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how do I get autism money from the government? I see some of you guys talking about it sometimes
I'm 24 and I think my parents are sick of me living with them and I don't want to be homeless
I've only had one job at walmart and I only lasted a few days because I dropped a jar while stocking a shelf and left without saying anything to anyone and deactivated my phone number
I live in the us by the way
Kill yourself you horrific waste of space
How the fuck can you not even do a job at Walmart? Even RETARDS can work at walmart
You dont, you have demonstrated that you can work and that you have a family that can support you otherwise.
Best you can do is try to fake a back injury and try to get on disability but that is going to be at best 700-800$ a month and that is for everything, rent, utilities, food, ect.
>>29394352
because I am a retard
>tfw just ate some junk food
>>29394314
Fuck guys does anyone else know this feel? I'm so guilty ;_;
>>29394314
>tfw ate a Wendys triple cheeseburger combo meal two days in a row
L O W
O O
W O L
Q U A L I T Y
Call me out of touch, or a hater, or an old man, hey whatever man, I made an account too. But I just feel like all of these kids and basically all the normies on instagram just look like fucking DOOFUSES. Seriously, in order to make it on instagram you have to dress like a fucktard and have stupid hair and make a dumb /aesthetic/ ironic pose or else you will get mocked and revered by the children. Its pretty disgusting, what ever happened to just looking like a normal person? For fuck sakes, if I ever see one of these things in the wild I'm gonna gut it and skin it and sell it's hide to a guy.
>>29394291
yeah of course you would think instagram only consists of that when you stalk heychalk every 5 minutes
>>29394291
I'm pretty sure the guy in the middle with the grey hoodie browses /r9k/
His name's Jacob and he's usually in r9komegle
>>29394403
I thought it was him too! But then remembered he had like greasy hair and no tan, maybe its his rich normie clone, idk man
I haven't been celebrating my birthday since a long time. I know when my birthday is, but don't celebrate it.
Now I don't know exactly how old I am and have to do calculate to know it.
Anyone else have this?
>tfw someone asks what day your birthday is and you have to stop and think because you never celebrate it
OP here. I have made a bait video on Youtube, and guess what? That's what I did on my birthday.
At least it gots a lot of views considering it is in my native language.
iktf
I normally just tell them what year I was born in instead.
*FLRRRARRPPBPBPBBPBBBBBT*
>>29394206
*gives her the ol' snifferoo*
>>29394206
HHHNNNNNNGG
SO THICCCCC
>>29394206
>gas can at her feet
O im laffin
If you're a NEET and have lots of time on your hands, why not learn to have multiple whole-body non-ejaculatory orgasms? It's real anon
I'm interested...
Tell me more, desu.
>It's real anon
...and so is my 15 inch king kong cock.
>>29394315
Orgasm does not depend on ejaculation. The latter is basically nothing more than a muscle reflex which can be controlled.
How is /r9k/ spending /Father/LESS day
>>29394026
I'll end up calling my father tonight after a few shots, say some shit about me and him fucking hating each other my entire life up until a year or two ago and then tell him happy Father's day. Hang up. Fun holiday.
>acknowledging this jew concoction holiday.
>>29394026
Call step-mom, tell her to say hi to dad for me, he'll be on his motorcycle somewhere.
would you rather a girl that you like but have no chance with be nice to you or be blunt with you?
Honestly nice girls make me feel awful. Of course it's not their fault though, they're just trying to be nice to you after all, but it's so disheartening to develop feelings for a girl you think likes you back only to realise that she's just nice to everyone and you never had a chance to begin with. Would have preferred it if girls were just blunt and saved me the trouble. Sure it hurts to be rejected but not nearly as much as being rejected by a girl you thought liked you
>>29393977
BLUNT, definitively
And they usually are.
Though SOME girls that are being nice are actually being a bit open minded and may end up giving you a chance. They're just not rejecting you right away. But yeah, at some point it becomes just leading you on.
if youre not autistic you can tell if a girl wants something serious from you or nah. and if you get the feeling shes leading you on just dont respond to it shell know soon enough you cant be played and youll actually do the next guy a favor when she thinks twice about playing him
>>29394226
>if youre not autistic
being THIS relevant
who is playing on kronos as a nostfugee here ?
>>29393736
i just want a TBC or Wrath server with nostalrius' stability.
>>29394116
that would be great too famalampaitachi
I play retail
>tfw hemorrhoids
I want to die.
>>29393188
>tfw hemorrhoids
iktf
Explain what hemmeroids are.
>>29393188
>tfw 19
>tfw hemorrhoids
just end it.
>>29393495
the blood vessels inside the anus and last part of the colon. When they get twisted or infected, they expand and become extremely painfull. Can be life-threatening in long term infection.
But mostly it's the pain and constant blood flow out of the anus that's the literal pain in the ass.
TFW not a single match on tinder
Does it have to do with my age? Im 18.
>>29393071
Probably has to do with a lot more than your age.
>tfw my entire area is just goblin territory
I'm not that high in standards but Jesus Christ I am just in the worst place.
i dont use facebook so i dont use tinder
should i invest in that tinder business?
>write a long fucking post
>realize it is utter garbage
>delete it
>life is meaningless
>write shorter, even shittier post
>Submit
>>29393017
At least you have the self-awareness to not post said utter garbage.
>>29393160
>>29393017
I wish I had more self-awareness. I sometimes make long fucking satirical posts and nobody takes the bait.
You will NEVER EVER be this naturally alpha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-2pVsKRNX8
This is you're average """ausbot""""
>uuuh
>errm
>ehhhh
>ummm
doesn't sound very alpha to me desu
>>29392839
that guy is below average in australia
>tfw literally diagnosed autistic
>less autistic than 99% of the people on this board
Why the fuck are you all so pathetic?
>>29392636
Because we should have received the diagnosis but we didn't because the medical system is shit.
>>29392636
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me faggot? Don't ever post near me again
If you watch anime for extended periods of time it causes military grade super autism.
I'm gay but I'm still upset over the fact that a girl has never had a crush on me. Is this weird? Just wish a woman found me attractive.
please respond to my originel post
>>29392178
nah I dont think its weird. I wouldnt mind a guy or girl having a crush on me. I would feel bad if I wasnt attracted to them and had to reject them though.
the only times someones had a crush on me it's been people even lower on the social ladder than me, i.e. hambeasts or incredibly fucked up girls, and it feels horrible because these people either do NOT take no for an answer or they can't handle being turned down, so they lash out on you or threaten to hurt themselves or some other shit. Not cool, and it makes me feel with the hot girls who probably go through this once a month. That being said, they're probably cold af having turned down dozens of guys.
