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Still on that diet robots?
>>25901121
Cut Soda, feel pretty good. Started taking my IBS Meds again, don't feel like I'm going to die anymore.
>>25901121
>just ordered 15 cookies, 8 brownies, and 4 pints of ice cream
>was doing well for 2 days
JUST
>>25901137
I cut soda too. Was so easy, just drank OJ and water for a while, and now I just drink water.
Idk why so many people have trouble.
We went to 5 Guys and I made her carry cheese slices in her purse because the hamburger/cheeseburger price difference is insane. Am I in the wrong for making her carry the cheese slices or is she in the wrong for getting mad?
>my wife
Why are you on a board for virgins old man?
>>25901021
She is venting her dissapointment in your finances. Prepare to get cucked.
I would have carried the cheese myself but it would have melted in my pocket and that would have been gross. I feel like I'm in the right for the purse idea.
What is this website and why does it want to know where all of the money is or ever has been?
Does keeping one of these in my possession put me in danger?
Yes you need to spend that shit rn
dont look behind you op
>>25900931
It's supposed to be a fun way to see how far a bill will travel before and after you have it. A stamp on a bill won't put you in any more danger
>getting new haircut
>hairdresser asks what I want
>just tidy it up
>pressures me into trying sonething new
>get the Chad look
>asks if I like it
>say yes i love it
>its acuttyly shit and makes me look like a rapist
>>25900747
Show pic then...
Well then, let us be the judge
>>25900747
you gotta post a photo now man
So I've been unemployed for about 7 years, last job was at shitty Pizza Hut. Where should I apply?
>>25900566
Subway, become a sandwich artist.
>>25900566
Moar pics nigger
>>25900566
> I've been unemployed for about 7 years
the normies are going to discriminate you for the rest of your life for this, become a self-employed tiler or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1m6h9YJELw
Translation:
Girl
*In the bedroom*
>"oh! that Yamauchi... I saw him not too long ago."
*In the interview room*
>"I want to be an actress"
>"I practice at home by interpreting characters from mangas"
>"I also read linguistics texts at theater club."
Boy
*In the bedroom*
>"Shut up!"
Girl
>"You shut up!"
Boy
*In the interview room*
>"How do i put this? She makes too much noise at home."
*In the bedroom*
>Girl practicing a line
Boy
>"Shut up! you're getting louder every time."
>"Yamauchi, Yamauchi.... It's getting on my nerves, hearing the same thing over and over."
Girl
>"that's because i gotta really practice this text."
Boy
>"it's only one grade, right?"
Girl
>"You do nothing but read mangas"
>"I have club activities, i practice like this so that i can become an actress."
Boy
>"You want to be an actress? Seriously?"
>"you think it's possible? Are you serious?"
Girl
>"absolutely"
Boy
>"While that ugly?"
Girl
>"who's ugly? me?"
>Boy points at girl after she asks
>Girl questions him again
Boy
>"Who else is here?"
Girl
>"Why would you call me ugly?"
>girl starts crying
Boy
>"Shut up! If you're going to cry go outside."
Girl
*in the interview room*
>"So, appearances don't matter much."
>"In japan your face doesn't matter too much."
>"A woman with character and a brilliant personality is capable of walking the path of an actress."
>"perhaps in other countries what characterizes an actress is her beauty or proportions..."
>>25900493
This post is pure autism.
>>25900532
Watch the video lad, it's funny.
>>25900493
Good stuff, I would.
>didn't need the translation.
This language is finally useful.
Daily reminder that this could be you within 10 years if you went turbo tryhard.
>>25900387
Asians are easy mode.
who's he
this is an original question
>>25900515
this desu
i'm an awkward overweight hispanic with not a lot of money and when I went to Japan last year with some friends I fucked three different girls in the two weeks I was there
easy mode
>"You have... self awareness? Well what's that supposed to mean, anon?"
>>25900312
Read a book you stupid bitch
Self-awareness is a eurocentric concept. In Buddhism, the self is considered to be an illusion, and a lot of neuroscientists now agree with that.
It means we are done with this date. Stupid cunt.
ITT you are only allowed to post here if you will be spending Valentine's Day with your special someone.
Please feel free to greentext about him/her and even throw in a picture of that special someone that makes you complete.
>>25900293
She's cute, snarkyfunny, smart and basically obsessed with me and would probably tell me my shit doesn't smellneither of us are even remotely into scat though.
I'm not sure what kind of greentext you meant but I'll just drop one of our first date.
>drives like an hour to come pick me up
>texts me that she's close and feeling really anxious
>I'd imagine she pulled over somewhere to have a little episode and text me about it, hopefully she didn't write it up while driving
>tell her we're going to have fun and not to worry
>eventually, after asking for my exact address she lets me know she's outside
>at this point have showered, brushed my teeth, flossed, lint rolled my clothes and spent the last 10 minutes pacing to the door, back to my desk, to the door and ad naseum
>stride up to her van and am struck by how big it is contrasted to how little she is
>she's smiling a big goofy, scared and anxious smile
>doesn't hug me right away or anything, a little disappointed
>notice she's wearing gloves, feel bad because I had planned to ask her to touch my (really soft) hair
>she has trouble maintaining eye contact with me
>tell her her outfit is cute (it really was, the ruffled skirt, thigh high socks, little boots with bevels on them and a slightly oversized black coat with a bit of cardigan peaking out
>her hair looks really smooth and inviting
>she quickly eeps out a thank you and says she really likes what I'm wearing too (an oversized wooly sweater that's comfy, a shitty pleather jacker that's falling apart, and some black slacks)
>she's not 100% positive on where we're going, so we drive around a while
>her driving is a little bit spooky but I write it off as nervousness- she apologizes a LOT for stuff as simple as going over a speed bump or coming to a stop a little bit late
>talk about how nice the foggy landscape is, some stuff we'd read on /r9k/, etc.
cont...
>>25900293
>tfw I'm in love with myself
D-does that count, anon?
>>25900651
>the whole time she's focused entirely on the road, only stealing brief nervous glances, briefer still if I'm looking at her when she does it
>eventually we decide that the weather is good enough to go for a brief walk on a trial, she punches the location of one into her gps and we head over there, talking more on the way
>the entrance is kind of really hidden among a semi-suburban neighborhood and we end up parking beside a church and walking a fair way to enter
>it's down a sort of big staircase, and it's pretty mucky but the fallen leaves and emerald mosses leave enough to walk on comfortably
>all the trees are preparing for the winter but it's still pretty scenic- really calm and no one else is around
>she keeps kind of speedwalking ahead and then coming to a stop, looking back at me then quickly away, nervous and sort of hiding her face
>tell her she doesn't need to worry, I'm enjoying this, and to just kind of calm down and take everything in
>reach what is sort of the end of the trail- going on way
>double back, she almost slips on mud a few times, I step on a stick and it sort of flips up and hits her knee, she apologizes even though it was my fuck up
>talk about dumb stuff like how I'm a little bit spooked by a shitty babby bridge that isn't even that high up just because there's no railings
>eventually she touches some burs by accident, maybe dragging her hand along the brush
>she seems really defeated and deflated by them, cant pick them out of her glove because they're both wooly all over
>stop her, and start plucking them out, sort of cradling her hand in mine and sliding my fingers along the outside of her hand while I work
>her hands are really pleasantly warm to the touch, as I hadn't been wearing gloves myself
>she seems really enamored with my "obvious nice thing to do" gesture
>walk along the other part of the path opposite where we started for a bit
>a little disappointingly it basically runs right through some people's back yards...
I am Bi-sexsual but i hate fags. They are attention seeking whores even worse then sluty woman, most of them also take part in "beeing the victem" and there gayparades.. jezus christ...
soo I will choose to live my life as a straight guy. a tough mission but I will not act upon my fagness.
Does anyone has tips and tricks in changing my sexsuality from Bi-sexsual to Dominanr Hetrosexsual?
I dont want to go to christian fag camp btw
>mfw you hate faggots while beeing a faggot
>>25900205
shut up fag nobody cares
>>25900205
try not stuffing things up your butt for starters.
get over yourself and don't blame your own dumb hangups on others tbqh
How do I undevelop a trap fetish? I recently developed one and I want out of this ride.
>>25900041
Flood your systems, robot.
>>25900041
You can't, enjoy your new life as a homo.
>>25900041
This should heIp.
what does r9k think of biohacking? You buy all the equipment you need to genetically engineer animals from home on the internet. You can put magnets in your body to let you lift shit almost telepathically. Why not figure out a project that let's you add superior genes and become a chad?
>>25899894
What the hell is 'biohacking'? tell me more. never heard of it before
>>25899894
Something exclusively done by redditors still stuck in the 14 year old "le science" mindset. You can't genetically engineer animals from home, nobody is doing that. Cutting a hole in your finger and sticking a magnet in does not give you telepathy. It gives you a non sterile lump of metal that will come loose and shift uncomfortably about your body. Occasionally small change will get stuck to you.
If you want to work in biology, that's fucking great, get your ass to Uni and then work in research. This is all just meme bullshit.
>>25899971
>It gives you a non sterile lump of metal that will come loose and shift uncomfortably about your body
absolutely terrifying
Any early twenties dudes here hate 18 year olds? They are all evil subhuman little goblins that need to be euthanized. Every time I see one I want to beat the shit out of them.
I'm 18. You can beat the shit out of me if it makes you feel better.
Where are you from?
>>25899923
southeast U.S.
iktf OP. 18 year olds are trash. The females take good dickings though, since they know your age group is superior to theirs. It feels good to cuckhold people you dont like
How will this SJW-trend end? All of these movements die out after a while but will it actually accomplish anything? Will we have our pre-feminism world back?
Social justice movements never end, dude. For something like this to end it takes someone to debunk the fundamentals of it, but since social justice movements are based on emotions and feelings rather than reasoning, there's no arguing against them, cf socialism and communism still being a meme long after all states that attempted them failed.
>>25899698
>not realising that it will enter us into the final stage of gynocentrism, leading to the collapse of the west
inb4 mgtow go away
Not really a mgtow, but I do agree with some of their ideas
>>25900005
Feminism has been huge before and it died down to what we had before it blew up again quite recently.
Communism is not a big thing in the west and you don't see people arguing for it everywhere like feminism.
Maybe it will never end but it will die down to a the same level it was before.
Question is, what will they accomplish before the movement loses power?
Who /stare at women/ here?
who /terrifiedtolookatwomen/ here
I used to stare at them too much in highschool and just like staring into the sun for too long it didn't turn out well.
>>25899660
This x100, I went from being terrified of their gaze in Middle School, to staring down every girl in class in HS.
As of this last year I have been purposefully avoiding every woman's line of sight with my own. However as of late I'm starting to think of women as being less receptive to subtleties like this than I am.
>>25899636
Reporting in. I make them uncomfortable and make glaringly obvious I'm staring at them. They get incredibly insecure and self conscious about their realization of the dingy rags they adorn and can feel themselves becoming the objects they chose to be as their self worth simultaneously plummets
