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Is my mom and sister hot?
I get alot of shit over it.
>>29475308
Could be, but those Jew noses and 11 heads fuck up their chances.
Both cute except for the noses.
>inb4 hundreds of newfags reply to this sincerely
9gag
Memes
People who dance for attention and then when they actually get the attention they're like "why is everyone looking at me"
Family comedies
The fucking minions
People who think they're smart when they know everything about the 2016 electioin until they realize that the 2016 elections is about as fake as the bachler
Allahu Akbar
Neolibrilism
Dank meme compilation
#hashtags
Teen pandering novels
Google+
People who get their feelings hurt on anonymous forum websites
2016 presidential elections
Those people who say "no haters allowed" or "screw all the haters" and get really sensitive over EVERYTHING
Demi lavato Tyler swift etc. Those people why say their combating the haters when theirs really no shame
I fucking HATE Melanie Martinez
I kind of want to write a shitty teen pandering novel and rake in the cash
The biggest risk is that I might overdo it and accidentally write something good
TayTay is a qt who doesn't give into degeneracy, Shake it Off is basically a mockery of modern pop culture.
who creates the memes?
is it men or women?
>>29474846
Woman are some of the meanest trolls.
KEK creates memes, men are simply his messengers.
That does not mean humans cannot be misled by false memes.
>>29474846
It's highschoolers in general, and we all start off as women so yeah.Men do productive shit.
Men create art.
Women create problems.
>tfw light hearted anime and a little bit of shounen manga here and there is the only thing keeping you moderately sane, especially when you have no weed
thank you based ren-chon, i need this
>weed
Kill yourself normie
>>29474857
here's your (you)
goodnight
If I had some weed I'd smoke and watch anime with you anon.
Do most robots have eye bags?
Also guess my age
we call those wagecuck bags
NEETs sleep 14 hours a day.
>>29474657
Although I am working full time with 4 hours of class a day I had these when I was neet just as bad
I do but it's dark and I can't take a photo
Also I guess 26
Educate me on Oskar Dirlewanger, robits. What can you tell me about him? Because
I think we found the worst human being from WWII.
a lot of it is most likely exaggerated, but he was pretty bad, so bad the nazis themselves were charging him with crimes
the russian movie come and see is based on stuff he did, the massacre of the village in the movie is almost exactly what he did irl. but really, he's just one of many, the eastern front was absolutely brutal to the russians, to the nazis the russians were subhuman filth and on par with the jews, so you can imagine just how bad it got. something like 80,000 villages in russia alone were burned to the ground by the nazis.
I've always been fond of "the beautiful beastess" Irma Grese. Apparently whilst torturing prisoners she'doesn't have orgasms so intense they'don't make "drool pool at the sides of her lips and her eyes roll."
This thread is now a Nazi Qt.314 waifu thread.
>>29474514
Woops i'm high right now so fucked that up. "Orgasms so intense they'd make drool pool at the corner of her lips and her eyes roll."
i had to make a short flipbook animation for class about a cat who's kitchen blows up. he hates normies.
it needs a title but i'll let you guys decide the name because it's due tomorrow and i'm too tired to think.
Mr. Kitten's Auschwitz Kitchen
>>29474294
thank you please more names for my shitty cartoon
>>29474258
"When islam strikes"
>go to the movie theater
>see Spirited Away on the big screen
>only one in there, have the whole theater all to myself. Fukkin awesome!!
>40 minutes in a Mom and little girl walk in
>my experience is ruined and feel self conscious like a pedophile or someshit for some reason
I avoid all of my nieces because of not wanting to be seen as a pedo
Who would even want to start watching a movie 40 minutes in? That's like picking up a new novel and starting on page 100.
>>29474309
IDK, maybe she just wanted a bit of an escape, but fuck. Pretty much every other kid/parent went to the Piglet Movie. I just remembered I ruined another guy's empty theater experience when I watched How To Train Your Dragon when it had been out for a while. He was the only one there when I walked in and it was just us for the rest. I kinda wanted to offer him some of the chinese food I snuck in, but that seemed weird. I was also self conscious about eating it, trying to chew slowly and quietly. I wanted to pig out dammit!
Just realized that whenever my friend wants me to do something he says "I'm your best friend." But not "You are my best friend." Because he has better friends than me.
Just realized I have not one single honest friend in the whole world
>Just realized that one of my closest friends called me his best friend when we were drinking one night
Thanks OP
Just realized that whenever she calls refers to me as "dude" or "friend" its because she will never think of me as more
Why does the Internet hate males that eat chicken tenders? I haven't eaten them in a while now, but they are fucking delicious, and you can go fuck yourself if you have a problem with it.
>>29474086
I don't even know you, and yet I don't like you.
>eating the flesh of sentient beings
>>29474086
Oh would you look at the time
>Ugly
>Dumb
>Some are highly intelligent
>Incapable of reproducing
>Retard strength
When did you realise you were the next step in human evolution?
Can we convert the normals by force?
I'm nowhere close to retard strength
>>29473925
Normals won't convert, they have to be put down.
>>29474011
Ah, but with the AEV virus, we can convert them whether they like it or not!
Normie here in need of some advice, figured this would be the best place to ask.
Robots, what's the best way for a normie to make a robot feel welcome?
There's an obvious robot that's on the same course as me and I have no idea how to approach him.
There's a group of us normies on the course and we're all pretty friendly, a mixed group of males and females, ages between 18 and 25. One of the girls in the group invited him to sit with us but he just ignored her and sat a few rows away. He usually sits right at the back but since this he's been sitting closer to us.
We're all unsure if we should keep trying to get him involved in our group or if we should just leave him alone.
What should we do?
>>29473839
That sounds pretty nice of you, normie.
Not sure if you're serious. Still a shame that you're not getting more replies, but then again they would probably tell you to GTFO.
>What should we do?
Beats me. Robots don't all malfunction the same way around normies. We're all weirdos but none of us weird in the same way.
I think a lot of us aren't comfortable with groups at all (at first) and mostly only make individual friendships (inb4 robots don't... whatever). I think most of us have become pretty paranoid due to not understanding most social situations. If we sense we are being "fooled" in some way (even with the best of intentions), many of us become extremely defensive. That's me for sure.
desu a lot of us are VERY difficult to deal with. Getting us to fit-in can be tedious. Some of us are jerks too. And yeah, it's possible he doesn't want to be bothered at all; even though he might be trying to study you (I guess this sounds childish... eh).
Maybe he's really not all that weird though... who knows. He didn't say shit yet.
>>29473839
don't make them feel welcome
they aren't human furniture doesn't talk or need to feel welcome.
>>29473839
Sorry, Chad, but sometimes we are better left to our own devices.
Let him go.
This place is so boring but I can't leave. Holy shit.
>>29473393
Here's a (you) to keep you coming back.
Gotcha, faggot.
You're here forever.
>>29473393
If this place didn't exist, we'd all settle for second best. It's just a mindless indulgence.
>>29473393
you can be an idol too anon
I can't get into music no matter how hard I try I can't find any bands or songs that I like the only thing i do listen to are Anime OSTsIs there something wrong with me
no because although people will hate, anime osts are still music. ur good anon just keep looking
>>29473279
There is something wrong with you.
Anime is garbage.
>>29473279
try
there's plenty of stuff out there for people exactly like that, and eventually through that you'll find different and different stuff, and no one will stop you from listening to anime osts all day. i listened to fucking LLSIF midis all day today and now i'm listening to some blues music. just find an equilibrium.
pay /mu/ a visit.
>tfw you love big booty porn videos but HATE rap music.
95% of the videos I watch on xvideos have to be muted.
woe is thou
probably the most anyone has ever suffered
>>29473131
No one deserves the horrid negrosity in their ears.
>>29473087
>Hate rap music
supreme tipping redditfag
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