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>tfw you will never amount to anything and your parents will always see you as a disappointment
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>>29467011
I know this feel kind of.

No matter what I do it's never enough for my parents. They'll never be proud of me and always see me as a failure.

>graduate with a near-4.0 in a difficult STEM program
>start a MSc but don't finish it because I decide I don't want to do research or be in academia, decide I'll go to professional school instead in a year

But I'm a failure because I don't want to finish my masters or become a doctor.

>friend graduates with less than a 3.5 in some gender studies bullshit, does a MEd in child psychology or some shit, both at some shitty school
>spent most of her time partying and """travelling"""
>her bf is a nigger

My mom acts like this Stacey is god's gift to mankind even though her bf is a nigger and she graduated with two shitty degrees. "D is for degree" is this girl's way of thinking but that's okay. My mom constantly complains I'm not like her because I'm not a normalfag Stacey cunt.
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>tfw overachieving older brother
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sorry anon. this feel gets to me too. it's why I cried three times in the last week. hope things get better for you.

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>anxious the mods follow you around watching your posts
>make stuff up about yourself to throw them off
Who else does this?
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>>29466726

Mods have a copy of your posting history and will delete your posts/threads if you happen to be posting outrageous stories almost every week that contradict previous posts. They will also delete posts that push an agenda.

example:
-making up a bunch of fake stories with a similar theme and posting them in any thread related to that agenda
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Congrats, you're schizo
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>>29466726
just stop making lewd threads and cucking robots

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>don't have any bizarre fetishes
>75% of the bookmarks I have on xvideos are gone/deleted

FUCKING WHY
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>>29466591
so download the videos you like.
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Download your shit. It takes a while but it's worth the effort.

>giant offline archive of all my fav videos
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>>29466622
>>29466701
What's the best way to do that?

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>reduce life to memes to make it easier to deal with
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>>29466557
i know what you mean anon
when im talking to people (rare occasion) ill often say something like "brb shit jugs aint gonna fill themselves"
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what a time to be acuck
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>>29466615
i try to talk to people as little as possible

but I talk to myself, usually quiet rant about normies

in work i like to go hide in dark places where i am alone

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>You will never be young again
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>>29466078
I know I'm young ish but I don't feel young anymore

22 seems like I'm too old to be living like I was when I was 19
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>Post comfy rain
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https://www.rainymood.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU0zj8YzfSc

>be past me
>8 years old
>doctors and many other professionals say that given my height at that time, I'd grow to be approximately 6'5 or 6'6
>5'9 at 16
>5'9 at 20
>mfw
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>tfw 5'9 when I was 10
>tfw still not done growing at 6'2 at almost 19
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>doctors make judgement on your height far before you hit puberty
They were retarded then.
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>>29466313
They say that when you finish growing, you will have doubled your height at 8 years old.
I was huge as a child.

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>tfw social chameleon with distinct and different groups of friends

It's a very different kind of feel. For example, I act very differently when I hang out with my Chad friends, my autist friends, black friends, and normie friends. At this point, I don't even know what my personality is anymore, since I change myself to adapt to whatever group I'm hanging out with.

For example, when I'm drinking at the bars with my Chad friends, I act like a Chad. The key word here is act. I pretend to be supremely confident and experienced with women, despite having barely any. When I'm hanging out with my black friends, I turn up the "hood" language and start speaking with much more slang. I bring my knowledge of rap and sports to bear. Around my autismo buddies, I constantly refer to memes and 4chan humor.
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>practice this skill
>become actor
>become rich and great actor
>???
>profit
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>>29466446
I don't have the look that the jew producers of Hollywood are looking for.
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So basically you're a shell of a human being and when you strip back all the facades there's nothing there, and you have no real sense of self or genuine personality. Because of this, you can 'fit in' with these groups, but you're not close with anyone, because there's nothing to get close to, this is all just a costume you put on temporarily.

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>have to call job interviewer back
>get anxiety and go on 4chan instead

who /mischief/ here?
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same

I have 4 voicemail from employers wanting to hire me

but I kinda just want to die instead
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>>29466001
Damn were twins. I need to look for a job soon. I'm thinking about becoming a security guard. What the job for?
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>Apply for job
>Hope they e-mail me back
>Get a voice mail
>Its the job people wanting to call me back for an interview
>Don't
>There are people who don't even get a call back and yet I do but I'm too pussy to answer.

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>tfw no slumber party bf
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>tfw bf to cuddle with
>tfw falling asleep while being in each other arms
you know this feel too, right?
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>>29465906
>tfw know that feeI
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>>29465906
I will know that feel!

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What's /r9k/'s sincere opinion on Pepe the Frog?
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Looks like the grinch wearing a mask
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>>29465588
My opinion is he is a real fresh meme and a real hiro
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Pepe cares if don't nobody else care

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ITT:Robot music

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-YLiNTm5-RU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wA_S8TlLu0

cuts pretty deep
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>>29465341
>nirvana
>not normie shit that every 14 year old girl listens to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2bNm-ncyKM
>He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means when I say ah...
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https://youtu.be/75kDn4JS10w

fuck everything

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When did you realize nobody was coming to save you?
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still hasn't quite hit me yet
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When I read this post?
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i still have hope senpai.
it's all i have actually.

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>best part of my life is sleep
>Insomnia
Why is this world so fucking cruel
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>>29464963
The pillow is a cruel mistress
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>>29464963
>sleep
>don't even dream
>it's like i'm dead for about 8 hours
i wish i could sleep forever.
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>>29465042
Oh you can...

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>gets new car
>brags on twitter
>wrecks it
>one hour later tweeting about victoria secret maymays
>doesn't even acknowledge or feel responsible for damaging her own car

Why are women incapable of responsibility and self awareness?
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Look at the only person who retweeted it too kek
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Right after wrecking her own car she tweets nigger shit

I don't understand how anybody can be as incoherent as fucking women
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crazy story OP

wonder if the press will pick up on this

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>gf doesn't know about 4chan
>she called me a manlet

it's spreading..
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how tall are you and how tall is she?
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Im 6'3 shes 5'4
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>>29465135

me >5'10
her >5'5

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