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BETA UPRISING HAPPING IN GERMANY AS WE SPEAK
http://news.sky.com/story/1716448/man-opens-fire-in-germany-cinema-complex
http://news.sky.com/story/1716448/man-opens-fire-in-germany-cinema-complex
http://news.sky.com/story/1716448/man-opens-fire-in-germany-cinema-complex
>>29483671
Angry sand niggers is not a beta uprising
>>29483671
PRAISE BASED ISIS-CHAN.
Why is germany the european capital of mass shootings?
I notice a lot of LGBT and leftist shit on /r9k/ and we are slowly weening out the /pol/tards. I don't even see as much race bait on this board as I do on others. Are we soon to finally rival the cancer of this site?
>cancer
>leftists on this board
Choose one.
>>29483615
DUDE /POL/ SO EVIL AM I RIGHT
>>>>>>/reddit/
>>29484518
I see you're trying to prove the cancer's not gone.
>>29483615
The true cancer are the fembait posters, and the orbiter personalities that respond.
If you can't find a friend/gf, why not create one?
>What is a tulpa? Tulpa is a perceived autonomous sentient consciousness. In layman's terms, a mental construct capable of thought independent of its creator.
>A-Are tulpas real?
Yes, they are.
>How to create one?
Here's some guides https://community.tulpa.info/forum-guides
Btw, you can ask my tulpa anything (with simple answers like yes, no, don't know).
Has your tulpa helped you with your life? What has changed since you made one?
>>29483616
Yes, I think she helps me a lot. Now I don't feel that lonely and there's someone who loves me.
S-Some say you can have sex with your tulpa!
Who here /notsobadbutshitteeth/
Everywhere I look I see white teeth, then I look in the mirror and try to smile and want to neck myself
>>29483358
Pics pls
Super oregano
>>29483358
Are they crooked or deformed in some way? If not, just get some white strips.
>>29483358
I know exactly what you mean. I get my dental insurance through my job soon so I plan on going to a dentist and seeing if there is any way possible for him to fix mine.
>Be 13
>Watching jackass in the living room
>That scene where steve-o sticks a bottle rocket up his ass comes on
>Parents got home at the same time
>Dad looks at the screen and sees steve-o in a thong getting his ass burnt by the bottle rocket
>He looks at me and just walks away, probably thought i was gay too
>
my father showed me Jackass and we used to watch it all the time
>>29483166
Your dad probably thinks of suicide every night.
>>29483166
this happened to me but it was my grandma and she raged so hard
I think she still thinks im gay
>It's an anon falls for the BBC meme episode
>>29482772
>It's an anon falls for the /pol/ meme episode
Sometimes I think about migrating to the US but then I remember they have a 100% production of assless women
>>29483675
this. I love having a bbc keeps them coming back :)
I just want a fembot gf I can talk to and feel with
Why is it so hard to get? ;_;
Skype me pls: rumsthem
You're looking in the wrong place.
You get fembots on /soc/, not /r9k/. Literally just add someone you think is cute or post your skype and present yourself as interesting or attractive, and I kid you not you WILL find a qt.
It's insanely easy.
>>29482771
I just want a mentally deranged robot gf ;-;
>>29482872
That's pretty rare but i saw one like two days ago. She was hanging in a rabb.it room.
Describe the time you came closest to losing your virginity.
I masturbated to pornography of a man and woman having sex.
>>29482285
When I turned 14 and I fucked my gf
>>29482285
When a police man touched my butt when I was eight
In a just society (not the one now that encourages whoring), what would be the punishment for a girl cheating?
>>29481919
I don't know. What would be the punishment for poor pussy hygiene? Probably cleaning your pussy out with steel wool.
>>29481919
>just society
>girl cheating
Those who throw stones at the house of God should receive a matching punishment.
>tfw started dressing properly
>Went out
>Spent a couple hundred on clothes and bought a pair of all star chucks (white)
>Bought a few pairs of jeans for the first time in about 10 years
>Slim fit / skinny jeans
>Suits well with my chucks
>Also wore a tank top today and showed off my gym gains
Jesus.. I'm loving it. So many girls keep looking at me and keep smiling. Even men look at me up and down (the fuck?). Everything suits well, sizes are perfect.
I'm going to make it.
Just when you think you're going to make it
You don't
>>29481948
Nigga like i give a fuck, today i kept having girl assistants coming up to me sparking conversations, and laughing and giggling, telling me how they are there for help and to just give them a holla etc.. and also asking me about my day.
Girls miring my fucking broad shoulders and big shoulders/arms.
>>29481820
What kind of jeans should I get? I just lost a bunch of weight and my BMI is now 20. My jeans are baggy now big time.
I want thinner cuts but not so skinny that I look like one of those Emo kids
So i just got a girls number. What do?
What are the rules for texting and how long before i text her in the first place?
pls send help
>>29481814
There are no rules my brother. Don't pretend not to be desperate or play it cool, just actually not give a shit and it will come naturally
>>29481814
Tell her that you love her.
Give up before you try. You won't be hurt that way.
>decide to go to sleep early and break unhealthy schedule
>fall asleep around 10
>dream of cuddling with qt gf in comfy home
>feel at peace for once
>suddenly wake up at 3 am, sweating
>feel like worthless garbage
>play vidya until sunrise
i just want a full nights rest for once
>>29481414
You could have gone back to sleep but instead decided to play manchild screen games
the sweating part made me laugh a lot idk why
>>29481414
Man can fucntion on 6 hours sleep anon. Why don't you go for a run in the mornings when you wake up? Might tire you out a bit more.
Is this /r9k/'s dream girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsKdBeb5-GI
>mentally fucked
>"praise your BF"
Sure
>3d
No thanks
>>29481334
Dr. Phil is too staged.
Still
>Boyfriend beats girlfriend
>Girlfriend suggests to other girls that calling police is bad
>Makes video for the entire internet to see about how boyfriend gave her a black eye (but she appreciates it)
>???
And women are supposedly more logical thinkers than men?
No thanks.
>>29481758
the show literally takes place on a stage
Pepe is a spanish name.
So, wouldn't REEE actually be REEEBA?!
>>29481331
Pepe is a French name, stupid spic.
Pepe la rana
>>29481331
His name is Pepe Grenouille dumbass
Why does it hurt so much when normies tell you your jokes aren't funny or that you're an unfunny person?
>>29481140
Not sure.
I've always been able to make people laugh.
You'd think robots would be reasonably well equipped for humour, considering we get to see how much of a fucking joke life is.
>>29481178
Has no one ever told you you were unfunny or that a joke of yours was unfunny?
>Caring about a normies sense of humour.
Also, how's HS?
![Angry-Frog-Meme-07[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oPXhy4z.png "Angry-Frog-Meme-07[1]")
