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If 4chan was a sentient being what kind of asshole would it be.
it could very well end the world as we know it
4chan isn't full chaotic evil
If anything it'd just be insulting everybody behind their backs and just generally being rude and edgy
is this something that exists? a 4chan bot chat thing like that google bot would be fun
Dont worry anon i dont care about size its the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat.
>>29502068
>virgin
Yeah, no.
Stop making these fucking pathetic threads, you failed normalfag.
Those who worship the pussy belong on /pol/, with the other blue-pilled tradcon faggots. Get over yourself already and stop blaming the world why you can't get what you want. Accept it or fuck off.
>>29502068
she has beautiful feet
>>29502188
>blaming the world
>not something all liberals do
tard
>tfw want to learn either skateboarding or boxing to help with self esteem
>too scared of chads laughing at me for failing to even start trying
>>29502043
You have to be at least 18 to come here
Chad's won't laugh at you if you're serious in learning a martial art, but I would suggest getting a little bit fit and flexible before you do.
>>29502402
can you help me get flexible ;)
who /socialist/ here?
Proletariat uprising when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVNQ13f4qzM
National Socialist here. We need to rise up and end the bourgeoise capitalist Islamisation of Europe and take back our white homelands.
ancap here
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>>29502085
>ancap
Good goy.
l only want to be safe and warm
>>29501933
to cho tutaj
I just want some head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple.
god i just want a hidden hut in the woods with infinite supplies and high speed internet is that really too much to ask?
What good is a sex drive if you have nothing to use it for?
when you say nothing, you mean gf problems or penis size problems?
>>29501917
Well in the wild, we would be driven by our sex drive to find a mate and reproduce, even if she was not willing. Unfortunately in human society that is a felony
>>29502061
think >tfw no gf
problems.
>mfw have a date with a 44 year old woman tommorrow
>>29501905
She's gonna eat your dick
>>29501905
You won't be able to get hard.
>>29501914
>>29501957
just getting lunch by the lake
no secks
My Robot Friends!
This page shouldn't be about being miserable but to rojoyce in being fortunate enough to be a robot!
Its a life where you can think detached from emotions and be rational and not have to follow all the normie shit they waste so much time on.
Me happy to be a robot, compensate for the deficiencies where you can and accept the rest as it is, its worth all the benefits of this lifestyle!
Share benefits of being a robot? things your proud of? tips to blending in with the commoners?
Cheers
Yes. 6 carbon 6 neutron 6 electron is I!
>>29501888
Eat clown shit on a cake.
It tastes funny.
>>29501888
Check'd
I have never had a sexually transmitted disease.
Due to constantly working and still living with my parents at age 35 I've managed to save up a considerable sum of money.
As for blending in with the commoners just keep quiet and mind your own business, if they adress you - just try your hardest to be polite and don't speak any words more than necessary.
Why can't you trap lovers just admit that you're gay, how could you possibly fuck a trap in the ass and then cum all over them and claim that you're not a huge faggot?
Have I gone mad?
who cares, really? it doesn't matter
I don't want people thinking I like normal dudes, much simpler to just say you're straight.
You do realise that no one gives a shit about which label you decide to slap on us, right? We're not sexually insecure faggots like you.
>hey anon. I really enjoy our time together, it makes me happy knowing that theres someone on earth that wants to be near me. I'm sorry if I sound dumb but I just had to tell you... I'm not like those stupid roastie whores, I'll be your friend forever!
>>29501851
Thismakes me wish i had a friend
>>29501937
Im sorry anon
Orgigidal
>>29501851
I'm getting really tired of this homo and his threads.
FUUUUUUCK I JUST WANT TO GAIN SOME WEIGHT AND STOP BEING A BETA SKELLY FAGGOT BUT WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE SO FUCKING BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
holy shit op are you me
who else /hates food/ here
>>29501910
Me
Why do people like eating so much
>>29501838
Eating is one of the finest pleasures in life you worthless plebian
It's not hard to gain weight either. Just eat a bunch of potato chips you stupid twat
Can God be black= 148
Miracle= 148
>>29501836
>tfw ywn be his white bitch boi
cunt looks like he's about to do a chest burster from a massive dildo in his ass
>>29501836
reminder that the gematria is jew magic
Stacy's eggs are available to you too for only 7.999,00 while Chad gets to pump her full every night.
How does it feel robots?
>>29501800
>moon face
>stacy
I'm crying anons.
>>29502394
forgot the originale
in 40 years everyone is going to be a chad or stacey. everyone will be like 7 foot tall
they are going to engineer babies to be perfect. even average people of our time will be seen as disgusting or something. these new generation of people will be very smart but at the same time they will not respect us. they will see us as garbage because they see themselves as gods even though we created them
In 40 years we're all going to be 60 or at least for most of us dead. Who cares.
>tfw you will never fuck a 7 foot tall girl
>>29501858
Look around some brothels. Make inquiries. You will have your dream.
but...also gender queer
>>29501789
Anyone see the one where the fat nigger said he was pregnant?
www.femdick.com
>>29501797
We all did. I still don't fucking understand how that got into the video. That is literally one of the prerequisites for having a mental disorder.
