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>You get slightly tipsy/high
>You now remember your oneitis.
Every fucking time.
>>29492029
I know that feel Anon. She isn't there with you.
>>29492091
I just want to get over this hoe mang.
>>29492122
Best thing is to get used to it in small ways. Started hurting for ex 4 years after breaking up, took another 4 years to stop hurting. Now 3 years after the other ex, starting to hurt again. Sad, but it's just part of being a man.
I kinda ended up an alcohol and smoking weed all the time, but day by day champ
Robots I need help
I want to make a rainbow shit collage and I need help figuring out what to eat to make my shit have the desired colors.
Any shitpainters here?
flaming cheetos will give you red shit without a doubt
you could probably just eat large quantities of food coloring?
You could always dip your anus in paint that way the desired color should spread onto the shit on the way out
>>29492085
No I need the shit itself to carry the color
Would you save elsa Jean?
>>29491946
depends, what am I saving her from?
Hey, I just watched a few of her videos last night.
She has a massive roastie.
So no.
Elsa is a qt but there is no way life with loser me is going to be better than her current one.
Is edging just a meme? Whenever I finally cum after an edging session I don't feel anything
no it's really serious awesome stuff if you're a humongous faggot and you want to fuck up you dick
t.
>>29491862
Maybe you're doing it wrong? You're not supposed to let any cum come out until the final explosion.
>>29491862
antidepressants fault
>Walk into bedroom
>See this
What do you do?
burn my house down
no demons allowed in this plain
try to fuck it
>>29491833
reeeeeeaaaallllyyyy anon?
one (1) suicide pact gf available
I will drive to anywhere in the US to hang out with you and have fun until we run out of money and then I want to commit suicide together. I'm too afraid to do it by myself.
I'm not much of a looker but I'm kind and a decent cook...
pic unrelated
>>29491754
this is something i would seriously consider if i had money to get to america
what are your reasons?
t. 27khv who lost the hope for the world and tried to hang himself in a forest but the rope failed and i pussied out
come to Louisiana baby girl and We can blow all my money and then kill ourselves
>>29491754
This appeals to me. I would do this. But I'm in Canada. care to cross a boarder?
>tfw you NOW have to type "-squad" into google if you don't want to sift through a bunch of comic book movie bullshit while you wallow in your own pathetic suicidal situation which you can only blame on yourself
>>29491639
thisis a most peculiar feel.
"All according to plan"
-da joos
>>29491639
Margot Robbie's ass makes me want to live for another day, anon
If you get big enough, the feels will go away
Are you even aware of the existence of /fit/ at all?
All lifting has done is give me body dysmorphia on top of the cripple social anxiety I already had.
I look better than 99% of people I see out in public and yet I was more confident about my body as a DYEL.
>>29491848
>and yet I was more confident about my body as a DYEL.
Sounds like something a DYEL would say.
Apparently you never made it brah.
>>29491539
the feels never go away, brah, lifting just buries them deeper inside
Anybody else think the concept of sex is really weird? Putting your dick into a vagina and being so close to somebody else just blows my mind.
>>29491503
Yeah, it's definitely a really weird concept. Pretty much every bodily function is pretty weird, though.
>>29491503
Blows your mind, huh?
That's funny because all it blows for me is my load
Same here, but it not only blows my mind; it terrifies me and grosses me out.
Come to think of it, I never actually tried to get a gf. Are fat chicks usually easier, considering I have no experience also? I'm into big fat asses, I really need one in my face, so it won't be that big of problem, do you have any advice robots?
>>29491463
I'm sort of in the same position you're in. I've tried using Tinder and swiping right to any chubby girl with a decent face, but I haven't gotten anywhere. I'm not really ugly or anything, just skinny and short, but apparently even fat girls can do better than me.
BBBRRUUUMMMPP
fat chicks are too easy for me.
>tfw I never tried
How do you guys cope with this feel? I could've gotten laid or at least kissed if I at least tried, but now I'm a KHHV in his twenties. I don't even want to try anymore. It's amazing to think at least some of the people reading this post have been cuddled, loved, had sex, et cetera and I'm like a child compared to them
why is this meme real? people think their lives end once they think they are a certain age but that's retarded man. stop sulking about it and grow the fuck up, that's the only way you're going to have a good time in life. the chances that you go out and meet someone and have a good time on your own accord are close to 100% if you are at peace and able to have a good care free time. give yourself 3 months of discipline and dedication and your mind will change
>>29491353
>I'm like a child compared to other people because I've never had sex/cuddled/kissed
Yes, in this aspect, but luckily your experiences with the opposite sex (or lack thereof) don't define your whole life.
I do know that feel quite well though. The best way to deal with it is to just leg it go. The more you mull over it the more it intensifies and becomes fucking horrible to have to deal with it. And when you don't think about it for a while suddenly you're like "I used to get mad about this? Really?".
I know this feel, but I won't care for long after the SSRIs and antipsychotics wreak my sex drive
Ultra rare rato do not steal.
Rare nin dont steal
>>29491352
fuck u im posting this on9gag
>>29491573
haha cucked u for the glory ofle 9gag army
Anon, I didn't see you on our workplace barbecue this Friday. Got something to say? That was a mandatory group activity, made to foster trust and companionship among workers, don't you remember? I'm afraid I'll need a written excuse from you or else I'll be obligated to take measures. Remember, this is a team player company and we do not tolerate individualism.
>>29491313
>"we do not tolerate individualism"
More like "We noticed that you weren't at the Team Barbecue on Friday. Was there a reason you couldn't make it? Because everyone else showed up and participated, so we were wondering why you were missing."
It's a lot more creepy and subtle than that. What makes it scary is that the person who is threatening to kick you out of paycheck land and into starvation alley doesn't know that she is brainwashed and enforcing brainwashing on you as well.
>>29491313
This kind of shit doesn't actually happen in the workplace on a regular basis, right? Employers being able to fire you because you didn't go to one of their horrible social activities.
>>29491313
>work in lab
>everyone leaves me alone because everyone is too busy to talk
>pretty much zero supervision
>no "extra curricular" social activities
>no HR cunts or managers breathing down your neck
>no expectations from employees other than "get your shit done in a timely and accurate fashion"
I really lucked out, but not all wageslavery is awful.
Who is your most fapped to pornstar?
>>29491286
holy fuck those lips are disgraceful
>>29491286
It used to be Jayden Jaymes when I was younger. I mostly go for amateur stuffand OCnowadays.
Your mother.
I am original.
time for a drinking thread, for all us miserable bums
I've got some EW Bonded right now, what's your poison?
>>29491169
Why do you look like that?
Get a fucking haircut.
>>29491169
not this fucking faggot bitch
