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Is there such a thing as mail order brides or is that just a meme? I'm so fed up with women right now. They're a waste of my goddamn time and most of them don't want to start a family or settle down and instead waste time with useless bullshit like "traveling" or "going out". I've contemplated converting to islam or mormonism to grab a wife but that's just insanity.
I had to break up twice with two women because neither of them wanted to settle down or marry within a year. One wanted to complete her college education, the other wanted to "wait until she's ready". Women seriously want to destroy the white race, we need to find a solution fast otherwise the next generation will be filled with unhealthy autists and half whites.
My time is worth a lot and spending about 10 hours a week on a woman, either chatting, dating, or talking, in the hopes that maybe or maybe not she is wife material is a fucking waste of my productivity. Can't I just purchase a mail order bride for $20,000 from Eastern Europe and be done with it like Donald Trump? All I want is a family, 2 children, to leave a legacy, and come home to a supportive wife. Is that so fucking hard to ask? Or do I have to wait until I'm 30 to get a desperate used up slut? I refuse to go out with 29 year olds or older.
>>29497065
Yeah it's just a meme.
You'll pay to get them here and take care of them. But they don't fucking need you.
They're women in America. There is literally never been a better time and place to be alive for them.
They'll divorce you soon enough (or just screw around and force you to divorce them). It's part of their plan since the beginning. You think they want to be the wife slave of some loser robot? They don't. And they don't have to. Once they're here, they're free. And they absolutely don't need you.
They could drop them on the shore with nothing but the clothes on their backs, they would enter the city and acquire a higher standard of living than you within a few days.
>>29497234
There's like a 2 year period before they get full citizenship. By then they're locked in with 3 kids and it will be hard to get married again.
>settle down or marry within a year.
moron
The Weeaboo virus has taken over my body I can feel every ounce of the human I once was draining from me.Is there no hope for me
>>29497050
Embrace it. Just don't be a faggot and don't talk to anyone about it outside a club or the internet. Refer to anime as TV shows in public. Problem solved
>>29497080
>Implying I talk to anyone offline
are you aware what board this is
>>29497050
it'll run it's course and the novelty wears off
otherwise congrats your another mindless drone buying useless shit
There is a Chad cat that keeps attacking my poor black robot cat.
He's really small and doesn't like anyone except me.
He fights back a little bit when they engage in epic battle but mostly he just runs away because he's no match for Chad.
What should I do?
Pic is my cat.
piss on it to establish dominance
don't let your cat outside you fucking retard
>>29497035
train it to become a chad
/r9k/ seems kinda peppy right now
shilling is nothing new on here. I'll take it over the relentless 'blacked' threads though
>>29497099
Blacked threads? I'm not new but what does this mean
>>29497130
You are new, but anyway blacked is a porn website that makes pornos of black men fucking white women. There is constant race shilling here so it seems like the logical step for shills.
What the hell do normies wear?
you just asked your question
>>29497001
Dudes wear hoodies+jeans/trackpants in winter, shirts and shorts in summer. Girls wear whatever uniform is in at the moment.
Just fucking take a peek out the window, man.
>>29497001
I want to fuck that walrus
Queue music, chat, watch videos (and meme hard), come on in! Orbiting permitted.
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Hello Donatello, this is how I feel right now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs
Will you help me?
just in the nick oflime
we may be divided, but never broken
Why do so many people hate capitalism, is it not the best system we have?
>>29496987
Capitalism is inherently flawed; there will always be inequality and exploitation under capitalism. Most communists believe in making their "good idea on paper" work, whereas capitalists just say, "it's not the best idea, but it's the best we can do".
>>29496987
Freedom and equality are synonymous.
Freedom = Not being coerced or subjugated
Equality = The absence of coercion or subjugation between people or groups of people
And capitalism provides neither of those states as the dynamic between a property holder and the propertyless is inherently coercive and exploitative.
A small group of people seize control of the resources, live like kings and then brainwash the commoners with bread and circus (rap music, hollywood).
What's your excuse for letting Barbara die?
Carlos Chantor rides again
>>29496966
who wants to be the next troll to screw him over?
i'm gamed
>>29497077
Chris is one of us.
>finally managed to get a girl to add me on skype
>she ghosts me after the first few hours of talking
What was her name?
also show pics
>>29497083
I don't know and I didn't get pics
just sucks
I always get so excited but it never ever is worth it
>>29497146
did "she" know it was you?
UK left the EU. They just collapsed the world economy because they're afraid of people with dark skin.
>>29496909
Back2tumblr
Gg
>>29496909
I know this is a big deal but i dont know why or care.
Does the big bad UK leaving the poor EUs mean world doom?
Does this mean I can finally have my post apocalyptic dream life?
The US dollar wins again
>yfw you realize meme magic is real
>got cucked before it was a meme.
Meme magic is reaI?
>>29496876
>Mrw seeing people try to give meaning to their shitposting
Help me /r9k/ there's this fleshy fling at the back of my throat and I have no idea what it is, I can't cough it up and I can't swallow it, apologies for the tongue
>>29496827
did something break in your mouth wtf
tweezers and yank it mang
>>29496827
pharyngitis you gross fuck maybe stop drinking out of the toilet OR brush your teeth once in a while
What game should I play?
>>29496826
russian roulette with a full cylinder
>>29496826
FF III
>>29496838
Is that Sabin?
Who else here sweats easily? Any trategies or treatments for it? How does it interact with your life?
>looking for some help
chronic ass sweat, people always ask me if ive soiled me buckers
The rest of my body is fine but my hands sweat so bad. Can't use the thumbprint unlock on my phone because I'm always too sweaty for it to work.
>>29496813
I keep sweating from my fucking hands. Always in social situation. I can't shake hands without people going "ewww WTH?". There probably is a remedy but I don't know. I don't need to shake hands often anyway.
daily reminder if you want neetbux, youre gonna have to play the game.
I am in this picture because I wanted more neetbux for my autism/simbiofonix spektor-mcmillans disorder and signed up for ticket to work.
>tfw just got a job as an apprentice to the top guy in the meat department at a major grocery store
>tfw they got bought out by an even bigger grocery store
>tfw in 1-2 years I'll be able to go to one of their huge places in cali and make $40+ an hour as the head of the meat department
Even at the $16/hr I'm making right now I'm slaying you NEETs. What are you guys taking from me when you think of the bigger picture? .01 cents a month? Lets be real though, most of you NEETs aren't even on government money. You're living with your parents You're eating what they feed you, watching what they'll pay for, and fapping on the internet that they pay for. You're less free than wageslaves. Enjoy having the bragging rights to sitting on 4chan for 16 hours a day tho :)
>>29496915
btw I'm only 22
and I'll also never have to take a picture with a group of retards so I can suck money from the government
>>29496915
$16 an hour is literally nothing. You could almost make that panhandling.
Do you even pay any bills yet?
