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In the past decade, fedoras have become the biggest fashion faux-pas that normies love to hate. Wearing a fedora publicly in 2016 will guarantee strange looks from males, and giggles from females, but now that fedora-core is at an all-time low, it is the perfect time to start wearing fedoras and fedora-core items ironically. Much like how "nerd" and "gamer" cultures went from geek to chic, fedora-core will make the same strong push to mainstream fashion. Expect:
>mostly trilby's. Trilby's are a staple of fedora-core because they are most often mistaken for fedoras.
>other, more exotic fedora variants will be acceptable due to the ironic nature of this trend. Bowler, and top hats will be common.
>long coats, and blazers with graphic tee's worn underneath.
>cargo pants/shorts
>knockoff watches, and other fake jewelry.
>"manly" beards and old-time moustaches will carry over into ironic fedora-core
>ironic uses of "fedora" phrases such as "m'lady" or psuedo-intellectual speech and debate.
>pinstripe patterns on everything, much like how flannel plaid patterns are used now.
It will start off ironic, but in time, as the novelty of ironic fedora-core wears out, bits and pieces of it will integrate itself into normal fashion, like nerd glasses, or hipster scarves. The ironic nature of this trend will fall off, and people will genuinely enjoy fedora-core once again. You may have missed out on hipster, nerd, scene, swag, and goth chicks, but you won't have to miss out on ironic fedora babes. The power is now in your hands to take advantage of this knowledge.
"nerd" and "gamer" culture was never popular
that was a fiction invented by the media, like satanic ritual abuse
I don't think that anyone here actually dresses like the amazing athiest, probably just jeans/cargos and a hoodie
>>29495854
>"nerd" and "gamer" culture was never popular
you are very out of touch with millennials.
>>29495660
I see ads for fedoras more often in public now, and I also see people wearing them here and there.
>>29495854
>"nerd" and "gamer" culture was never popular
You're a stupid moron.
Anyone wanna chat on this Thursday night? Can be anything. I am here.
I love to chat, where shall we do it?
>>29495616
How's it going?
What have you been up to today?
A little about myself
>24 almost 25
>no gf
>lonely almost no contact with people unless at work
>be a wage cuckold
>make pretty good money but stuck at home
>getting old getting uglier
I'm running out of time no dating experience maybe to late to even try
Good old feels thread. Go.
>Get thread
>Get singles
>be alone at 4am shitposting on /r9k/
>just like every other night
>with little hope for the future
>>29494813
>>29494753
>>29494258
You know what we need? More good feels on our own board. And you know what? Our collective understands that need. We have come to offer a solution friend. We notice that these threads are hard to come by, even though they are especially needed in these uncertain times. Consider these posts and begin filtering today!
>want to listen to some mindblowing, life-changing electronic music
>can't find anything but repetitive UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ shit
it's all untz untz untz shit but once you listen to it enough you learn to filter it out and you get an ear for recognizing the differences between different songs and genres and the lie
I don't really think OPN is mindblowing and life-changing, but it's still pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be67Sb4S-ec
Check out Autechre and Tim Hecker as well.
>>29495599
I've been listening to a lot of Vaporwave/Outrun lately because I'm a pleb.
>MOON
>Perturbator
>John Carpenter
>Kavinsky
Real entry-level pleb shit. It's fun.
Who here /dxm/?
I just took 225 ml of HBr in syrup form, with no shit ingredients like guaif added. Also took 50 mg of DPH half an hour before just to help with nausea, but I have a pot to puke in if that fails.
Here's what I listened to last time I tripped. If you got any cool DXM-fitting music please share.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBKjhgHGVZs&list=PLV5Dj2xlNnONJWlHRLnxoEDHp89rKoNpO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTziEYjkCAY
>dex tolerance so fucked that 900 mg is a mild second plat
Pls kill me
Heres some good dexxing music anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjBR92XlorQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9nrhfaGB_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vEL9ltCl64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2t-mYRiMNM
https://lucifear.bandcamp.com/album/-
>>29495805
Shit dude, how long have you been robotripping? How often do you use it?
>>29495858
I'd only been using for a little over a year, but I was dropping third plat doses 2-3 times a week, with some weird couple day long delsym benders mixed in here and there, for about six months straight. I switched mostly to RC dissos after a while tho because syrup/gels can be cumbersome after tolerance sets in. The magics still there, it just takes a fuckload to get there.
>be 24 yo virgin
>dad keeps asking what about the girls
>say "i havent met anyone lately"
>dad starts sending me pics of sasha grey and random chicks on whatsup
>mfw dad thinks im gay
>>29495589
I know that feel
>dad has had a few beers
>sitting down watching tv with him
>he starts talking about some waitress he met in new New York
>says that I should go there with him and meet her
>tell him no
>because I don't like being set up with people
>he gets visibly angry
>Why not?!
>tell him exactly why
>but at least meet her!
>I don't want to
>months later
>lie about meeting a girl so he'll shut up
>he tells me that it's a relief because he thought I was gay
Why is the absence of a girlfriend evidence to homosexuality for a boy? Why can't I just be myself? Why do I have to have a woman?
>>29495721
Because muh grandkids. Like having children themselves, grandchildren are just added bonuses to show how good their pride product turned out. It means "hey my fantastic little shit has something to selfishly praise about to others, I musta raised my shithead right!"
My dad was a total piece of shit deadbeat. Really destroyed my confidence growing up. He would ask me if I had a girlfriend and when I said no, he would say "I'm starting to worry about you" in a real condescending way. Really asshole? Having him as a father is what turned me into such a mess, and then he's gonna say that to me? I cut that asshole out of my life a few years ago after he relapsed on drugs again. Don't have to listen to that bullshit anymore.
Ok, therapy session over.
I'
I'm done being a robot
I've decided I will become like the most perfect human on Earth - Patrick Bateman
I only listen to Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible and Hip to Be Square, multiple times a day on a daily basis.
I've invested money in various skin care products, including the honey skin rub. IMPORTANT: No alcohol because it dries your skin and makes you look older.
I'm also going to start working out hard, haven't started THE workout yet, but I've started doing my daily crunches and sit ups. I can do 100 now.
I've also decided to do part-time college and major in business/economics.
My social skills are that of a typical KHV robot, but I'm working on that.
I signed up for a lot of clubs in the college that I'm going to.
I'm also going to practice being super confident and not afraid of social interaction
My character is very good, I am a narcissist and only think about myself, but I am able to hide it. I'm also working on my abilities to manipulate and use people for my own benefits.
In terms of my looks - I am balding and have huge bags under eyes, but I have a strong jaw, pretty masculine face and cold distant look. But let's be honest, no one can be as perfect as Patrick Bateman. There always will be something that he's better at.
the book was better
>>29495523
Goddamn you sound like a try hard.
>>29495621
Yeap. This is true
>have normie friend
>invite him to go on a summer trip (we went on one before like a year ago and had a good time)
>i know he saw the message, but he doesnt respond (this is on steam)
>he responds over a day later
>agrees to go and logs off right away
should i even bother when it seems this faggot doesnt care about going and responding? im thinking about just cutting contact from now on. or am i being too autistic about this?
>have normie friend
>invite him to go on a summer trip
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29495833
lol, it sounds normie when phrased like that. but i dont have any friends other than him, and i havent even talked to him in half a year.
>>29495505
If you haven't talked to him in half a year, he may just be awkward about it himself, and possibly doesn't really want to go because he'll be surrounded by people he can't really talk to for an extended period of time, but he likes you and doesn't want to hurt your feelings, so he said yes. Ask him something along the lines of, "Hey, are you sure that you want to go on the trip, because I would like it if you went, but it's really totally fine if you don't."
Downloaded a SNES rom for my phone, what games should I get for it?
unless you have a bluetooth controller and I doubt any of them are worth it at this point you're better off with strictly RPGs
Chrono Trigger is the reason I jailbroke my phone. Pretty good game
>>29495479
GET
E A R T H B O U N D
>at movie theatre
>getting ice cream
>2 snobby girls sitting on a bench
>chatting loudly with that naisal inflection
>one says "He's cute"... "He's not" as I approach
>loudly say "EXCUSE ME?"
>they look at me
>"Did you say something about me?"
>they give me a deer in the headlights look, like it's the first time they've had to think about something all day
>"How old are you?"
>vacant stare
>"You aren't the only person in the universe. Grow up."
>go back into line
>get azuria ice cream, whatever that is
>glance at them on the way into the theatre, one I yelled at looks like she's on the verge of crying
I have no regrets
>>29495478
> he's cute he's not
Probably said your hot instead but i doubt this story is even real beacuse no one on /r9k/ gets compliments from women let alone even has the balls to talk to one
>>29495478
you did good OP you are soo coool I look up to you.
why didn't you try to get some puss?
>in this moment you are euphoric
>so is she as she sucks on Chad's dick
>you tell her you are going your own way
>she says to you that sounds really gay
They swap body fluids,
I want to play an alt Druid.
>You've spent countless hours mastering "Game"
>Chad slurred two words, she immediately came
>back in the day you used to have dreams
>all you have left now are some memes
>it's another 'cuddle with blanket and pretend it's a person that cares about you' episode
>>29495360
>it's another pretending the blanket is a person and then realizing that if it were a person you wouldn't know how to love it properly and then spiraling into self-hatred over all of the imagined, hypothetical conflicts you would have with the blanket, then deciding it would be best if it were just an unfeeling but warm inanimate object as it is
>>29495414
episode
t h e m o o n i s m a d e o f b l o x
>>29495360
>tfw no cuteboy to cuddle with
life is suffering
Whoops bro, my bad. Oh well, it's just soda right?
>dr pepepr
>juts a sodi
RUN
>>29495293
oh fuck I've failed OP
you spilled it on my shirt
How much anti-normie solution have you had today?
>>29495279
about 1050 calories worth
>can only buy Dr Pepper in cans here
>they are imported and always expensive as fuck
sucks desu
>took my mother to buy groceries because she can't drive anymore
>she bought me a 6-pack of soda as thanks
I'm a grown man. I live alone. My mommy still buys me sugary drinks for helping her with things. It's a weird feel.
What do I do about having a really small penis /r9k/? It's nothing I can help for and it's hindering me in so many ways. I've never had a speck of self esteem and it's honestly driving me to thoughts of suicide.
>>29495244
how small/post pics. i can guarantee you that a woman will laugh her way out of your house if its micro. no matter how successful you are, she will at least cheat on you or talk about open relationships. if youre gay it'll probably be perceived as feminine, thus more acceptable.
>>29495296
ugh that's it I'm buying rope tomorrow
>>29495316
>how small/post pics
answer, thanks. we'll give you a rundown on the damages
