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>okay uncle anon you got me I'm the bathroom... is the floor really lava?
>can I go put my shoes on now, this is icky
>mommy says I'm not supposed to be alone with you anymore too...
>*grabs feet*
>turn her upside down
>user her as a plunger to unclog the toilet
*in
blox
>>29445323
>somewhere right now two autistic tweeners are taking practice kikebook pics where they sit on the countertop
yee
"The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it."
True or false?
True, obviously.
That's why we only want to fuck virgins, not tired old whores.
In the mind of a pervert, yes
>>29445214
>to corrupt
Do I really have to?
who here /lazycook/?
whats for lunch /r9k/?
Only meal today was cereal.
Any /notmuchrequiredrecipes/?
>>29445032
That looks reasonably good.
It reminds me of those Internet images with the mountain dew bottles, and the hotpockets, and the doritos, all neatly presented for the camera. That shit looks delicious, I don't give a fuck if people on the Internet don't like me eating. Although I haven't had any of that stuff in months.
>>29446123
well what I made was twice baked potatoes, just youtube it and you should find how to make em, recepies are just whatever you have usually
>>29446194
all I want is something that tastes good and fills me up
What is your guy's problem, exactly?
Myself. Me. My mistakes, my decisions. My insecurity. My inability to fix my mistake. Having to watch. Being forced to move on. No matter how much effort I could now put in, it'd be too late.
Ultimately, just me. I am my own problem.
I can't form a relationship despite my efforts because nobody clicks with me. So I feel apathetic towards people and I desperately want to end this feeling of loneliness but I can't. It's left me feeling helpless and miserable.
>>29444847
Generalized confusion and consequent fatigue. I've never been quite the same after I've had a meltdown thanks to an extremely stressful life. I've never been too good and understanding others (assburger's scum) and my life got extremely complicated around high school (like it unsurprisingly does for most people with any ASD) and I just kinda burned out because I couldn't understand anyone's behaviors, I felt surrounded by savages, no one made any sense, the world felt cruel and random.
I'm much better but I've never been quite the same as far as "putting up" with stressful situations goes, I kinda just shut down nowadays, I'm guessing my brain developed some sort of protective reaction to anything related to my past mishaps.
Does this person have autism?
>>29444738
He definitely has something.
>>29444738
yes, provided they are >= 10 years old
the writing is uneven and indicates a lack of fine motor skills
the subject matter is very OCDish
usually people who are just OCD have better handwriting, so this looks like autism or ADHD
>>29444738
Could just be some kid bullshitting a stream of consciousness piece for a high school creative writing class exercise. Lots of people do shit like that in those classes.
If you fags ever feel unmotivated to get ripped, this is all you will need.
zyzz was a god among men. Chad on the outside, but a true robot at heart.
>>29444766
How was he a robot in any way?
A guy who took so much steroids it killed him at age 22 just so a few 7/10s would talk to him. Is that supposed to motivate me?
*lt aint me strts playing*
The songs called "senators son" actually
>>29444446
No, it's called "some folks are born"
>>29444444originarillo
Hey bots, does it ever get to you that you'll never be a chad? You'll never join a frat house, you'll never have girls throwing themselves at you. How does it feel being a hopeless loser?
>>29444405
>balding manlet
lmao
>>29444427
Proof?
Orign
>>29444405
The guy on the left is just a borderline Chad, the one on the right is definitely not one.
This is what a REAL Chad looks like. Notice how he's not even ripped, it's all about the face.
Push-up thread? Push-up thread!
Same rules as always and you can do them in sets.
Limp dickzit forever bitcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
every day until she likes you
: (
>>29444158
Ok
>plz not to many
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98XEBMeu4dw
So what is stopping you from getting a 9/10 black gf if you're a tall average white dude?
if youre tall and white it means you can do much better than a black girl
>>29444137
But the girl in the video is a 9/10 black girl, if you're tall and white but not above average the best you can do is a 5/10 white girl, maybe a 6/10 if you know what you're doing.
>>29444137
yeah, asian
name this shit, other than the file name
drawfuck
nigger runnin here
>>29444027
teacup on a charcoal grill
>the friend-zone does't exist!
>>29443972
kek, fucking betas
i hate this fem-meme
I literally felt like shit because the girl I was in love with that I insulted her, I remember going home and crying my eyes out for hours because she misunderstood something I said, she later apologised and stuff, but for fucking real, if women think all guys in the friend-zone think about is their entitled sex, it's fucking wrong,
there's no way I would reacted so emotionally at something so lame, if all I cared about was sex
it's like women are incapable of understanding men's love
The friend zone has never cock blocked a guy, you only became friends in the first place because she doesn't want to fuck you. If she did want to fuck you would not be stuck in the friend zone.
Is there a point in going to a specialist with social anxiety disorder? Will it change something or will he laugh at me? Does anyone have an experience with that?
Can't hurt to try. As long as you don't explain things in an unintentionally humorous way, he probably won't laugh.
>>29443426
Well the point of their position is to not judge you and help you find ways to cope with your anxiety. Only if you're willing to though
>>29443426
That's a good step. Enter with an open mind and you can gain a lot from the experience. And no they will not laugh.
Know anyone that /kill self/, b?
preferrably in there thirties? what was their story?
well come on
>>29442773
>I ain't got answers but I got normalfag memes.
>>29444500
That green text lol. Not sure if intentional.
Who /outrun/ here?
I love the genre and the style, it takes me back to the hard-R 80s action/scifi/horror movies I wasn't supposed to watch but snuck anyways when I was a kid.
Post relevant music, movies, art, photography, etc.
Wow this is some reddit faggotry right here.
Even gayer than vaporwave.
>>29442592
explain m(8) jhljcc
>>29442592
If you mean the album, here are a few more hot tips:
OGRE
>194
>195
Droid Bishop
>The Irrelevance of Space and Time
>Electric Love
Alex Davidson
>Mainframe
Should wet your whistle, anon
