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>social anxiety so bad can't even go to the shops on your own without being wasted
>post in a group chat
>shake for half an hour
>>29498959
and I have to drive there...
>go to party
>tons of normies
>get nausea
>decide to leave early before I puke
>"where you going anon party is just getting started? Aww man are you already wasted? Okay I get it don't puke in my house man take care"
>Mfw I didn't drink anything that night
I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER
the only reason I'm alive is because I want to make life miserable for people who want me to die
Kill yourself, fucking faggot loser fuck
>>29498919
she's my favorite Dragon's Dogma character
Why dont you just get a dog and devote yourself to serving it as best as possible
Mega Millions: $363 Million
Powerball: $203 Million
Why aren't you buying lottery tickets. Odds are no one wins most draws, but someone eventually wins, and that someone could be you if you buy a few tickets.
If you win you should take the default annuity plan because otherwise you WILL go full retard with the money unless you actually have experience in the finance industry or your family owns an investment firm. Also don't expect it to make you any happier if you win the lottery. If you are depressed before you win the lottery you will be even more depressed afterward.
If dubs I win the lottery and everybody itt begs for items from me and I just might give it to them
>>29498884
I'm buying MM tomorrow. It's only a dollar a piece. I'll late until PB is 500+.
>>29498899
niceecin
Bros I need fucking help. I've been hanging out with this girl. She's a typical looking girl. I'm 26. She told me she was 21, I thought okay whatever that's fine. She's Muslim, but she's super cute. Well today she told me she actually lied and that she's not 21, she's fucking 17. I guess she just matured fucking quick compared to other girls. Anyway I was stunned and didn't know how the fuck to react. I told her I was really upset that she manipulated me like that. I haven't spoken to get all day (this happened yesterday). She's a virgin, never even had a boyfriend. And now she's messaging me saying she misses me and shit. Thank God I never did anything Sexual or even kissed her. What the fuck do I do? Do I just cut all contact? I got tricked into liking a fucking 17 year old. Do I tell her "wait until you're older then I'll date you". Is that illegal. I'm not trying to do any pedo shit here I've honestly just been ignoring her since. Where I live age of consent is 16.
>aoc is 16
>caring that she is 17
Damn the Jews got you good OP. Glad I'll never be such a cuckolded sheep as to believe it's somehow morally wrong to like a girl in the prime of her life.
Is it wrong to drive 45 in a 50 mph street too? Jesus.
you are a complete fucking retard and definitely need to kill yourself
the end
>>29498875
Yea, you're probably right.
OP is a fucking retard if he couldnt tell the difference between a 17 year old and a 21 year old.
Kill yourself you pedo fag.
Hey, /r9k/, do you have an imaginary friend? Have you in the past? Tell me about them! What do they look like, do you talk to them, whatever you want to say.
I have an imaginary sister named Daisy, and she's wonderful.
Come get comfy and chat about your imaginary pals!
Bumping to chat to some friendly anons
hello. what is daisy like?
>>29498846
She looks like those niggas from Zack and Cody.
>we separated
>she got the kids
>she had a new boyfriend within a month...
>moved herself and the kids from her parents house to the new boyfriend's house at the 4 month point in the new relationship
>didn't tell me
>I only found out after joining Facebook
>she makes it a requirement to be in-person whenever I'm with the kids
>knowing that I don't want to be around her
>she's told me and the kids all kinds of lies
>they barely see me as a result
>being in a relationship
you brought this on yourself op
Background please. How did you meet? At what age? What made you fall for each other on the first place? How long were you together? Why did you separate?
age: 23
where: trip back home for current residence in FL
time done: 8 years
why: physically attacked me because I was trying to go to the garage and finish replacing the timing belt on my car. bent fingers back to breaking point. I shoved her away. she called cops. lol fug
>acquire gf
>suddenly tell her I dont like her and break up with her
>mfw I actually liked her a lot
who /devilish/ here?
>>29498814
was this meant to be funny
>>29498825
were you meant to be born, you fucking stupid retard? well done to killing my devilish thread in one fucking reply you piece of shit normie newfag.
jesus christ, everything about your post, the lack of punctuation, the snarky tumblr-tier remark, the only way you could have topped it off is putting a "or" on the end
in short, fucking neck yourself you retarded faggot
>>29498814
leading a Stacey on is one of the best feelings opiee
Every single thread is trying to make you become a jew, a cuck, a gay or a degenerate. Post anything here and you will get a (You). Advice, games, movies, whatever, I just wanna a fucking nice thread for once.
Everyone will get a (You)
I wanna get laid.
I don't know what else to talk about.
Have some nice fresh veg and fruit, then look into filtering or just hide threads.
I hate the summer garbage too, but there's also an undeniable energy to the season- I think the memorable things are born in the summer, good and bad.
>>29497974
We urge you to consider our solution, fellow user. We understand your frustration.
AHHHHHHH I WANNA IMPREGNATE A CUTE GIRL
same desu lmao truuuuuu senpai
same
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29498896
>>29498910
I JUST WANNA CONTINUE MY HERITAGE AND LIVE A HAPPY LIFE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR??
>tfw no RayRay cawk to sniff
Rayray is a disgusting whore. He's worse than every slutty chick out there
I want to cuddIe her
>>29499003
That's a nice fat set of balls there
>Hey anon, you like birds? Haha :)
>>29498624
Yeah I guess, ducks are pretty cool. I used to have a kookaburra that would perch on the railing of the veranda of my old house and it let me feed it by hand eventually.
Yeah, wanna lick my duck?
Yeah, want to suck my dick?
We really did it lads
I love how there is an immediate economical backlash and not just for the UK. Aussies got fucked too.
https://twitter.com/kidd_kong78/status/746215781994618881
LAD
IT WAS JUST A MISTAKE
LMAO
The absolute fuarking madmen
The one time in my life that I have ever felt a kinship with Brit Bongs. Good work, my anglo brothers.
Now let's get Trump into office so we can build that wall!
>Hey anon, why don't you play some nice tunes for us before we go to bed.
rose is shit
we have better waifus these days
"Rose makes me vomit, Nate and all of that. This whole ""empire"". this fanbase.. this """religion"""...
A cultural and intellectual cancer. It is so important that rose suffers... I don't give a damn, I shit on /rose/"
- Lou
2016
Huh, it really makes you think
>>29498390
>we have better waifus these days
truly
how can midlife crisis rose even compewte with emma?
have you ever been in a situation where you'd never see your oneitis ever again?
just die in my sleep already please
>>29498383
why are women sluts?
>>29498396
I don;t think so
some maybe, but I;m sure most ar etotally normal
pls
https://www.netflix.com/watch/70228041
Fembots what would it take for you to give me a chance?
>>29498299
Probably for you to not be so fucking autistic and just talk to them like a normal person
Yknow, instead of going up to a girl, being a faggot, stuttering awkward sentences outand, being a complete suckup, then going home and being all "b-b-buh why won't any girls give me a chance! If any girl had the heart to just give me a chance, I know I would treat her right!"
This leads to being a gross fucking woman-hating neckbeard kike
>>29498299
>Fembots
When will the meme stop...
>>29498334
But we are stuck in these robotic forms...
>>29498334
passive aggressive fembot spotted
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