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What do you do with a gf?
Everyone here is always talking about it but what would you do with one? You can't spend all the time with chitchat and sex, can you?
>>29425907
Foreplay and cuddling can take up quite a bit of time desu (not a bad thing though). Unless she moves in with you or something, you're not gonna be spending THAT much time with her. But yeah, girls like to be entertained. I guess you have to go... o-outside.. with her.
>>29425983
so relationships are as vapid as media says? cool
>>29427322
What makes you say that? I wouldn't want it that way. Trust and intimacy and love develop over time. You should always work on that. It's all that's going to matter in the long run. That's partly why cuddling and talking is so important and can take plenty time.
But mostly my biggest concern is boring her and most women tend to be more social than me.. so it's something I have to put effort in.
Say Sunshine City 3 times real fast, lmfo I betcha can't
>>29425796
>ywn be happy as girls in this pic
>>29425796
shunsine shitty
>>29425825
if you can say Sunshine City 3 time real fast you will
This is a picture of me.
I don't get it, I'm not even that bad, why isn't some bitch suckin my D right now? Right FUCKIN NOW why am I not getting any fuckin pussy. Fuck women this is bullshit. Fuckin dumbass pig whores.
>>29425773
>Reverse google image
>See over 5 results
Is this post satire??
thats because you're virgin scum who deserves to be eaten by fat women
go here while you wait for stacey to devour you
>>29417679
>>29425773
If that's you, I think you might have liver cirrhosis dude
Am I twink material, /r9k/?
Some people say I look really manly but I think if I lost some weight, grew my hair out and shaved I could be a qt trap gf and my penis is very girly (4.5 inches)
P-Pic related is m-me. Pls no bully.
N-No one? S-Sorry.
>>29425579
For a cat in the hat looking ass nigga. Yeah you do. Now come fill your tight butt with this big ole veiny black dick o mine
>>29425579
why is r9k so mean to this guy?
be nice to him
hes tired enough goddamnit
If you would have told me this is where I'd be at 25 I'd have told you to go fuck yourself
>>29425497
ive been here since i was 15, im 27 now
>>29425517
Same. I was 14 and I'm 23 now. Also I'd probably have killed myself if I knew this is how it would be.
>>29425497
Only been here a couple years, but if I'd known my life would be like this at 25 i would have committed sudoku already.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
did you fall in love with her
>>29425467
no it was all a pretend, i never go outside
>>29425417
i laughed internally at this
Ok guys.
I always wake up with purple bags under my eyes, no matter how much sleep I get. I stay up till 3 AM, but sleep till its 12 in the afternoon. And I have recently gotten red eyes.
>>29425370
>bags
Stop annoying your BF, then the "bags" should. reduce in colour
One solution is that you need too drink more water
>>29425500
This, clearly.
Also less milk/dairy.
And more exercise.
>could you not look at me when we fuck?
>sex
Kill yourself Normie. I bet she didn't even think you were unattractive, she just has a kink
>>29425366
>when we fuck
This is masterfully constructed bait. But also, ree fuck off normal faggot.
>>29425366
>had sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF NORMAN
Skype; caro.schweitzer
Anyone able to dox n shit?
Google it, bub.
Most likely a fucking bot. Kill yourself, anon. The bots are coming, your Skype username is now permanently marked in the "To-spam" book. Bots will say suggestive things, then say "Want more? Come over to www.FUCKINGNIGGERS.com, enter your credit card information to see my tits! :)"
4chan as helpful as always. Kill yourselves fags
>leave feetkino to me
What did fembot mean by this?
>kino
go back to /tv/ please
>>29425101
I would happily lick those girl soles for days.
>>29425129
i only go there sometimes. people post that confusing meme on /int/ and /v/ so i thought it appropriate to use it here as well.
This girl is fucking 5'1 and saying how "People are so shitty" then making fun of short people and laughing at "short chads"
When will girls like this elevate their iq to above 10
Bump because she needs to be recognized for her stupidity and I'm triggered and idk why
do you think petty shit like this is why we don't have friends, mostly?
Most likely, petty shit like that is the most annoying too because their own ignorance doesn't let them see it but if we tell them we're "dicks"
/summerfag/ here
>going to college in two months
>got high with brothers recently
>saw my whole life in a blink
>realized I had autism
>asked mom about next day
>said I was diagnosed at a young age but nobody ever told me about it
>my whole life is a lie
>always hated autists but now realize that Ive completely isolated myself from any possible peers
>probably will not go to college
Ask Me Anything
>>29424801
So, why aren't you doing the only thing that could save you, and forward yourself? You shouldn't allow such a simple bump in the road to stop you. Upon getting a flat tire, one doesn't just throw the entire car away completely. They fix the issue and keep following the road which they set out to in the first place. Not all is hopeless OP. Not all is pointless unless you want it to be. I'll leave you with the words that my father once told me about my depression. Don't be a victim.
>inb4 easier said than done.
>>29424957
Ive just been watching Rain Man on loop trying to figure it out
Its really fucks your head to realize that your retarded
99% of autists are not savants btw, pretty much all of them have learning disabilities.
No matter how buff i get i still can't lose my virginity
>>29424772
define "buff"
>>29424772
Aww, anon i feel so bad for you. If you want i can have sex with you!
>>29424772
>lifting for girls, ever
why can't we power up
>>29424771
I powered up on a couple of Jehovahs witnesses who tried to walk up on me in my yard one time.
I was in a depression slump and drinking, sitting in a wheelchair in the corner of my yard hiding from my family and these assholes tried to walk up and tell me about Jesus so I got up and told them to get the hell outta my way or i'd kick their asses.
Probably not the best targets for my self loathing and internal rage though.
I started lifting, joined a few dating sites and bought some new clothes.
I feel myself getting stronger lads
>>29424919
that's very specific and strange anon
He may only care about his wealth, but when was the last time you had the stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut?
It's the only pizza I get.
Turns shit I usually throw out into a delicious side dish.
>>29424767
It's funny when you can literally detect an undesirable by how they describe their eating habits on the internet
>he throws away the crust
picky eating is the biggest fucking red flag for mental illness
>>29424819
Fuck off.
When you eat 4 pizzas in one sitting why waste time on tasteless, chewy crust.
