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Have you ever heard voices?
Do you still hear them?
What brings you comfort?
What physical items would bring you comfort?

Help me understand what it is like and what will and won't help.
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Put on music or take a bath with the water running. Basically anything distracts you/ sound. Play loud noises in your ear holes.
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>>29416628
SPINNING THROUGH A WORLD OF MOTION
SONIC BOOM
TAKE IT ALL THE WAY
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Yes, actually.

Not anymore though.

I used to smoke weed when I was younger, when I was at my friends house, we smoked together, we're not friends anymore but at the time, we were and for years I'd go round and smoke weed. Well we'd smoke weed and stuff and watch South Park n stuff, and I'd end up staying up late.
On the walks home, in the dark, usually in the cold, I would hear voices in my head and I'm not just talking about my own thoughts as if I was reading them aloud, but it was usually conversations with myself, I would think a thought out loud and then I would be having a conversation with somebody inside my head, using my voice.
One time he called himself Violet and claimed to be a more confident version of me and I should let him "take over" because I wasn't doing a good job of being me, since I was unhappy and shit.
I agreed and said I wanted him to be me, I would do anything to be happy and experience happiness, so I guess it happened.

So yeah, nothing much really changed for a while, but I did feel different, I didn't care about things as much, it was very subtle and didn't happen overnight. Things didn't upset me as much and I became quite hedonistic and consumed more and more alcohol and more and more weed, I got angry when I didn't have any weed and when I was drinking alcohol I wouldn't know when to stop and would completely black out, I fucking loved it.
I also casually smoked cigarettes now.

Well in the end, I had changed I think. But it all came crashing down, and I became a recluse, and I think reverted to my original self.
I don't remember as vividly as the first time I heard my voice inside my head speak but it was moreorless my original self telling 'Violet' that I wanted back, he wasn't helping make me happy either and I was better off befor.

I became a recluse then, sometimes meeting up with my old drinking buddies and Violet would surface and take over when I got black out drunk. He was definitely a more fun version of me.

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Is based Brother Dean right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AU1_YllifE
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>>29416121

i bet those girls are still virgin
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>>29416210

Anri is a pure maiden.
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>>29416121
>that nu-male threatening him

Wew lad.

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Hi, robots. Im balding?
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>>29416101

no you aren't

next question
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>>29416117

/Thread

Oregano originaloooo
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>>29416117
But that "V" form hair line....

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>being a virgin is pure
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>>29416002
Yeah for women. I don't even care, but they sure are in high-demand.

But for us it's a curse.
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What about masturbation, it's like fantasy sex. You're having lewd thoughts and thought sex, that's not not pure and just as impure as people actually have sex, it's just, you're not having sex.
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>>29416002
This is the truth about being a virgin.

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Ok femnons i need help

Do you prefer fat or skinny guys? Or is it situational?

Like, i prefer girls with more weight most of the time, and would much rather fornicate with a curvy babe.

Im asking because i used to be skinny as fuck (130 lbs) and now im 210. Can chubby guys be a turn on? For me i feel like i went from being jared leto to being jack black.

I can fix this, but the question is should i?
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>>29415998
We dream of pic related>>29415998
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Go to /adv/ you faggot.
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>>29415998
No. Fat on guys is never good. Women like muscles on guys, not fat.

But yeah, some chub on girls can be cute though.

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Side Stanley says good morning
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>>29415521
is it true that this guy fucked your mother and beated you up?
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>>29415521
What happened to Phil's forehead?
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>>29415521

Regular Stanley says hello!

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>it's another bitter toastie roastie postie
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>their opinion is different from mine
This triggers the neet
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>>29415681
but i'm not a neet you roastie
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>its another day without a husky

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>first time getting a call back for a job and they left a message

wat fucking do lads?
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ignore it
continue receiving welfare
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>>29415470
I'm not qualified for welfare desu

It's a job in my future field (finance) but I'm under qualified (I'm going to college this fall). And it would be my first job
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>>29415509
What kind of attitude is that?
If you're not qualified, make yourself qualified.
Get those sweet neetbux and nap and fap at your leisure,

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Newfag here.

You guys seem pretty well versed with the whole "meme" thing. Could one of you actually tell me what memes are? I've tried looking it up but I don't really understand.

Like I always thought memes were just pictures with text on them, but then the frog guy is a meme too yeah?
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>>29415300
Please leave.

But to answer your question: memes are viral cultural practices, which on the internet typically amounts to viral phrases (tfw no gf) and images (pepe)
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assk me
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>>29415300
>tried looking it up
>somehow didn't find the Wikipedia article
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

Now fuck off and die.

What's your oppinion on septum piercings?

I personally think they are disgusting af and look like the girl has snot hanging out of her nose?

Also slutbots who have those, for what reason did you get it?
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I like them. I like piercings, tattoos and dyed hair generally even though they're unpopular here. I think in a lot of cases it's true, that girls who have them are sluts, but I don't care, I like them. Plus I've seen sluts without any of those things.
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>>29415219
Super fucking edgy post right here.
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>>29415277
Literally nothing in that comment was "edgy".

>Hey Anon! Why don't you come to the beach with us next Monday after class? It's supposed to be a nice hot sunny day! C'mon, it'll be fun!
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>>29415019
why???
pl0xfilmp
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n-no thanks I am busy on that day I have to shit post on /pol/
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>>29415035
>Why not? What's the matter Anon, got body insecurities or something? Haha!

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I really enjoy hearing about people's troubled lives and the struggles they're going through

So what's you're story anon?
What's got you down and how're you coping?
Do you want to/plan to kill yourself or do you have hopes for a better tomorrow?
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I'm not sure why there's a spoiler but okay
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>>29414996
Incase you're still here

>bullied and social reject in highschool early on
>get a gf in last year and she cucks me
>change schools
>get into low tier uni
>doing stem degree
>no friends, go weeks without talking to anyone
>havent spoken to a female in months

Social skills are all stunted due to lack of development in highschool, going to be unemployed after graduating and kill myself.
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>tfw had a dream that i was married to my favorite model
>tfw wake up and return to the loneliness

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If a man sits like this. Does it mean he has a small dick?
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>>29414936
It means he wants to pee you fuck
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I sit like that and my dick is massive
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I sit like that and I have an average 6 inches dick

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>When you realized every kid had an asshole Chad dad or didn't know his dad
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Senseless. My father isn't a Chad.
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>>29414867
That pic.

>There must be more to life
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>>29414867
>When you realized every kid had an asshole

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Question for anybody reading.

I find myself constantly seeing ads in support of women that have been through domestic violence. Not quite every day but it's always there. And the amount of support for women that have been through domestic violence is astronomical.

Yet I'm not a woman, and if I even try and debate on a public facebook post that all domestic violence is bad, not just boyfriends/husbands beating girlfriends/wives, I'm instantly demonised.

What I don't tell them is that I was at the end of that. I dated a woman, lived with her for a year. She used to throw plates at me, punch, kick, shit, she even pulled a kitchen knife on me once. And that's only the physical side.

So I'm asking. Are there any other robots here that have been through the domestic violence society refuses to acknowledge...?

... i feel so alone in this
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normie narrative and manginas

I had a good video on this once. "Don't hit a girl" etc.
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>>29415030

In hindsight, I should've knocked her teeth out. But now I can barely talk to anybody. I have a few friends I can kind of talk to about this but even then that's only when I've been abusing substances.
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>>29414866
>had crazy bitch gf just like that
>know she'd call the cops and get her on her side if I fought back
>decide to train my reflexes
>consistently catch plates she throws at me
>taunt her every time I catch one with "HEY BATTA BATTA!" and other weird shit
>block all punches and kicks while taunting her
>when she pulls a knife out, I dodge the slices and taunt her the whole time

I broke up with her the second I heard that she bought a gun

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