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So how often do these ESPN reporters get banged by athletes?
>>29422706
They get banged by athletes at least once per week, but that's still less frequently than you, OP.
for sure look at their worn out roastie faces
especially lower left
They're attractive, but not *that* attractive. I see hotter girls on my college campus daily.
Midwest 10, LA/NYC 7.
I am unaware of social issues unless they are featured in selfies.
>>29422491
What in the fuck is wrong with her nose
>>29422512
I had a buddy with that same nose in high school. Very distracting schnozz.
Exactly why I don't go on any of that cancerous shit and yet you post it here; why do you do these things anon?
NORMIES SPOTTED 3 CLICKS WEST OF OUR LOCATION
BETA SQUAD 7 REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE
I REPEAT
BETA SQUAD 7 REQUESTING IMMEDI--####--#-#-----
*signal lost*
>>29422483
> implying you limp wrist, weak willed betas would return fire
>>29422521
shut up normalscum
>>29422483
CHEEKI BREEKI BETA
> tfw work door to door sales
who's with me?
I wonder how awkward that job is.
Its awkward enough to tell the people to fuck off. I sometimes intentionally waste their time because it feels rude to tell them go away right off the bat. They go through that whole speech of theirs and then I just say "Im really not interested, goodbye" and close the door.
>>29422420
why do businesses still do cold sales
when will they learn this shit doesnt work?
>>29422420
I've done it. It is hellish.
Everybody hates me, but no matter how much they hate me, nobody will ever hate me more than I hate myself.
>mom took me shoe shopping
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEv
>>29421993
Why would you let her pull that shit?
>mom keeps telling the barber how to do my hair
STOOOOOOOP
>>29421993
>mom asks me to take a shower
>watching tv with my little brother
>advert for condoms comes up
>love sex, durex
when will this jewish propaganda end?
it was daytime tv too, we were watching the euros
>I'm scared my little brother will get fucked before me...
>>29421954
not at all
the reason for me not liking it is that it's degenerate
if you've ever seen a condom advert you'll understand what I mean, it's practically soft porn
plus it's reinforcing pre-marital sex to my 10 year old brother
>2016
>still hooked up to the electric jew where the least common denominator gets their subconscious programmed
I haven't watched TV in years. Just stream quality content from the internet.
trumptards absolutely BTFO
how will they ever recover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk
>>29421874
>ape noises
how are we "BTFO" again? Why are these black people mad at Donald Trump? He's like the best candidate for them.
Damn it! Surely all his campaigning will be for naught now when these premier citizens have spoken up.
>>29421874
>black people
>voting
and nothing of value was lost
>16
>Band Camp is in 1 week
>GF just broke up with me
Ask me anything
>>29421855
>>16
Reported faggit
>>29421855
>falling for the relationship meme
you deserve it
>>29421855
Enjoy the ban, underage summerfag.
You are walking in Oakland & this trap comes up to you, what do you say?
>>29421749
Tell her that behind the back "pass" to Thompson was one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen
>>29421781
That was Klaus fault though. It was within his reach
LEBRON
JAYYYYYYYYY-MES
Hi /r9k/. Let's start a "Being terrible to children" thread. Me first
>Be me
>Have a bunch of old toys you love
>One day rich ass of a cousin arrives
>Rich bastard sees your toys and wants them
>Mom says I'm too old for toys and that I should give them to him
>Over my dead body
>The little bastard wants to carry the toys in a giant trash bag
>Just so happen to have an identical nbag full of my old school crap
>cleveridea.jpg
>Fills the toy bag with toys
>Before they leave I switch the toy bag with old school shit bag
>To add insult to injury, I put one of my hidden condoms in the school trash bag
>Cunt leaves with school bag
>Cunt lives in england, I live in america
>Cunt's mother cals on skype saying that bastardcousin is crying because he didn't get the toys
>I explain that he might have "accidentally" took the wrong bag
>Luckily she didn't comment on the condom in the bag
>mfw
>>29421732
Noice
You did a good, Anon
You did a good
>>29421839
Thanks, anon.
I like doing a goods.
"Muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original."
I said bumperooni
What the fucking fuck fuck fuckity fuck
Bump
How do I convince my dad that traps aren't gay?
>>29421650
you do not because they are
it's ok to be gay/bi anon.
>>29421650
Kill yourself, that'II show him
>>29421650
Fuck him in the ass and see if it he likes it, its not gay if he enjoys it.
>decide to earn some GBP and do some gardening for mummy
>hear roasties clucking like hens on the patio next door
>come up with a number of possible plans
>1: spray the hose over the fence
>2: fling slugs over using my homemade trebuchet
>3: sweep up some asbestos dust from the garage floor and release it into the air
>decide on number 3
>hear them coughing and choking
>one screams "oh my gawd!"
>they go inside
>let out a little teehee giggle
>go back to gardening feeling smug
That'll teach those vapid whores not to gossip.
>>29421493
Good show boyo.
I also thought three was the best option and I'm glad you picked it
>>29421533
Thankyou desu. They used to choke on Chads huge cock but now they will choke on tiny asbestos rock.
>>29421493
Good work anon, that'll teach 'em.
http://www.xvideos.com/video15462217/brunette_milf_in_big_high_heeled_boots_gets_her_titties_fucked_by_big_cock
>fapping to this video
>parts of it involve rubbing his dick on her boots
How can someone find that sexy?
>>29421480
r9k never responds to my threads anymore
>>29421480
cuz yu r a fag
>>29421480
I used to masturbate to Daphne Rosen so much when I was a young lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0
So, what's the reason guys?
Holy shit this is actualy a video.
>Pikachew
>pikachew
baka
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/its-summer-and-if-youre-not-hopelessly-love-you-mi-408
clickhole wrote an article just for us robots
>>29421161
>that article
>"I have a gaping hole inside that I can only fill with love, so I churn through partners every year and scorn those who don't to make myself feel better"
>>29421297
have you heard of clickhole before
IT'S THE CURRENT SEASON, I MEAN COME ON
