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Who /helpless beta even in my dreams/ here?
>dream about visiting high school crush stacy's house at night
>look in the window, see her and bbc boyfriend chilling inside
>break glass in full autismo elliot-rage and run away
>they catch up with me
>"was it you, anon?"
>"n-no, of c-course not... sorry"
>mfw I start crying in front of her
>in my fucking dream
>and she hugs me tight, saying it's okay
>wake up with boner
Hold me.
>>29486013
I had a dream like three days ago there was a hot girl and I couldn't get it up, she proceeded to laugh at me. Literally so fucking terrifying. When I woke up I felt nothing but relief that it was a dream.
>>29486013
>I had dreams about a stacy for a whole week every day, without having any feelings for her
I wonder what did the dreams ment by that
>>29486013
I'm not claming OP is a faggot, but...
The steam sale is here!
What's on your wishlist friendos?
>>29485841
Yes goyim, buy all these virtual products that are essentially ones and zeros.
pc gamers are THE most normie type of "gamer"
why you ask? there is one simple reason
to afford a so called "gaming pc", you must have a lot of money
the only way to do this is by being a wagie, or having a rich family.
checkmate, normies
>>29486188
>on neetbux
>bought a new PC in November
you fags just can't budget
>"How is the job hunt going, anon?"
>"Any interviews?"
>"Have you applied to x yet?"
>"Let's revise your resume"
This is the beginning of the end
One of my professors told me to list my coursework on my resume but it looks retarded to me. Should I leave it or nah?
>tfw no job since April and mom helping me with bills now
H E L P
>>29485563
>actually wanting to be a wageslave
I'm not OP and I might be wrong but I think you're missing the point of the thread.
>>29485589
I haven't been a NEET for so long I actually forgot about that viewpoint
Do you agree with Abigail Fisher, /r9k/? All she's trying to do is sue against the University of Texas for discriminating against her whiteness. Why is that so hard for people to accept?
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisher_v._University_of_Texas_(2013)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisher_v._University_of_Texas_(2016)
She didn't get in because she's an idiot with shit grades.
UT and most other colleges accept people based on a multitude of factors that are all weighed differently.
Minority race is just one of over a dozen factors and is not weighed nearly as highly as more important ones (grades, community service, experience, etc.)
Abigail had a shit application and being white/black/latino/etc., alone and in and of itself never grants auto admission.
>>29485717
But that still sounds like race is factor in how students are accept; even if it's as minute as possible. And that they screw over other students just to give the kid with the darker skin a break. I don't think I'm okay with that.And also this girl has the face of a fucking moron now that I think about it.
>>29485539
>All she's trying to do is sue against the University of Texas for discriminating against her whiteness
Or she's just playing politics to bypass her lack of qualifications.
I see your redpill and I raise you another redpill.
I know suicidal people who get laid all the time. How is this possible? I thought girls only liked men with confidence.
they're not suicidal in the robot way. they're suicidal in the give me attention my life is dark and I'm deep way
>>29485040
>>29485073
How do people like that still exist? The fedora meme scared me away from being too "edgy".
Being "suicidal" and actually being suicidal are two very different things. Actual suicide has nothing to do with confidence
Get in here, robots and /pol/iticians! Discuss everything politics in this /pol/ general thread.
Question of the thread: How do you feel about Remain winning and Brexit failing? I didn't see that coming.
>dubs takes the BIG RISK
>>29485025
>How do you feel about Remain winning and Brexit failing? I didn't see that coming.
anyone with sense sees that coming
Brexit is a vote for more paki immigrants and sharia law.
Has the wagecuck life ever conditioned you not to improve your life?
>>29484939
every single day since one year (circa) after I started. It's like nothing matters anymore.
>>29484939
Thisis what I'd like to know as well.
>>29484939
It's fucking bliss. I like my job and my coworkers but nothing ever happens and times flies fucking fast.
What are your thoughts on mexichan?
Who? Looks like a generic roastie. Fuck off forever.
My people! Except these girls look like sluts and nothing else
>>29484886
You must be new here if you haven't seen mexichan.
>when you buy a sandwich
>but it's not a good sandwich
>it's a shit sandwich
all sandwiches are good
they are like pizzas
you can't fuck it up
>>29484669
>you can't fuck it up
how fucking wrong can you be
do you live in some utopia where you can't get shit sandwiches?
>the bread is thin and moist
>it has been squashed into the packet
>it sticks to your fingers
>the chicken is packed in there
>feels like eating a cold chicken breast in a wet coating of wonderbread
that is what a shit sandwich is like
>>29484669
unless it's literally a shit sandwich
>tfw not american
>tfw no easy available shotgun
why ;_;
>>29484306
Get yourself some potassium cyanide pills, my friend.
>>29484306
Jumping head first off of a building seems like a good method. If I weren't able to get access to some helium or a gun, death by gravity is what I would do.
>>29484306
>takes several minutes to die from shooting yourself in the head
u fucking wot
I thought it was pretty much instant.
>halfway to 2017
Holy fuck, is there anything scarier than the passage of time? We're closer to 2020 than we are to 2010
we'll be on our deathbeds before we know it
>>29484152
You've been posting these types of threads for years. You're a fucking FAGGOT.
>>29484152
I swear it was 2014 like a month ago. Where the fuck is my life going?
This girl keeps messaging me on one of my Social Media accounts(not a fake one)
What do I do? I don't like white women. Black girls are life
Ay yo bb want sum fukk??
>>29483831
I'd rather not go to jail.
>>29483860
?? She looks of age??
Also what's wrong with white girls
what chanels do you robots follow on youtube?
I'm so damn bored. Got anything to make me feel like I have friends?
>>29483778
youtube.com/user/randytaylor69
>>29483778
I like game grumps, there's at least two of them who talk throughout the episode. P cozy.
>>29483812
bretty comfy, thanks anon
got any other histrionic disorder stacy channel to watch?
Hey fellow robots.
Were we normies before the age of the internet and electronics?
What if the internet and phones didn't exist? What kind of people would we be? We would be forced to go out and talk to people right?
I feel like robotdom is a new phenomenon and is only going to increase. Of course chads always existed in this day and age but people are getting drawn harder and harder into the internet. This website used to be for social rejects. Now it's full of normies. Eventually eventually people are gonna stay inside 95% of their lives, living in virtual reality or the internet. Autism has just begun in my opinion.
Food for thought.
Please discuss
>>29483769
though the phenomenon you're describing definitely began to speed up with computers, it's been happening steadily ever since humans invented agriculture.
we evolved to be on the move a lot more than we are, and when we sit still for too long we start to get all autistic in the head. it's just that simple
>>29483769
think life just goes on and nothing really changes. just cycles that repeat. everyone likes to imagine their generation is the birth of some great change, progress, or downfall.. but in actuality its the same cycle of boredom and bullshit it always has been and always will be. nothing changes, because human nature doesn't change.
don't believe the hype
robots existed before the whole internet/electronics shit
but i agree, it's going to increase.
If your live was a movie, how would it be called? Pic related.
>>29483764
>live
*life
>how
*what
Boss Nigger
Legitimate comment yo
>>29483785
Fuck, I can't even make a thread on 4chan without fucking up. I just realized that the topic is kinda stupid too. Sorry
