War has broken out.
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Year 2026
Location:The North Korean-Chinese border.
War has broken out in the Korean Peninsula and the Chinese got involved.The draft gives no fucks and now it's 18-35 and if you have glasses your going anyway.You are placed at the front lines and your mission is to push into Chinese lands with the Russians.What do you do?
I'll raise a glass, wish those brave young men the best in their crusade, and be secretly thankful that I never had children.
>>25655297
I don't know, I have no military training so I'd probably die
Desert and go inna woods. Take pot shots at roasties so they don't have to miss out on all the fun.
Get myself a qt Manchurian/Nork gf
>>25655297
>Get hammered and high off of that Chi-comm weed
>At a small village I will gather the men, women, and children in the local Buddhist temple
>set fire to the temple and blast them when the run out
>receive a commendation medal and a desk job to quietly sweep everything under the rug
Listen to It Ain't Me
>>25655297
>18-35
I'll be 43 in 2026.
>>25655414
forming a two-man patrol with this dude
probably get a job in the supply chain somewhere because I'm useless in combat, spend the war unloading trains in Vladivostok and getting wasted on vodka with the Russians
Be happy knowing my life won't be in vein if it involves killing commie gooks.
