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Why don't normies just die?
>>29497685
>implying robots would even get along
Could we? Could we have a functional robot-only society?
>>29494813
>>29494753
>>29494258
Purge them from this board. Consider these posts and begin filtering out the cancer. You know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.
>>29497698
No
robots are formed because they are the outcasts. if everyone is an outcast, then everyone is normal. thus, the robots would over time tier themselves into another chad/normie/robot system, where the best of the robots are the new chads
I like how women exist to serve men.
When it comes down to it, women enjoy being subservient, it's in their nature to want to serve. No amount of feminism can ever change that
>>29497630
Feminism freed them from the betas to which they were equal to allow them to be subservient to Chads.
>>29497718
REEEE CHADS
>>29497630
Oddly enough this is true.
They get a ridiculous amount of pleasure from being a hole for you.
Why do they innately respond like this?
Dr Waifu
>>29497608
worst girl
this is the best junk-food waifu
Junk foods are sluts and don't deserve a proper committed relationship.
>>29497877
actually most of r9k would probably prefer this whore
I mostly scored low because I'm schizophrenic. How privileged are you?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you
>>29497531
I already did that one. I had 36. I'm a cis white male scum, but my family was poor and things didn't go so well for me. I lost privilege points for atheism also, but it's silly. It never bothered me.
>>29497531
>https://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you
29/100
well fuck me
White, christian, straight, answered honestly. Parents are poor and I pay for school myself (community college). I paid the electric bill this month, for reference. And I only work part time.
Can I have some of that privilege everyone says I have? Id sure like a car that isnt older than I am, a 4 year university, no social anxiety, a gf, and a job that gives me 3x the hours.
Santa pls
INDEPENDENCE DAY edition
WELCOME BACK TO THE FREE WORLD, BRITBONGS
>>29497356
>tfw there was no custom OP image
maybe i should have stepped up desu
Americans should fuck off to be honest
*blocks your path*
*unsheathes katana*
>>29497344
Ah, a fellow student of the blade, I see.
>>29497344
>grabs blade
>beats you with the handle
HALFSWORDING, BITCH!
>>29497368
"student", heh...
if only you knew... kid..
>STOP LIKING MUSIC I DONT LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What music do you like op
>>29497333
>listen to yung lean
>he is a dick but his music is good
>>29497347
the police, foo fighters, nirvana, pearl jam, etc.
except when im hyped i like
DRI, Suicidal tendencies, black sabbath, and a bunch of sludge/doom/stoner metal
>that chad who was actually nice to you in highschool
>that kid who skated
>that kid who committed suicide and left a tumblr-esque suicide note on their social media accounts
>that kid who put bleach in a water gun and shot it at people as a "senior prank"
>that kid who changed a teacher's desktop wallpaper to a girl getting fucked and got expelled for it
>that kid who thought he was the funniest guy and flocked all around the girls thinking he was popular, but in secret everyone hated him
I kinda feel sad for that kid. There was a party where TECHNICALLY everyone from the class got invited after we graduated from our last highschool year. I didn't go because I don't like parties, but I learnt from a friend that kid went late to the party. He got kicked out in seconds and somebody spat on him, and had to go back home, alone.
>>29497475
This was mostly retards at my school
>>29497327
>that kid who changed a teacher's desktop wallpaper to a girl getting fucked and got expelled for it
Holy shit OP
my gf just sent me pic related. what did she mean by this?
>>29497306
Sup captain cuck.
>>29497306
>has a gf and goes to this board
>asks this board for girl advice
Please fucking leave.
GO TO /adv/ AND FUCKING LEAVE US ALONE
the d bag all the way on the left (gross)
who /caffeine addict/ here?
me, Love my coffee in the morning and usually another pot at night...
I've abused caffeine for years.
I had to cut back once after I went in for a checkup. The nurse was surprised I was still a functional young man, what with my outrageously high blood pressure.
I used to have a full pot in the evenings when I woke up, energy drinks all night, and a pot when I was starting to settle down for the morning and eventually go to sleep, IF I could sleep. Sometimes I would stay awake for another day or two before I crashed.
Now I abuse drugs along with my caffeine, though just not as much as before.
>>29497284
>tfw only drink espresso never drip or instant coffee
espressomasterrace
>tfw got a new job
>notice qt girl who works in another department
>one day I'm behind her at the clocking station
>see her name
>look her up on FB
>we have the same interests, same taste in music etc
>tfw can't talk to her about them because she'll know I looked her up
>our departments aren't even related so I have no way of getting to know her
>have to walk by this qt with my same interests every day knowing I'll never be with her
>tfw wondering if she even notices me
I just want a best friend I can also hug and kiss is that so much to ask for?
Trying listening to music while clocking out or display your interests on some way
>>29497243
Why don't you just start up a convo
>>29497243
Hum a song she'll recognize as you're clocking out
>be preteen me
>friends are getting gfs and bjs
>get invited to parties and hang outs
>instead go straight home after school and write comics to entertain myself
>some days I would go play in the woods behind my house and explore it by myself for hours.
>used to make sweet staffs and pretend I was a wizard or a knight
Was I autistic? The woods was so much more fun than talking to people. So quiet and full of awesome sticks.
>>29497222 (praise kek)
Youre normal.
Playing in the woods is what we always have known as healthy and pretend games are good for you.
>Was i autistic
Lmfao autism doesnt go away bro
I wish I did that. I wish I never found runescape
Post-irony is the aesthetic of today's cultural elite
It's also the perfect reaction against the disgusting shit that the boomers have wrought upon this society, culture, and politics over the last 40 years
Anyone who's browsed r9k consistently over a period of more than 6 months probably lives at least a bit of a post-ironic lifestyle whether they know it or not
>>29497181
yeah I actually ascended to post-post-ironicism
dead serious
>>29497264
Isn't that just New Sincerity?
Like the way in which about a third of /pol/ supports Trump?
>>29497181
oh my god
this is me
I've been on hold with NEETbucks for the past 25 minutes listening to a 1 minute classical loop.
Is it worth just getting a job instead of dealing with these incompetent fuckers?
>>29497135
>jobless NEET sucking on government teat as the only means for survival
>calls others incompetent
top fucking kekles
>>29497135
>beg some useless government worker to give you neetbux by convincing them you are what they want to see, even though you aren't
>beg some useless HR manager to give you a job by convincing them you are what they want to see, even though you aren't
same shit, different asshole. At least with neetbux you don't have to get up early.
>>29497135
If you can sit on hold that long, you can work a desk job.
Does anyone wanna play some Xbox?pls
I have a PS4 so I can't.
Who here /misseshalo3/
I have a PS3 anon so I can't either
