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>be me
>black fembot
>have an outrageous case of sandfever
>only sexually attracted to arab males
how fucked am i , brehs?
Arabs loved keeping black slave girls in their harems. I'm sure you'd make a fine third wife for some minor princeling.
Fuck anything other than black guys and things will be just fine
>>25656737
I'm half Lebanese, and some other stuff, but I've grown up liking only white girls. Never had yellow or jungle fever, pink nipples and green eyes are my style boo. Problem with you black girls, is that you simply look like monkeys, I'm not trying to be racist but that's the way it is. Kind of like how the majority of my race follows a misogynistic culture and doesn't like to act civilized.
ITT:stupid shit you believed when you were young
>tfw thought blue raspberries were real until I was 16
Also inb4 god
>>25656604
>>tfw thought blue raspberries were real until I was 16
Except raspberries are an objectively superior fruit. Let me guess, OP, you prefer normie-tier entry level shit like oranges, apples and bananas?
Hope was real, life was worth living, etc.
>>25656662
lol get a load of this fucking faggot
what nickname should i have my gf call me by?
a cunt
fat nigger faggot
boyslut
>tfw overweight people can walk around wearing the hottest new clothes and get complimented
>you're below 115 and feel like a fat disgusting pig
>tfw whenever i have a full stomach I feel very ill
>tfw I feel bad about myself when I eat
>tfw purging is like getting rid of all the evil, and remaining pure inside
Is there anything more pathetic than being depressed about being skinny?
Just as bad as obese fags who say its genetics.
>>25656486
>tfw too fat to cosplay my favorite jojo
it's not that easy.
Post some music that you find comfy. Any is accepted.
https://youtu.be/DqRC5tquyU0 (yes i know i have bad taste)
>>25656278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kflmSnv6qw
https://youtu.be/_0K6OyhRJfs
>>25656278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPCQgzA1cnU
>tfw late bloomer
>tfw became attractive too late
>tfw missed out on youth
>tfw no friends and permanently stunted social skills
>tfw crippling insecurities and unable to let anyone in
>tfw robots think I don't belong just because I'm more handsome now and "attractive people have no hardships"
>>25656189
>tfw never bloom
>tfw never become attractive
>tfw will miss out on my entire life
>tfw permanently stunted social skills
>tfw crippling insecurities and unable to let anyone in
>tfw bitter white rage
>tfw robots think i don't belong just because i have a vagina and can get some STD ridden dudebro to pump and dump me
>>25656243
stop dating scumbags you do it to yourself
>>25656243
You don't belong here because you have already been fucked.
Who here a joint popper/ finger cracker?
I love making all my joints crack. It is like a drug to crack and relieve the stress in my fingers
Think you are the best finger cracker? Show your feats
How long have you been cracking your fingers?
Answer:
Which joints have you cracked?_
[]Arms
[]Elbows
[]Neck
[]Spine
[]Fingers
[]Hips
[]Knees
[]Toes
[]wrists
[]Ankles
[]Other? If so specify_ _______
It feels great, i love cracking fingers of other people, its become a habit. ;-; I cant be the only one.
>>25656169
Subhuman scum
>>25656215
Rude desu. I am a professional joint cracker.
>>25656215
Back to tmblr bitch
ITT: Inside jokes you refuse to explain to anyone.
Pic related.
newfag test
orignalcomment2
>>25656161
Ja du auch
>curly coated retriever
>"he looks about two"
>"double flapped penis"
>coworkers and I send eachother pictures of dogs pooping
I love my job
Tsunderes. Do you like them?
>>25656013
Sometimes, when she's not a Kirino-tier tsuntsun.
yes, if they're well done and cute
>>25656013
Not at all.
Tsundere is just the weeaboo word for stacy bitch.
Your in a threesome with chad and oneitus. Your job is to eat her puss but chad came to early. Wat do?
Dismember OP
>>25655838
That's my oneitis and her Chad bf came in there? I'd lick that shit so good Chad would feel turned on. I'd lick that shit like a fat shit eating ice cream. I'd lick that shit like I been wandering the desert for 40 days without water.
>>25655838
Chad doesn't cum too early. That's what makes him Chad.
What's your height?
How do people treat you?
Are you a robot because of your height?
What would you (if anything) to be as tall as chad?
>>25655733
>implying it isn't scientifically proven that taller guys are smarter
le picture is shit
>>25655776
>implying that it is
>>25655733
> 172 cm
> not badly
> no
> no
>be femanon
>talking and somewhat flirting with a guy online
>it's going well
>really like him
>slowly stop being able to hold the conversation
>any attempt to continue conversation feel awkward and forced
What do? Any tips? Am I just too autistic to hold conversations?
Guys do not give a shit about that.
>>25655752
Actual communication with the other human is pretty important to starting a relationship though.
>>25655872
If he was interested he would be trying to keep the conversation going.
>Got a speeding ticket today
>Have to appear in court and request that I take a class to keep it off my clean record
>Ticket is $136
>ree
how was your day?
how fast were you going
>>25655539
>got speeding ticket 2 months ago
>12 month suspension
>60+ over the limit
c-cant i go to class and get it taken off my record so i can start riding again (legally)?
>>25655814
No, you're a fucking idiot.
>tff no bf
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>>25655530
why do people like to draw fat people with collar bones
some fatties do with their particular fat distribution but typically not
i dont understand
>>25655530
saw a fat unkempt girl today in the dining hall of my college.
I go alone mostly cause I like being by myself like a tru robot, even tho i still get anxious in crowds
thought for a second about talking to her, but I went through my mental checklist first
>fat
I'm cool with that
>not a pretty face
im no peach myself
>unkempt/acne/looked dirty
uhh..
>looked autistic
FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOO, GET AWAY MONSTER
so I kept walking to my seat and had my meal and left.
overall pretty normal day.
> She got away
>>25655491
Right, I thought it would be impossible to get out of my basement
>>25655550
this made me kek pretty heartily anon. best part of my day t bh f am
>>25655491
>orbited her for years starting in high school
>all through college
>assumed eventually we'd get together
>we're about to graduate college
>she regularly refers of her bf of 4 years as the man she's going to marry
>he gave her a pre engagement ring
>I am still a KV
