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>you will never be an NBA Champion
>lelbron
lol
>You will never get another Superb Owl ring
>>29413038
>mad GSW fan
Better watch out or Stephanie might throw her mouthpiece at you.
miracles can happen sometimes in life
miracle part 1
>>29412932
Yes they can, I finally been diagnosed ADHD and prescribed Concerta
miracle part 2
get ready for the big finish
miracle part 3
BONK
she's so beautiful
would you have sex with a girl that is not a virgin?
I wouldn't thats gross
also I never had sex
Yeah.
Wouldn't marry one though.
I don't care if she's a virgin or not, i'd fuck that girl raw
>>29412550
>also I never had sex
And you never will, anon.
You never will.
What do i look like /r9k/? Will i remain virgin forever?
If there weren't so much fat in your face you might be a 9/10. Right now, you're maybe a 5. If manlet too then you're a 3.
fuck off you uggo
I'm sick of seeing your busted face
go to soc ffs
Who keeps posting this faggot?
Apostates to the glory of KEK shall be dealt with in a swift and severe motion by our Lord's Holy Court.
>>29412476
Are you accusing me of heresy? Nonsense!
>>29412754
Crucify him!
Who will he kill next?
Tell me something nice about the place you live or come from.
I live where the latest Dothraki scenes in Game of Thrones were filmed. It's a great place to bike, run and get lostand do psychodelics
>psychodelics
kek
I live in Ireland. It's pretty nice whenever the weather's not fucking terrible. So many gypsies where I'm from though.
I live in a nice dutch city with a good supply of weed.
>>29412323
Maybe next time you'll get lost on a fucking mountain trail you dumb cumslut, and end up dying of thirst.
>Your mom has masturbated before
>your mom has only had sex with your dad
traditional parents EFTW (epic for the win), they literally met when they were like 14-15
>Every mans hand you have ever touched has held his or someone elses Penis
>There is someone else in this world having sex with a hot girl right now, and you've never even kissed one
>brown rat eating sunfIower seeds
>>29412112
Ham and Brown Ham
Rats are so fascinating. I just read the wikipedia page.
Kawaii rat bro
>When she's on her period, you get her Chocolate and roses
>That night Chad splits her Red Sea like Moses.
Actually, I just send her this pic
>>29412098
>When she's on her period, you get her chocolate roseher chocolate rose is her asshole
>>29412098
>my thread is being ignored because bots know it's true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxDzCOyhFXM
Why does this video make me laugh so hard? It's like a fish trying to climb up land away from the water :-)
Really, how can this retard mutation survive if babies are already destroying themselves?
Also, I'm looking for this kind of gifs, the headbanging autism ones, or the half step forward and backward if you know what I mean.
Thanks!
>>29411897
Whoa, almost cut something on all that edge there
>>29411897
ahahah fuck stop the right side of my right twisted testicle hurts so much when I laugh :')
This is alternative... I'm really trying to find gifs of those apsergers, too damn difficult to find... This is what the internet is missing
So /r9k/ i started a relationship finally
But since my mind has taken a toll from extreme isolation, anxiety, depression & 4chan im afraid i will end up losing this girl.
Our first 2 dates went smoothly, she really trusted me, liked me i had my first kiss hug & bonded
God i can not describe the feelings i feel for her, its so intense i cry thinking about her, I really really really cry when i think of her
Idk if i can keep her tho i just doubt it
Im 26
Shes 18 we met online
>>29411843
You're gonna crash from very high up OP-san. I'm looking forward to your suicide thread here.
Op fuck off back to face you underage faggot people with gfs or "girls" should be banned
get hobbies
build yourself up as a person
go to the gym maybe
so you value yourself and won't be (as) heartbroken (if) things go wrong
it will also make you more interesting as a person
you're not going to listen to this though
I'm just sitting home all day hearing at the shitstorm the landlord is giving to my neighbour
Neighbours always smoke under my window, in the courtyard
I'm on first floor in they are on 1st, next to street access
They throw their cigarette butts right in the gutter
Go in the outside world to collect cigarette butts
First time out of the house for months
Got me a fair amount of waste
Throw everything in the gutter
Stormy nigh, rainy night
flood.jpg
>mfw the landlord discover they have been smoking in the courtyard even if it's forbidden
>mfw they are knee deep in their own shit now
just watching from above, sipping my chocolate
>>29411381
nice work op
i wish i had some chocolate to sip
>>29411381
*I'm on first floor, they are on ground floor
even forgot to greentext the story
not totally awake, feels a little sleepy
I'm going to microwave some bread from the freezer and have nutella buttered toast.
>>29411381
Thisis a comfy revenge.
What are some good puzzle games /r9k/? I'm a NEET looking to keep himself busy, indefinitely, really. I want hard stuff that'll really make me think. I've been playing TIS-100 a lot but I'm working rather steadily on completing it. I want something capable of breaking me.
Layton's your game if you're in a puzzling mood.
>>29411247
Spacechem, Snakebird
Talos Principle. A very original game.
Good morning, wagecuck.
It's time to wake up and get ready for your big day.
Another day, another dollar.
>>29411171
Thisis a big day - for you, wagies.
Im a wagecuck but work second shift so these threads are weird for me, im about to sleep
>>29411171
Jokes on you, I'm in the final year of my engineering degree. I get to work on fun cool assignments when I'm working, sit at home all day during holidays and exam time, and I will get a job doing what I love.
All you can do is either wallow in your own shit, or get a job at your nearest Subway.
What a day what a day!
Just took a long and satisfying walk in the park. I've been observing the local feral parakeets there. As long as I've been a NEET, I've been observing them and describing their behaviour. I've found something interesting that they do which no literature exist of!
For the couple of years I've been reading a lot of Stephen J. Gould and other evolutionary biologists. I am working on my own book which will lay the groundwork for a new theory on the evolution of parrots.
It will be a major paradigm shift.
What are you doing fellow NEETs?
>>29411131
Thisis what I'm doing: posting on /r9k/. The day is pretty young so I have time for so many activities. I have no plans, though.
I would love to just sit at home watching some tv series or read all the books i bought for the summer but i got a job over the summer that ruined my summer
>>29411273
Normally I would have laughed, and ridiculed you, but I feel your pain wagecuck. Hopefully basic income becomes real and we will all life as true NEET Gods and Goddesses.
