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Any neets make music with their freetime? lets post our soundclouds
https://soundcloud.com/annedrank
https://m.soundcloud.com/hentomusic/rise-ft-dikaiko
wubwub
>>25890094
Oh shit it's you again, nice I love your work. What program do you use?
>>25890188
i use a torrented fl studio senpai
If a girl has ever been attracted to you or liked you, you are a normie and do not belong here.
Real robots have never had a girl feel sexual or romantic attraction to them ever.
Isn't this the greentext board tho? :^)
>be 0 years old
>in mommies womb
>qt doctor takes me out of vagina
>spanks me bottom
am i a normie?
No true robot would reject somebody's participation on the board just because of how they act
That's normie shit OP you need to leave
Look what I found! Normalfag shit!
>>25889519
how old are you school child?
>>25889519
God I miss when r9k wasn't full of shitposters and babbys
>>25889544
This is in college.
Who /vitamin d/ here?
Beating the normies at their own game by getting our recommended dose of sunlight from a cheap pill
I haven't had any color in my skin for about 10 years now.
>>25889492
Vitamin D doesn't change your skin colour, melanine does.
>>25889492
That makes it easier to get vitamin d from the sun
>hear praise about Rick and Morty
>"hmm i might check that out"
>first episode
>Summer: "Oh my God!"
>Rick: "Mm, there is no God, Summer. You got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later."
Fucking reallyy? First fucking episode and he shoves fedora shit in my face? Literally Reddit: the show. Fuck Reddit and Memey.
>>25889443
You sound like you spend too much time on the internet senpai.
>>25889443
I enjoyed it.
Faggot.
What's 4chan: the show?
Why aren't you proud of being a member of virgin master race?
>immune to cucking
>immune to marriage
>immune to STDs
>immune to wasting money and time on anyone but yourself
Normies die after a week of being alone and unloved, you've lived like that for decades. It doesn't get more badass
I've always told myself that it was worth, that my whole life of virginity was worth it because I'm immune to being cucked.
It's so gratifying to finally see the same guys who joked about my virginity get cucked left and right
>>25889272
>Why aren't you proud of being a member of virgin master race?
But I am.
Being degenerated hedonistic trash is easy, there's no accomplishment in it.
However controlling yourself, being master of your own body and desires... It takes resolve, it takes a man of an iron will and great values.
>>25889272
You fags are the types to marry the first stupid bitch who isn't blatantly a slut and gives you a chance
>waking up with a wet bed and nothing to sleep under
>3rd night in a row at least
Why did I have to be born with a small bladder?
Drink less the last few hours before bedtime.
Do kegel exercises.
And if it continues, use a rubber-lined sheet.Had a similar problem after giving birth
That's why washable bedpads exist.
>>25889893
Are these discreet to buy online?
I need other bed sheets too.
Who here listens to depressing music? Share please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eK1f6j5bAs
https://youtu.be/VcJDI7a_1lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUCyjDOlnPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyC8xcyBPnI
>live in pooland
>no decend job offers
>only shitty manual labor in shitty weather conditions
>$360 per month
>thats $4320 per year for americlaps
>prices are even higher than american
you american wagecucks have no idea how lucky you are
haha pooland
Go drown yourself in the ganges
>>25888965
Damn, son. I get $74k to sit in an air-conditioned office and play with computers all day.
>cute girl in college (Not cute as in 'CUTE' but average 'cute')
>Maybe I have a chance with her
>dont know how to approach
>remembers advice from my highschool wisdom friend
>"if you are interested in someone,make eye contact".
>me looks at her
>she looks at me
>felt good,really happy
>happened same next day
>felt good again
>this happened for next 2-3 months
>no talk, only eye contact
>maybe she will soon realize that I like her
>some days later,saw her with some guy
>they are talking
>oh...looks like they are talking about me.
>looks like they are discussing something
>guy is walking towards me
>OMG hes fast
>grabs mycollar
>"WHY YOU KEEP STARING AT HER"
College taught me so many things.
Could have been yourslef even harder mate. Shame too you almost had her
>>25889384
Almost had my restraining order.
>>25888878
Are you a fucking pussy? You let a guy grabbing you by the collar like a beta ass faggot?
Just punch the guy in the face is not that hard, she will think you are alpha as fuck and probably reconsider dating the guy you fucked up.
Can I even achieve a happy existence?
>>25888767
You? Nah, probably not.
>>25888767
>Can I even achieve a happy existence?
That depends, can you live virtuously and without the vices that control you?
>>25888767
if you have rich parents you might.
Hey pham,
What's the consensus on the best treatment for this shit? Tried some laser stuff but didn't work great
Confidence is the only thing that will treat this
actually, i know what can help.
its simple.
its easy
guaranteed to work
and make ya feel great
and look sexier than you've ever looked.
all for the low price of 19.99 good guy points.
>>25888733
Do you accept Beta Card?
Is it possible to run away from my small Podunk backwoods rural town and go to a huge city as a poorfag? Life if I get the cheapest room I can find and take the bus and bike everywhere?
>>25888655
Anything is possible.
>>25888655
of course it is.
But just don't lose will halfway through it and make sure you are confident about it.
>>25888655
More of that girl? She's really attractive.
15 minute commute, 15 minutes for the car to warm up. Heh, stay warm out there.
>>25888547
driving, i walk 45 mins to work year round. people are just weak and pathetic.
was subzero temps last two mornings, just die out inept subhuman race
>>25888613
fahrenheit?
>>25888613
I work all day out. Hows that? Yesterday it was -30 celsius.
How does it feel robots? How does it feel knowing that even after 3 years have passed your gf will still want more?
How would you like it if you had to eat only one type of food for the rest of your life when there are all these flavors out there to try. Exactly.
>>25888660
No. She is cooking the same meal every time for him, but wants to go out find a new kitchen and break out the cook book.
>>25888683
Can't even look at things from a women's perspective for one second can you. I asked a simple question how would you like it if you had to eat the same thing everyday when there are so many flavors out there and you twist it in some way that makes her look like the bad guy.
