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What happend to straight men's sexuality?
>>29500781
Feminism happened. A whole generation of its demonization.
>>29500781
*BBBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPpppppppppppp*
>Oops sorry, anon
>tee hee
It's just that traps are far more feminine and likeable. If he has a cute feminine penis that's a bonus too.
how do radical feminists who are against prostitution propose ugly males get laid?
they don't want ugly males to get laid
they don't even think about ugly males or consider that they exist
>>29500649
>>29500665
Tbh, "getting laid" should not be considered a human right, so it's not like feminists are wrong on this one.
I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.
>feminists
>caring about males
I fucking hate this place but I can't stop coming here everyday
I fucking hate everything about this board
I love you too baby
>>29500645
Yeah I hate everybody on here, irl i'd be getting in fist fights with you assholes but i'd probably lose...at least I can get punched in the face and not run away.
BTW how many poeple on /r9k/ have been punched in the face hard/knocked out? I've had my nose broken once, my brother has had his nose broken so many times he knows how to pop it back into place. I'm no tough guy either... just white trash.
>>29500645
But you hate yourself most of all. You've fallen into a cesspit of self-hatred, you poor bastard. If you can find the strength to claw your way out you'll be doing yourself a tremendous favor.
>Dad found the fart fridge
>>29500456
I'm sorry, he found the what? You can't store farts, can you?
k
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>pappa found the box of contained containment containers
can we have an aus thread?
what's everyone up to tonight? i'm just having a quite one by myself (as always) drinking and playing skyrim
Sounds boring cunt
Nothing, wish there was something to do outside. Adelaide is so quiet in winter.
>>29500703
Aye I am from adl too, its fukn cold tonight and even my dog doesn't wanna go outside
Who /cuckfetish/ here?
How do you deal with having the most degenerate fetish?
How do I get rid of mine?
> dont watch cuck porn, you are only making things worse
> try to watch lesbian porn exclusivly, removing the ""bull"" will probably help you
alternativly shoot yourself
>>29501046
No. Stoplease watching porn entirely. Porn in and of itself is cuckold tier. Think about it. You are pleasuring yourself by watching OTHER PEOPLE have sex. We didn't evolve to watch other people. We evolved to do the fucking ourselves. If you must fap, close your eyes and use your imagination.
>>29501087
You're right, but your reasoning is moronic. He should stop watching porn because his addicted brain must be de-fucked
Tinder thread robots?hope she has some spicy memes
>>29500394
>meme enthusiast
wouldn't touch that thing with a 10 foot pole
>>29500394
>Security officer
>4'11
>Likes all the things she thinks Chad will probably like
>Gauges
>Meme enthusiast
>Soulless stare in her eyes
>Cutter
2/10 would not bang
>>29500424
>cutter
Where? I see the big ass tattoo, but no cuts? Still wouldn't touch tho, just want some memes.
My cock is all stinky from cumming and sticking it back into my pants, what do I do
>>29500348
do you think a prostitute would suck the stink of my cock
let me /sniff/
are you at least qt like RayRay
>>29500348
Get your gf to lick it clean
>Anon how do you have a gf yet
>yes
>I'm actually a KHV
BTFO NORMALSCUM
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>I don't
Get fucked roastie slut
>>29500313
>accidentally walk into the bathroom at 2am while my brothers gf is shitting
>turn the light off as i walk out and close the door
>go back into my room and laugh
>be HIV positive
>fuck escorts without telling them
why do females always do the peace sign at the camera
There are six hits of acid hidden somewhere in my apartment and I can't remember where. I'm pretty annoyed by this because I wanted (some) of them for this weekend.
Quirky and unique
>>29500334
>unique
not really, every female does it
What's the nicest thing a roastie ever said to you?
"Anon, you want to have sex?
>>29500253
>"You are special."
>>29500253
"Want to hookup"
"Want me to suck your dick?"
t. 19 year old KHHV
>hurr im autism pro i am smarter than normies
Let's see if autists are as smart as they say..
:)
>>29500212
The answer is 22
>>29500212
Go back to /pol/ turkroach
>>29500212
>>29500212
42 now go to bed
I'm hosting a party tonight, can you guys recommend some good local multiplayer games ?
What kind of party?
I remember having a fuckload of fun with Timesplitters.
Wipeout might be good too, I dunno.
As normie as it sounds CoD zombies is pretty fun too when you're playing with people
>>29500202
Gang beasts is pretty goofy
>>29500221
A playing games while having a few drinks kind of party. 10 or so people.
>feel empty and dead inside
>It will never end
>>29500197
Don't cut yerself with that edge
>>29500343
Just slice my throat sensei
whats wrong with that dudes cheeks?
>tfw black
>tfw small dick
>tfw one testicle
That's literally why I haven't lost my virginity or even talked to a girl in years.
>>29500189
>one ball
Hitler had one ball too, and he conquered Europe.
>>29500189
Must be extra shitty having a small dick as a black guy since every girl expects you to be hung
>>29500316
And he was a virgin (although nlt because of one ball)
