This is gonna be a feels thread so watch out.
I'm considering suicide tonight more than I ever have in my entire life. The gist of my background is I've dealt with depression and social anxiety since I was 14, I'm now 27 and still have not had my first kiss nor have I had any serious relationships. I hate myself and I'm officially done trying to make relationships with people that always end up with me trying to solve their problems only to have them ignore me when I try to talk about what I'm dealing with. Being a nice person has done shit all...
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blah blah blah i'm a bitch nigger who puts his all self worth into a woman
get a job, fago
>>25908165
have a job, not a guy
If you're going to kill yourself at least try something fun first. Quit your job, sell everything you have and buy a motorcycle. Cruise the world. Disappear into the mountain wilderness and live off the land. Go to the Amazon and explore for undiscovered ruins.
You can always kill yourself but I envy anybody who doesn't give a fuck anymore because I could never do any of the stuff above.
Don't mind me, just going to eat some sardines
>>25908036
Do they taste good? Never had em before
http://mouth-full-of-sardines.blogspot.com/
Just had some 'dines. Also had some oysters. Tabasco sauce and crackers. Mmm.
>let my boyfriend suck my toes while i shitpost
>tfw cant help but feel jelly despite lack of foot fetish
>just want to have girlfriend who shitposts
>>25908023
Not even into feet but thanks for the idea OP.
>>25908023
This is faggot bait. I can tell by your faggot lewd picture.
Itt: we discuss the pros and cons of living
Pros
>can do drugs to forget about living temporarily
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Cons
>Have to experience life
pros:
can think
cons:
can think
have to live with burden
1/9999999 choice in being not poor, a Chad, and a good personality
>>25907989
forgot to add for the pros:
>Masturbation
>identical twin is chad
>I am khv NEET
>tfw my family is filled with academics
>tfw soon to be homeless NEET
They never saw it coming
>>25907990
>tfw my entire family except for my mom thinks i'm a useless substance abuse addict
>tfw i'm the only one that managed to get a degree
>STEM, at a top 100 university
I don't know what's worse, the fact my dad is not successful at anything and very dumb or the fact that I take after him.
My mum is really smart on the other hand, she controls everything about my parents relationship.
I honestly think my mum just married my dad because she wanted to be the smarter one.
My sister is highly successful/intelligent like my mum and my dad and I are just NEETs living at home.
>find final year HS yearbook while looking for something else
>decide to flip through it
>find my graduation pic
>my pic isn't even there, it's just some placeholder grey bullshit
>my quote that I gave them isn't there
It hurts
Every single time
Not only was I the dude that literally everyone in the school bullied, even more than the cross dresser
But I went completely ignored and erased...
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>giving a fuck
hs is for normies. i bet you went to classes too, instead of smokign weed and playing cs. you've really noone to blame but yourself for this
Damn that is hard but funny
Who gives a fuck about highschool, you dumb bitch.
You're lucky you didn't even think you had friends.
For most people, they go all of hs thinking the people they hang out with are their closest frieds, and they might be, but after graduating nobody gives a fuck about anybody. The ones who keep 2~ good friends from hs are the only lucky ones.
Hope none of you guys are Cuckalo Bills fans
>>25907678
>go to 4 super bowls in a row and lose all of them
I think they were losing just fine so having this coach will keep with the theme
That entire sideline is going to look like a circus next year with the Ryan brothers, a female coach and a black QB
wait am I on /sp/?
>>25908674
bills been having a nigger qb you faggot
Lets get a robot chat thread going. I'm pretty bored and could use some conversation.
What are you up to right now? Me? I'm just sitting here eating a nice warm bowl of Mayonnaise Soup. How was your day?
>>25907638
What's with the new mayo soup meme? Is it actually a food people eat?
>>25907703
Yeah, it goes especially good with saltine crackers. it is a southern delicacy. it is fucking delicious.
>>25907638
I was going to get back on my quest to be /fit/ today since I've been lazy during the holidays. But I slept on my neck weird last night so I had to put it off to tomorrow.
Currently cruising 4chan at maximum velocity
This is fucking bullshit, /r9k/. Just asked a girl out and she let me down. Fucking bullshit. "I'm going to be busy for the next month." Bet you're willing to make time for that fucking Chad who likes you.
I thought I was going to make it. Some of you told me that I would only fail but I didn't listen because I'm a stubborn piece of shit. I thought she fucking liked me. I liked her and made it obvious. She laughed at my shitty jokes and smiled when I talked to her. A genuine smile, too. Not that fake ass shit. Hell, I asked her earlier this...
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Shit, man, that hurts. It's never good to get your expectations too high until you make it, since failure is always a possibility.
A girl hasn't laughed honestly at one of my jokes in years, at least be grateful for that. I'd love to have a girl laugh and smile with me.
I just ignore women. They are shit. I like being alone. It doesn't happen often but rejecting them feels good. I prefer video games, internet friends, and my irl friend. They aren't fucking worth the hassle at all.
Whores are gonna whore OP. You expected too much of them.
Get rich, do steroids, fuck hookers, be an asshole.
What does /r9k/ think of Bladee?
I believe he is a fellow robot.
I don't know man, I bet he gets laid at least once a week
>>25907614
Don't think so. Listen to his lyrics.
>>25907427
Did you see his new video today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EzSDIIt5go
>tfw your practice gf tells you she "really likes you"
Uh oh
>>25907354
I warned you fucking retards this would happen.
>>25907384
What do I do now?
Holy shit I just wanted to bang and stuff
>>25907397
You fucked up and you have to take the consequences of your actions is what you do now.
Let's list some activities best enjoyed by high test males.
>powerlifting
>sex
>motorcycles
>anime
>hunting
>fights
>building
>drinking
>>25907327
Hey I do one of those!
>>25907327
konata is the only ONLY only creature whos feet i wish to smell. feet in literally LITERALLY literally every other scenario repulse me like nothing else
>>25907327
tfw would enjoy many of those if i had the luck to experience them
>tfw scrolling out lost in thought, without reading any of the posts
>get to the bottom
>f5
>spend hours
>tfw shitting my opinions everywhere and f5ing like a madman to see if I got any attention
I will even post unrelated pictures every time because I know that people are more likely to look at posts with pictures than those without
I wanted to beat him.
But not play into his hands.
I don't want the baby to wake up. I just want to drink.
Post your favorite Mayonnaise soup recipes.
>1 Cup of Hellmans Mayo
>1 Stick of Butter
>1 Tbsp of Franks Red Hot Sauce
>Sprinkle of salt on top
I like mine with Crackers. What about you?
>>25907115
I'm guessing you weigh about 550 lbs.
plz be b8
>eternal fountain of vomit activated
>>25907115
You forgot the jizz.
I just need somebody to talk.
Too bad faggot cause im out
>>25907058
>>25907084
I'm not. What's up, anon?