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I've spent the last 7 years alone while watching the most vapid dumb selfish piece of shit tear through one beautiful young girl after the next, even after he nearly put one in a coma for joking about kissing another guy, while he was fucking other girls

How can I ever stop hating women now

Even my mom fucked a bunch of guys like him who didn't even consider her a girlfriend until she hit the wall and found my dad

Everything is so beyond fucked
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>>25888467

nice try baby honey pun chick pea. you'll never tip this fedora.
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All these people you're talking about are legit short sighted morons
Don't concern yourself
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Sounds like you've spent the last 7 years being bitter. Is it any wonder why they choose him over you?

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Reality is an illusion.
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>>25888434

i don't give a fuck where's my legal marijuana
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>>25888434
>reality is an illusion
>reality is an illusion
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>>25888434
Nice illusion you've conjured up LMFAO

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Do you have a masculine hairline?
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>>25888363
>Going bald
>Masculine """hairline"""
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>>25888384
Yeah, that's right nigga.
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a little too masculine.
similar to pic

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i just got pic related and im a dude, how far gone am i?
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>>25888237

Jam that shit into your taint, bruh
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I guess this means you'll be taking hormones soon?
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>>25888242
i found one of these in my step moms closet one time and put it on my dick when i was like 11 years old, one of the first orgasms i ever had.

haven't seen or used one since.

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>girl I've known for 3 years
>claims to have had feelings for me on and off a few weeks ago
>starting to like her because it was the first time someone had opened up to me
>we don't talk for a couple weeks
>don't think much of it, it usually happens
>last night she texts me saying "lmao guess who I'm dating now LOOL
>get really fucking pissed at how she said it
>" who the fuck cares, if you're going to treat that like some kind of joke then you should fuck off"
>block her

Did I do good /r9k/? Did I avoid being an orbiter?
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Yes you did. Take some tendies.
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>>25888187
She told you that she had feelings for you, because she's already over you and finally had the courage to tell you without consequences. That's not even extraordinary, in normie culture that basically means she's open for a friendship with you for extended social circles. You shouldn't have blocked her for your own good, but whatevs.
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>>25888187
yes gj anon
bloxoxo

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Reminder to remain headstrong in the face of agendaposting. Ignore threads such as the following. Only you can save yourself from being sucked into the cancerous infection that is those who self loath and try to rub it onto others.

>>25876221
>>25887236
>>25887771
>>25883443
>>25872805
>>25880106
>>25887339
>>25885609
>>25883910
>>25887527
>>25884333
>>25887124
>>25885175
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>>25888134
Thank mr. Skelton
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>tripfag doing an agenda
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>>25888199
My agenda is that all of you will love yourself and completely abandon your self destructive behavioral patterns.

>kiss less 21y/o virgin
>finally met a girl on Match after 6 months
>Mesh really well from our conversations
>finally went out on a date with her
>didn't dropped my spaghetti and turned out a lot better than expected
>near the end she eagerly asks me out for a second date
>"sure!"
>see her blush and smile, that flirty shit you see girls do.
>the next day was normal and texted like usual but the day after she suddenly stops responding
>no word of what happened till two weeks later
>"I sorry I've been really busy :( I don't think I'll ever by able to respond or met up again. Please delete my number"
>hasn't responded since

The only time someone's actually interested in me and this happens? I have a feeling she already had a bf but cheated on him and regretted it after our date. What do you guys think?
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>>25888121
Needy
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>>25888121
Could've been any number of things. Your scenario is one. Other are...

>Her friends shit talked you
>She met someone better
>She met someone/other people she wanted to casually have sex with

The reasons are limitless.
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>>25888121
The only time someone's actually interested in me and this happens? I have a feeling she already had a bf but cheated on him and regretted it after our date. What do you guys think?

well
http://www.medicaldaily.com/back-plan-half-women-relationships-have-plan-b-man-they-can-run-away-305186

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With Hillary Clinton having the election practically locked up with a weak competition in the primaries and Trump basically in the Republican party...

Should we make it official and give Hillary Clinton 2016 the official endorsement from 4chan Robot9001? (this is a very respected honor)

The one thing I want Hillary to fight for when in office, is for our voice to be heard. Our voice being those too quiet to speak,
>those who "live in their parents basements"
>have their mom buy them tendies and mtn dew
>play vidya all the time
>have depression issues
>emotionally unstable
>wageslaves
>NEETS
>into chinese cartoonery

Our voice needs to be heard, and it is about time we vote for a candidate that will represent us, and create #NationalTendiesDay

Who is with me!
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>tfw Hillary mommy will give free tendies
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>>25888105
#NationalTendiesDay
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>who is with me?

retards.

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>on diet
>want to get down to 142 (I'm 5 foot 10) for dem awesome cheekbones and definition
>down to 148 now
>I miss tendies and eating
Will I ever get used to this?
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>>25888101
>148lbs
>down to 142

wtf are you made of twigs?
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>>25888101
I was 130 4 years ago then went up to 200. Now back to 148
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>>25888176
Meant for >>25888161
My mistake

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>have an abstract question
>google it
>end up getting deep with wikipedia for three hours
anyone else know this feel?
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same

I thought about when people are on the bleaches screaming and cheering if the sound can move the ball while its in the air
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usually leads into a spiral of depression because I realize I've actually had a pretty fucked up life
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>read something about thinking
>end up watching/listening to lectures and reading Wittgenstein
>think a lot about thinking
>"lol thinking is dumb anyways tho" - philosopher guy who just explained a shit ton of stuff about all the things thinking is/isn't
>cry and remember things from the tao te ching
>make a big watercolor painting and try to fix my computer

it turns out I just gonna reinstall windows. sucks. maybe I should go back to 7, 10 is still sofucked.

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If you had the choice to either live for 100 years but never have sex (but can have a gf)
(when you live to 100, you also age a bit slower, so you still enjoy the benefits of your life a bit longer)

or only live to 50, but can have sex and a gf

Which would you choose?
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50 sounds reasonable as my children will be old enough to not be too wrecked by my passing.
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Is the gf guaranteed? Then 100. I just want someone to tell I love them
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>>25887892
gf is gaurenateed

but you will never have sex my friend

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Is there any point to life for the average robot besides video games and girls?
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>>25887704
Pick up an instrument and learn basic music theory. Have fun.
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>>25887742
Or just learn the instrument. Music theory is a different ballpark.
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>>25887704
I make money with hentai commissions online, the thought of someone masturbating to my stuff and improving my art is keeping me alive tbqh

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>meet cute girl while vacationing in china 3 weeks ago
>im 23, shes 20
>we both live in aus, but im in vic and shes in nsw
>somehow we get on friendly terms
>not sure if she was being nice or actually liked me
>ending up exchanging numbers after telling her i don't social media of any kind
>accidentally piss her off the day before we parted ways

She gets back sometime this week. Maybe shes already back. No contact beforehand because using my phone while overseas is expensive as fuck.

Anyways. Should I wait for her to get in contact with me, or should I just send a small "hey" to her. This could be the opportunity for me to break into normiedom, or it could just bring even more pain. I honestly don't know what to do.
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>>25887608
wait until the end of the week and ask her how her flight was
how did you piss her off?
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>>25887676
Unwarranted touching. Basically took any opportunity that allowed physical contact.
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I just said hi. One and a half hours later and no reply. I thought I could handle not being responded to, but I was wrong.

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Hey fembots, do any of you dress like this? : 3
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Can mods please starting deleting Fembot threads?
FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST
YOU ARE A FEMALE AND YOU'RE BORN A NORMIE.
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Any who says need to be my gf
That's 10/10 no matter how fucked their faces are or how fat their bellies
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anybody ;_;

pls

Do you ever wonder what you look like to other people as if the way other people see you is drastically different to how you see yourself?

What if I'm retarded and I'm just not aware of it?
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Yeah. I'm fairly sure I'm not retarded, but I hope other people see me in a better light than I see myself.
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>>25887435
Some friend of mine and my mother told me I come off a bit intimidating. Usually people stay away from me too.
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>>25887435
Normies have this pre conceived notion quiet poeple, I'm guessing faggots like you, are somehow a threat and should not be interacted with in any way.

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