, take them to extracurricular activities, let them hang out with friends. I got none of that. Just a roof over my head.
get your own fucking place you leeching scumbag
>>25906425
Can't afford my own place... Even at minimum wage jobs people act like they don't want me around. That's how bad my social skills are.
>>25906506
join the military and leave everything behind, don't give a fuck about anything else.
If so, post your favorite painting and why you like it.
I love the monochromatic aspect and texture plus it's a self portrait.
>The Yellow Scale by Franz Kupka
>I like art.
>>25906096
L2Tip normie
This is now a Mosaic thread.
the guys there a great but...
>im a shut in autist
>I hate community service
>it costs money
>they dont even haze
>>25905980
>>they dont even haze
D R O P P E D
>>25905980
Honestly, as a senior, I wish I'd joined a frat. I'll be graduating, and I made one lasting friend through college. Even then, I'm viewed as the entertaining funny weirdo of his group. I get shitfaced every night anyways. A frat might have helped me develop better socially. I literally didn't leave the dorm except to chain smoke cigarettes and go to class freshman year.
>>25905980
>guys there are great
Join and you'll be able to enjoy all the the cum in your mouth as you want faggot
If you are to cheap to get your daily dose of semen from a frat you could always join the LGBT student organization and make friends there
After you jack off... can other people smell the cum?
You do wash your hands after...right anon?
My cum smells like candy so if they could, they probably enjoy it.
Yes they do but they love it
I can last 30 min now none-stop thrusting:3
I am hoping that I can build stamina so when I do get a gf I can impress her.
As soon as you actually enter a girl you're either going to cum instantly or will not be able to cum at all.
>>25905813
BB or protected? I had 1 protected sex and I can confirm I lasted 10 min but not immediate ejaculation
>>25905779
Stamina is only, like, 25% of the game, senpai. Also, fucking a tube is nothing like fucking an actual grill.
>we are made from chemicals
Chemicals are made of atoms, which are made from quantum particles.
But what holds us together is much more than that~
All we are is a little chemical sack in a flesh tank. Everything our body does makes different chemicals which simulate thought. Our life on earth is about advancing our consciousness as much as possible while we physically exist.
If you somehow worked up the courage to ask out a girl, would you even know what to say?
>hey
>some small talk
>hey do you wanna hang out and do [whatever you and her have in common]?
>>25905635
Yes, "shut the fuck up if you scream I'll slice open your throat you fucking whore, come on slut struggle it makes me hard" then penis in the butt hole
>>25905684
This OP, what's wrong with some good old fashioned courtship?
