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How do I start smoking? I really want to but I feel like I'm not enjoying it. I like the first 4-5 drags because I get a nicotine buzz, but then I don't get it. It just feels like a waste of time and I get self conscious.
Related note: I was at the gas station and my heart was beating, I had so much anxiety and just sped walked around the aisles for a few minutes while the 2 cute cash register girls watched. Then I asked them for a pack of cigarettes and they couldn't understand me, I asked 4 times, then I had to show ID even though I'm fucking 24, then after purchasing I sped walked around the aisles again pretending to look at stuff before running out of the gas station and going home feeling defeated.
They're fucking cigarettes you idiot, smoke them.
>>29495193
How do people get addicted to them? I don't understand chain smoking, I want to enjoy them but I don't know how
Mad Men will teach you how to drink and smoke, the psychology behind both activities, and their larger importance in western society
I need an autistic gf
>>29495105
Don't we all?
Hggh
feels relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxTOU_ry3g
Where do you find female autist and would an autistic couple even work
Daily reminder to not listen to anything /fit/ says about lifting fixing your life, and that staying natural is the best way to do it.
Daily reminder that you make more gains in a 12 week cycle of steroids than you can with 4 years of natty lifting.
>>29495102
>lifted one year natty
>Bench went from 105 to 255
>Progress slowed, in the next six months it went from 255 to 285
>Fuckthat
>2 cycles later benching 350
>No negative effects
>Feel great all the time
Tbqh all these steroid haters are just people trying to keep the populace away from gains. Than again, if everybody was jacked and awesome like me competition would be hell.
How do you get steroids discreetly? Don't they show up on drug tests?
Can I get pill steroids
>mom's fat AF
>she is too fat to walk
>she wants Chinese food and I say "hell no"
>she's throws a tantrum and starts pouting like a infant
>starts screaming all fucking day about small shit
>she makes pasta noodles
>leaves them on the counter
>i drain them and she goes crazy because I didn't use the right one
>she starts screaming for Chinese food again to the point of tears
>she keeps wanting to eat despite being too fat to walk
> says.I want to live my last years in peace
>she constantly talks about "can't wait until I'm dead" "i can't wait until i'm away from you"
>>29495088
Nice going op you destroyed her mental state entirely.
>>29495088
Your mom sounds like a stupid fucking fat cunt. I wouldn't be able to handle it.
>>29495106
>marries a alcoholic with a iq of 89
>has me at age 35 after miscarries
>I destroyed her mental state
>4chan no longer feels the void
>just go from board to board refreshing the page every 10 seconds
This dog lol
>>29495060
>Post in like 10 threads
>Threads either die after your post or continue with your multiple paragraph well thought out post being ignored
>Wonder if youre shadowbanned and people cant see your posts at all
>>29495060
Same. Wish I could afford heroin or weed, but too much of a worthless neet.
So what would it take to stop you idiots bumping ir threads?
>>29495057
You sound mad lil white dik. Have fun going extinct
>>29494813
>>29494753
>>29494258
You seem to be distressed friend. Our collective understands that frustration. We observe certain patterns in the lower quality threads that so often crowd this board. But we have come to offer a solution.
Consider the logic in these posts and begin filtering today!
>>29496010
I use filters but it doesn't stop people replying to those threads, which encourages more ir shilling threads. Which any intelligent person would agree, is shitting up the board
>tfw mummy keeps cucking me
>>29495016
Look at how happy she is to have a black bull baby lil white diks are pathetic
>>29495016
She's pretty hot. The goddamn neckwear and everything. I don't understand why this picture was taken though.
>>29495016
I have noticed one thing.
When someone gives sauce about the fake cuck pictures the thread gets misteriously deleted even though it was up for 3h before that.
What's the issue with it? It's just sauce for the pics man, it's all porn in the end. Come on cuck jani.
Hey guys heres some awesome news for you.
Russia is promoting virginity and traditional relationships.They are saying that every time a woman sleeps with a guy they keep their DNA in them and it goes to their child. So they are essentially breeding super chads now.
What do you guys think about this? Why not get a good job and move to Russia?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/russian-sex-ed-video-non-virgin-women-dumpsters-article-1.2566224
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3494419/America-destroys-Russia-Bizarre-Russian-sex-education-video-calls-non-virgin-girls-dumpsters-blames-U-S-actively-corrupting-country.html
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuId-gtLQVs (turn captions on)
>>29495005
A good job would be to work as a English tutor/teacher for people like you.
I do some business there
Based russia, man. Good for them. It's too late for us. We could have stopped it but the generations before us did nothing.
I don't think Russia takes too kindly to your kind OP
Happy/comfy thread
https://youtu.be/QHkGhBTBQ20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUGd5xBEFmc
Always reminds me how much fun I'd have playing this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvG6UrRMFnk
This one just makes me smile, the guy can barely sing he's so happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ7kzrrraVQ
I love listening to Tom Waits just talk about whatever random nonsense or tell jokes when he performs live.
This one especially, I think it's impossible to not laugh. It's just good old fashioned fun.
One cut a day keeps anxiety away
Fuck yeah.
What're you gonna do with all the blood afterwards?
>>29495095
if he is not going to drink it thats waste of blood
>>29495095
Probably feedit to my turtle
>still haven't killed myself
what in the fuck is stopping me? why do I still have the will to live and how do I get rid of it?
>>29494977
You realize that the universe isn't entirely terrible and want to make it better?
>>29494977
Because the world needs you to help us stop black-worshipping SJWs. Once you help us win, you probably won't want to kill yourself anymore.
>>29494977
>>29494977
Will to live =/= lacking the will to die
Ya just gotta NUT UP and DO IT man
you have 10 seconds to explain your excuse ITT.
For coming on this autistic weeb driven bullshit board? Not sure, board is pretty edgy and can post some good memes i guess.
>>29495853
Get out you fucking normie, if you're just going to bitch we don't fucking want you here. Go fill up Facebook with your retardation, we don't want you.
>>29494960
excuse for what
The bunny in this Zootopia movie is turning me on. Does this mean I'm a furry?
>>29494843
people need to stop confusing finding things 'cute' with being 'turned on'
>>29494843
the movie was made to turn on and confuse young boys starting puberty. they are pushing zoophilia on children.
>>29494904
It's like lola bunny from space jam all over again. New generation of kids to corrupt.
>grandma found the pisschips
>mumsy found the cumsy onesie
>daddy found poop potato
>dad found the splooge luge
>Not original
>We got you that soda you like Anon
>>29494724
>go to thesaurus dot kawm
>look up pepper
>actually see thunder there
colour me suprised
I don't understand why knock offs look like shit, surely they can afford to hire people to make a better logo?
>>29494724
Actual nigger of whom is mine.
