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we have feels too edition
I worry that my Russian bf will be pulled into serving in the army again every day ;_;
>>25651251
Why are yo gay Ivan ?
>tfw stolichnaya waiting for me in the fridge when I get home
>tfw don't even like it but my dad gave it to me
>tfw just need something to drown out my crazy Slav feels
![1958202_407020819454672_8488201310062722522_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ed2eYIC.jpg "1958202 407020819454672 8488201310062722522 n[1]")
>1/3 women in their life time
How the fuck is anyone supposed to find a girl when so many are fucking roasties?
Not even saying I am anti killing babies because this kills democrats and niggers but god damn fucking 1/3
>>25650982
You know that abortion was introduced in the west with the intention of controlling the black population
>because this kills democrats and niggers but god damn fucking 1/3
You answered your own question.
The majority of women getting abortions are niggers or libcuck roasties that you don't want to be anywhere near in the first place.
>>25650982
>pollutes the water supply with estrogens
>destroys your chances of having male offspring
ITT: We make each other go "hmmm"
one bad step...
based grandpa
>>25650894
>hmmm
Nah it's a pretty obvious how that's done desu senpai
This is hilarious
Are girls here actually racist?
I'm pretty racist. I hate black people just for existing, nothing personal though.
>>25650533
Girl here, hate niggers.nplease die.
>>25650656
As long as its nothing person :^ )
I don't want to say I hate black people, but I definitely dislike them more than other people. I'm pretty sure this is how most people are desu
When did you realize that 3D women are filthy and inherently inferior to 2D women?
your waifu ain't real son
When did you realise that you're fantasizing over a cartoon that you can never touch and will never provide you pleasure beyond what you can provide yourself?
>>25650295
Acbekun?
https://youtu.be/CIMkcph9JD0
Who /milf/ here?
>>25650076
Me.
>tfw son keeps letting the dirty towels pile up in his room
>>25650076
Yea I'm a big fan of cucking too, love her work
How do I find milfs?
Femanons, do you shave your pubes?
no. it's not like I'm going to fuck anyone.
No, just shave around the edges a bit so they don't stick out of my panties
Why would I, I'm planning on staying a virgin for years
>>25646975
>not doing it because you like it that way
I shave because I like it bare. If that's not your thing, then okay. But the whole "doing it for someone else" thing is idiotic.
How are you going to dodge the draft for WW3, robots?
>bad vision medically disqualifies me
>glasses save my life
>Terrible vision, have glasses
>Feet are flat but not so flat I can't walk
>Diagnosed with depression and anxiety
>Into dicks and bp so I'm techically a homo
>Only male child of my parents
I'm never ever gonna get drafted.
I want to join an army but I've so many medical conditions I'd never get in. I've got Asthma and Eczema, I'm fucked. Their standards are fucking insane, they're letting me walk through some shit hole in aladdin country filled with corpses but are scared I might run out of breath. It's not even severe, but they'll never make exceptions.
Nothing easier than that: Simply pretend you have problems with the psyche. depression/borderline/schizophrenia etc.. or say you were a drug addict or sexually abused as a child.
Who here is NOT American?
>raises hand
FrenchFag here.
me, thanks to God. I have enough problem.
Im Canadian. Slightly better from what I hear
Year 2026
Location:The North Korean-Chinese border.
War has broken out in the Korean Peninsula and the Chinese got involved.The draft gives no fucks and now it's 18-35 and if you have glasses your going anyway.You are placed at the front lines and your mission is to push into Chinese lands with the Russians.What do you do?
I'll raise a glass, wish those brave young men the best in their crusade, and be secretly thankful that I never had children.
>>25655297
I don't know, I have no military training so I'd probably die
Desert and go inna woods. Take pot shots at roasties so they don't have to miss out on all the fun.
If staring at this gif for about a minute makes you uncomfortable, you are not a true robot.
it gives me goosebumps and that weird feeling in my chest
>>25655241
Fuck she's beautiful, that slow movement is so hot too
>tfw you'll never have a qt slowly lean in for a kiss, her dark eyes staring directly into yours
>>25655299
r u in love?
Oh, hello there wagecuck, I don't see you. Shouldn't you be getting ready for bed soon? Lord Jewstein wants you to work a double tomorrow. Another day, another dollar they always say.
I like working the night shift oddly peaceful.
>>25654776
You need to step up your game. I expect a thread at 5am tommorow, mister.
>>25654776
>Shouldn't you be getting ready for bed soon?
>6:11pm
Who else /shaman/ here?
If you guys could just leave behind the feeling that the world owes you something and opened yourself up to spirituality and mind altering substances you could fulfill your real purpose in life.
>>25654646
fuck off, you can't be a shaman with short hair you pathetic excuse
>>25654737
I have very long hair and a very long beard. Those are also not necessary to be a shaman.
blood elf paladin reporting in
Depression is a beautifully terrible thing. Once it chooses it's victim it moves it's horrible plan into motion. It infects the target and slowly, irreversibly, poisons every aspect of it's existence, transcending time to ensure that even once sacred memories are not safe.
Of course you can fight. At times it may even seem as if you are winning, conquering your faceless foe and reclaiming the life you once dearly loved. Eventually your defenses, no matter how resolute, will crumble underneath the indefatigable foe that is laying constant siege to your mind. It will raze the delusions of a good and happy life, a loving relationship, and a normal existence to the ground, salting the earth of your psyche ensuring that nothing positive will ever be allowed to thrive. As this ubiquitous darkness engulfs the kingdom of your mind the only light that will remain is the inevitable death and it's release we all face in the end. Until then though you will walk through life a shell of a man, not filled with anger or sorrow or pain, but hollow and devoid of all emotions, desires and dreams. The only enjoyable part of the day is the oblivion of sleep and each morning when you wake into a nightmare that you can't escape you'll whisper under your breath to the lonliness that is your only company to mercifully bring an end to your tortured existence and lift the burden of life from your weary shoulders.
In the end even death becomes too troublesome. Perhaps there are still a few people who through naivete or some other circumstance still inexplicably care about you when you can no longer even care about yourself. Perhaps the means through which to pursue your release are too complicated and expensive. Maybe this all conquering assailant has stripped you even of the power to achieve mutually assured destruction in it's sadistic ploy to completely destroy you. Whatever it may you eventually you don't even wish for death, rather you merely wish to disappear completely
>>25654504
nobody cares faggot this is r9k go somewhere else with this shit
>>25654539you care enough to post anon
>>25654944
we love you please dont kill usDADDY no not the belt , but SEE WHEN THE LIGHTDOES NOT SHINE..... you cannot go back. yes , as god has wiled it we are damned to this place. but , you see that therre is not anny no escape to here.
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they won. they won. they destroyed our lives and banished us from society' because THEHY think that it is funy./ but GOD will damn them just the same like us, because noboy can escape form here/ at al]'
do you see now why the
>tfw fantasizing about performing a heroic sacrifice and being remembered for something great
>fantasy about saving your love and barely surviving and waking up at the hospital with her at your side
At least if I died a hero then people might remember me as someone worth a damn.
>close to dropping out of college
>want to die doing something good
Fire fighting, here I come.God I hope I die on duty.
