You will NEVER EVER be this naturally alpha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-2pVsKRNX8
This is you're average """ausbot""""
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>ehhhh
>ummm
doesn't sound very alpha to me desu
>>29392839
that guy is below average in australia
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/australias-teen-party-boy-corey-worthington-is-all-grown-up-after-marrying-mel-borg/news-story/e892071b505f33caa96a48a14b9eb5b5
Fun fact, noone gives a shit about the toss-pot over here mate. If I saw him on the street I'd throw a rock at him, however.
>It's the principle of the thing.