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What does it feel like to cuddle with the person you love?
Sweaty
it feels like someone took all of the gunk out of your heart, if only while youre doing it
Warm, their body is soft, you feel safe, time stops, nothing matters, no worries, stress or trouble. Then you get sick of them and want your own space and shoo them away. And when you want them to come back you just go on the bed and gently tap the space next to you and make a sheepish look on your face. The tapping will annoy them and force them to come and cuddle with you. And then you shoo them away after three seconds. hohoho
what do you faggots do while browsing 4chan, I'm bored as fuck desu
>find vidya boring
>reddit is le cancer
>can't cost too much money
any suggestions?
>>25904078
runescape is very afkable, it's a something nice to do while multitasking
>>25904102
dont fall into the jamjex trap like this guy.
>>25904078
its a lot more fun when you DUDE WEED LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_3ID9BdUg4
How does it feel knowing you'll never date her?
This is better.
https://youtu.be/9vwZ5FQEUFg
>>25904473
mods....
this guy cheated to give his comment original!
Feels indifferent
>Anon, its just me & you at my parents beach house, what do you wanna do?
that's actually a cropped photo of her standing next to her husband
>>25904032
Women can't be robots.
facts
>>25904313
Anon, my beta cuck bf isn't home, wanna cum in?
Also she looks hot in that pic, her best one yet
What's he looking at, /r9k/?
>>25903605
it is done, op
>He looks out of window
> What appears to him is
His mind begins to race as what the man glances at and what glances back it is something that is interconnected with each other. The soul is a story that from the perspective of the heart can only be told through the ritualistic of time in relation to ones self
>>25903605
tfw no free gf
How the fuck do you make passive income? Most of us just want to NEET it up, but at the same time be independent enough to do and buy the things you enjoy. I just want to be able to afford a decent apartment and a few nice things.
Let's help each other figure it out. I've recently registered 3 domain names and am going to turn one into an online retailer, and the other 2 I plan to turn into a blog/clickbait site. Any other ideas would be appreciated, discuss.
i put money into day trading and got very lucky
bought in on a building with my dad and earn $600/wk from it
i rent out the house i live in for extra income
now i just work a 9-5job just for fun
hOW OLD ARE YOU op? dEPENDING ON YOUR ANSWER i MAY HELP YOU
Ignore caps, not typing that again
>>25903570
Bumping this thread desu family of mine
>tfw no more acne
i've been 5 months on accutane. during this unpleasant experience, i saw 0 improvement on my severe cystic acne. if anything, it felt worse. just 2 weeks ago, i even made a shitpost here about how useless accutane is. then, 1 week ago, it magically went away. MEME FUCKING MAGIC. it just fucking went away within the course of 3 days. this is the first good thing that have ever happened to me in years
i mean yeah, i am still ugly as fuck due to PRETTY BAD scars, but atleast i don't have the feeling that there are tumors under my skin and people will no longer disgusted at the spectacle of my face being full of puss stores.feels good man
post pics
i want to look at ugly people
I know the feels man. Acne was a nightmare, refused to go outside or even leave my room.
>>25903728
sry, i don't want to ruin the little self respect i still have.
is there any reason robots are smarter than normies, or is it just coincidental?
>>25903486
Keep on believing that.
I'm sure it's everyone else's fault that you are a failure at life that still lives with your parents.
>>25903524
this
But for all of the legit smart robots, I'd say it's because high intelligence comes with a higher rate of mental problems
>>25903486
>complete and utter failures in all aspects of life
>smarter than successful, well adjusted people
Kek
Hello Wagies! I hope your life is pleasant, for it would be horribly rude for us upperclassmen to look down on those who do our bidding.
>>25903471
>was NEET
>posted in anti-wagecuck threads calling them idiots and slaves
>became wagecuck
>posted in NEET threads calling them losers and societal cancer
>am NEET again
HERE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE OINK OINK OINK OINK!!!
>>25903471
I'm just hoping one day you'll sit in a cubicle in agony while I'm your boss.
I won't feel any sympathy for you.
And there was nothing your sorry ass could do about it, dumb frogposter.
>>25903573
Key word HOPING
kek why do wagecucks even try, they're just gonna get fucked over by mr shekelstein
>Haven't had a beer in 48 hours
>The tremors are finally subsiding
>The headaches are almost manageable
>Broken my old "cold turkey" record by 8 hours
I just might make it this time, guys
Stay strong, brother. I believe in you.
>2 days is an accomplishment
>>25903581
fuck off cunt, you've probably never truly been addicted to alcohol
Keep going OP
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>>25903395
just let it die jim
our robot overlords dont want generals here
>was on the subway in ny
>Umaru pillow thing
>police thought it was a real kid and shot it
>>25903395
>/yg/ these days
>"Whooa, anon!"
>"I bet you've never seen anything THIS big before, have you?"
what the FUCK is that
originalafbitch
>>25903289
Stop making these fucking threads now
>>25903317
a corndog you dumb shit
HALT
To gain entry into /r9k/, please prove that you are a robot
>>25903248
I have had sex three times, and I have a lot of friends, and Im doing fine in life, but I get sad sometimes and do mental gymnastics to convince myself im a well adjusted robot and come here. I am really a normie, but I act as though, because I haven't had sex 20 times, and im not extremely popular, im somehow not a normie, and I deserve to be depressed. I like to whine on here about how my girlfriend dumped me, or how my oneitis does not like me and only gave me a pity handjob, because everybody else on here is just like me, normies in denial.
If you do not think the above is a robot, you are an idiot
You want real pain? Stop by wizchan /dep/ sometime. Thats real pain.
>>25903248
I'm a 35 year old who lives with his parents.
>>25903248
Glory to r9k!
comrade, Im 28 and a kissless hugless virgin.
Here, check my papers, they stamped them "creep" and "loser" in normieville.
>grinding my weed with my fingers on a trey (no grinder)
>uncontrollably twitch
>flip trey out of my hands on the carpet
>finely ground weed is sprinkled all over my room
>impossible to recoup
>mfw
wew lad you big gay pothead
>>25903222
Nothing of value was lost
Original commmeeennt
Burn the carpet for that sweet high.
I can count the amount of women I somewhat talk to regularly on one hand.
I'm going to die a virgin.
Why should people who don't bother trying get what they want?
I can count mine with my thumbs
>>25903221
The only woman I talk to is my hand.
